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【正文】 K for the NO1 killer of the ：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三： II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華amp。金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou?’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ you challenging me? 荊軻Off course!聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音樂起兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊?！崩钅畹沟厍G軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。t need any reason to win a 39。t we? Do we?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you39。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is （抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?羊肉串和納稅人（英文小品）Characters: , Xiaofu, Dabao : Tax is the major source of the fiscal is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 , the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very first Act happened in I(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want , Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up,)Xiaofu: Tax!Pay the tax!Dabao:(change faces)Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no : Tax!TAX!Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi!Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi!Taxi!Xiaofu: Enough!Are you the vendor? Dabao: No , No, No, no!I 39。m just have a vendor has gone to the : Not the vendor ? Impossible!you 39。ve been here for 2 : Really ?(Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)How do you know it? Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 39。ve been looking at you for two : It’s a big bug!Xiaofu: ’t waste my time!Please pay the tax10 Yuan!Dabao: 10 yuan?!My had just earned 20 Yuan one day!5 Yuan, ok? Xiaofu: Don39。t cheat me, you39。ve sold more than 2 hundred : 6yuan, my dear , my lovely : Not for you ,not for me, let39。s split the yuan ,ok ? Xiaofu:(looking around)All right ,a no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)Dabao: What a smart woman!Bad luck!I’m have to change my I would not meet her any more!Let’s go!Act II : The next scene happened in new had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the welloff society in an allround way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell ’s enjoy it!(In the market。Dabao in white clothes ,a board with “NO SARS”)Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, one, want one, want : Hi, Dabao: : What a familiar : It’s you!Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax : 10 years past, you still sell is
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