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【正文】 my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they39。A:Waiter there39。s the hot water that kills them.第三篇：英語(yǔ)短劇(三人)搞笑改編自《兩小兒辯日》(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)獨(dú)白：The story happened in a sunny friends meet each :Hi,nice to see you,:Nice to see you,`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny :Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck `s 100 :Yes, it what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think suggest one of us can have it is in my hand,so…P:No ,I don`t think think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the :Look at that don`t we ask him to judge it for :I :Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:`t up? J:Here is the thing,……S:`s really a hard me …OK,I get an I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the do you think? P:Why :Let do :Now you must listen to me at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You :It`s we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it bee ,the answer is at noon J:That is the most stupid answer I have ever we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very is because the sun is farther away from us at S： a matter of fact,each of your answer is think the range is the :Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一邊，拿出50美元)If you make me win,it`s :(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地)I am sorry,I made a mistake just `ll correct my is answer is at :What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一邊)I did not catch your mean you say it again? S:The sun isfarther away from usat you are :(打過(guò)路人)Did you change your mind? S:No…Oh are ,he was wrong.(一起回去)P：What`s wrong with your face? J:清嗓子S:I just fall over by accident, let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over I believe Jack is were :(Jack從petter手中搶過(guò)錢(qián))Then it`s mine.(kiss it)It`s nice to meet you ,:What?Don`t go.(jack下)What`s wrong with you? S:I `m sorry,Ijust…..J:Give me my money,now.(路人拿出錢(qián)，jack一把搶過(guò)來(lái)，生氣地走了)S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋發(fā)現(xiàn)）Where is my own 100 me my money.(追jack)完第四篇：英語(yǔ)三人短劇搞笑A：第一個(gè)顧客 B：服務(wù)員 C：第二個(gè)顧客 顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了 服務(wù)員：別擔(dān)心，先生，不是很燙！A : Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don39。ll all be wanting ，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒(méi)有另收錢(qián)。s a fly in my soup!B:Don39。t worry Sir it39。ve sold more than 2 hundred : 6yuan, my dear , my lovely : Not for you ,not for me, let39?！崩钅畹沟厍G軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。s a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there39。我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里?！澳惘偭藛?？”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服務(wù)員說(shuō)，“你想讓它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over t
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