【正文】 r man,so they will trust ……change change…… 轉了幾圈，變成了一個男人。但為時已晚，T一把搶過。T: bajie, give me the map(不回頭，懶洋洋的問)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（嚴肅的問）T：bajie!Give the fucking……..(轉過身看到八戒在看書)T:(很吃驚)hey！bajie，you are making youself a new kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》 or 《dabeizhou》? 八戒依舊看書，不理睬。ll watch you then.(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)X1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Sir,you are a bosshand.(背景音樂《斗地主》）Come in and teach me!(準備開電網(wǎng)門)M:(回來，看見X1)Dai!You ugly monster!(上前就打)（背景音樂《打斗》T：er?..悟空，I told you to get him out of here,not beat him to death?..Next time don’t do this kind of thing(拿出美女畫冊，繼續(xù)看）M: whatever, all right(懶得解釋)（悟空看到美女畫冊，急忙湊上去看，師傅把畫冊上下左右移動，悟空隨之移動，師傅發(fā)現(xiàn)了，開始說：）Ah, wukong ,you want to have a look at it,aren’t you ,If you want to just tell me, I will give it to you, if you don’t tell me how can I know that you want to have a look at it, even if you think in your heart that you want to have a look at it, if you don’t tell me, I still do not know that you want to have a look at it??.(悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃離此地)T：wukong！e back！（唐僧搖搖頭,繼續(xù)看書)X:（看到畫冊）ah?..I got a idea!WhiteSkeleton Demon find out that master tang likes beautiful women very much,so she decided to change herself to a beautiful girl and deceive master tang to go with （背景音樂《天竺少女》）說話一定要嗲X2:（曼妙的走過來，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不轉頭：leave me ，唐僧依然不轉頭：I said leave me ，x2開口說話）X2:hi?.Mr handsome!T:（轉頭）wow?hi beauty!（扔掉畫冊，背景音樂響起，only you，神情對視，過會兒）e here,do you want some food？take some bananes。發(fā)現(xiàn)是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻變得溫柔，接過書開始看T：yao?.xi?..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出衛(wèi)生紙給唐僧擦，唐僧回過神來)T:（轉身訓斥八戒）how many times I have told you!You are not supposed to read this kind of book!I will keep it for you until the trip is end?..(唐僧將畫冊掖到衣服里)P:But..um,why boss,why you always said we can never touch girls?I just do not understand?T:（sigh），how many times I have to tell you ,That is because?(唐僧擺出一個酷酷的動作，一邊跳舞，一邊開始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous)P:I know T:Monkey,I am and get me some food?.Shaseng,you go feed the horse.(聲音放低)and I think it is the time for me to call my little honey pony(甜蜜的，一邊掏出手機，回頭看到八戒在身邊)hey！pig, get out of here!give me some private space!唐僧開始給Q打電話（背景音樂《做你的男人》）T:hi..how you’re doing(不解釋?.)Q:I am fine,but I miss you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a call T:oh darling?.i am boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you know I love you?oh?they are back!Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace? M:who you are phoning,boss? T:er(支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with is my food? M:here!I found some delicious bananas!T:bananas again?!How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重語氣)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing but eat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)（T拿起手機）T:I will call you later，honey，I miss you Q:me too,I will be on the phone,bye?T：Monkey,I am and get me another food?.not bananas S: But boss,if a monster es while brother monkey is away?..T: Em??.It is a ,do you have any idea? M: No problem!(安裝)（X已躲在一旁偷看）P: This is?..? M: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em??Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!M: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 白骨精上場X: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too ?I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite lucky am I,they are in my ?Electric net?You are too get to e up with a ?..get it!i can pretend to be a man,so they will trust ??change change??轉了幾圈，變成了一個男人。T:(湊過去)let me have a look at it!八戒才注意，趕忙藏書。第一篇：英語搞笑短劇劇本西游記Once there was true love for me, but I did not treasure it’s too late to in the world can be more painful than only time could go back, if only God could give me one more chance, I would say to the girl: “I love you.” If you dare ask me how long my love will last, my answer will be at least 10,000 it!人物：T:唐僧 呂歡 M:孫悟空 徐彩鳳 P:豬八戒 艾翹 S:沙僧 李巖艷X:白骨精原型 烏凡迪 X1:白骨精變成的男人 張伊僮 X2:白骨精變成的女人 王彧 Q:女兒國王后 孫欒營T: Wow?,boys,this place looks we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is? 眾徒弟們搖頭，除了八戒在看書。T: bajie, give me the map(不回頭，懶洋洋的問)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（嚴肅的問）T：bajie!Give the fucking??..(轉過身看到八戒在看書)T:(很吃驚)hey！bajie，you are making youself a new kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》 or 《dabeizhou》? 八戒依舊看書，不理睬。但為時已晚，T一把搶過。（背景音樂《天竺少女》）X1:I look great!X1:(接近三人，望著)Hey,guys!Can I join you?