【導(dǎo)讀】Rachel:NoooWay!Phoebe:(singing)Holdmeclose,youngTonyDan-za.Phoebe:HiMonica!Ross:HeyMon!Rachel:HeyMon!Phoebe:OhmyGod,hasshesleptatall?Ross:Nope.Chandler:Morning.Joey:Morning,hey,youmadepancakes?up.(laughshysterically)GoodmorningJoey.Joey:(sarcastically)Goodmorning.agrownup.Janice:(laughs)I-I-Igottago,Igottago.Okay,notwithoutakiss.Chandler:Well,maybeIwon'tkissyou,andthenyou'llhavetostay.Joey:(underhisbreath)Kissher!Kissher!Janice:I'llseeyoulater,sweetie.ByeJoey.Joey:B-byeJanice.Sowhenya'dumpin'her.Chandler:Nope,notthistime.Joey:Comeon,quiteyankin'me.Chandler:I'mnotyankingyou.Joey:ThisisJanice.Rachel:What?!Monica:It'ssomeofRichard'shair!(holdsitclosetoRoss)WhatdoIdowiththis?haveleftofhim,gross,drainhair.Ooh!

　　

【正文】 ave to be out the door at twenty to eight. Joey: Relax Ross, we39。ll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed. Ross: Well, you know, I39。d feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now. Chandler and Joey: Okay. (they don39。t move) Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Heyhey! Oh, look at you, all sexy. Ross: Really. Rachel: Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi. Ross: Hi. Rachel: How e you didn39。t e over earlier? 302 沒人準備好 好，他們有水，柳橙汁 這個看起來像蘋果汁 喝喝看吧 對，這是一杯油 我喝了油 我知道，兩分鐘前我才喝過的 穿燕尾服的先生 你怎么還沒換衣服 ? 還有半小時 那是四分鐘前的事 我們必須在七點四十出門 放心，我們會準備好的 我們只要兩分鐘就著裝完畢 若你現(xiàn)在就換好，我會高興 點 Ross: 39。Cause, I39。m a stupid, stupid man. Joey: Hey, Ross, want some cider? Ross: No. (to Rachel) So, um, let39。s see your pretty close, huh. Makeup39。s on, hair39。s done. Rachel: Yeah, I just have to get dressed. Ross: Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes. Rachel: Yeah! Once, I figure out what I39。m wearing. Joey: Glass of fat? Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s. Ross is acting nervous] Joey: What39。s a matter Ross? What you39。re nervous about your speech? Ross: No! Do you wanna hear it? Joey: Am I in it? Ross: Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey. Phoebe: (entering) Hello. Ross: Hey! Joey: Whoa! Ross: Wow, hello! You look great! Phoebe: Thank you! I know, though. Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star. Phoebe: Ohh, well, you39。re my lucky penny. Chandler: (entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo) All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. (to Joey) Get up. Joey: What? Chandler: You39。re in my seat. Joey: How is this your seat? Chandler: 39。Cause I was sitting there. Joey: But then you left. Chandler: Well, it39。s not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was ing back. Joey: What39。s the big deal, sit somewhere else. Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that39。s my seat. Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom) . Soo... Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn39。t matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So.. Chandler: All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it39。s not a big deal. (yells at Joey) GET UP!! Monica: (entering) Hi. All: Hey. Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great! Phoebe: All right all ready. Monica: (to Ross) Ooh, are you gonna do magic? Ross: That39。s, that39。s funny. Change! Monica: Hang on a second I just got in. Ross: Look, I don39。t care it starts at eight, we can39。t be late. Phoebe: We could not, would not want to wait. Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts. Monica: Has somebody been drinking my fat? (Joey and Chandler look at each other) Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear? Phoebe: I don39。t know, you might be the first one. Monica: Rach, did you check the machine? Rachel: Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind. Chandler: Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It39。s called: Get Up. Joey: All right! You can have the chair. Chandler: Really! Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (holds up crossed fingers) Phoebe: (on machine) Hi, it39。s me, I39。m ing over now. Hey, what if I39。m already there when your playing this message? (to the guys) Is that too spooky? Ross: (on machine) Hi Rach, are you there? It39。s me, pick up. Rachel. Rach! Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) What?! Ross: Nevermind. Richard: (on machine) Monica, it39。s Richard. Call me. Monica: Isisis that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?! Ross: It39。s old, it39。s definitely old. Didn39。t you hear the, the double beep? 好好 看看你，多性感啊 真的嗎 ? 你怎么不早點過來 ? 因為我真是笨得要命 羅斯，要不要來點蘋果汁 ? 不要 你快準備好了吧 妝化好了，頭發(fā)梳好了 我只要換衣服就好了 大概只要 6或 7分鐘吧 是啊，只要我決定好要穿什么 要不要喝點油 ? 怎么了 ? 你是不是因為要演講而緊張 ? 不是 你要不要聽聽看 ? 里面有提到我嗎 ? 等我感謝完所有 捐錢給博物館的人 我就唱一首歌歌頌喬伊的偉大 嗨，你看起來真棒 謝謝你 雖然我已經(jīng)知道了 看到?jīng)] ? 這個人準備好，可以出發(fā)了 菲比 ， 你 … 你真是我的偶像啊 那你就是我的幸運銅板 好吧 ，我做了心理測驗結(jié)果是 我認為男人比事業(yè)重要 起來 什么 ? 你坐在我的位子上 為何這是你的位子 ? 因為我剛才坐在這里 但是你離開了 拜托，我又不是去多遠的地方 我是去廁所 你明知道我會回來的 那有什么大不了的 去坐別的地方嘛 真正大不了的就是 我是最后坐在這里的人 所以這是我的位子 事實上，你最后坐的 地方就是那里，所以… 各位，你們知道嘛 ? 那個一點都不重要 你們倆都必須 在我腦血管爆掉前換好衣服 我只要再做一件事 這真的沒什么大不了 Monica: What if it39。s new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn39。t I call him back? Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 39。Cause, it39。s, it39。s really old. Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did? Monica: Huh? Ross: I.....got.....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay. (Rachel starts to follow Monica into her room, but Ross stops her and sends her back to her room.) There we go, there we go. Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don39。t get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don39。t mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey39。s face) Op, not touching, can39。t get mad! Not touching can39。t get mad! Not touching can39。t get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe39。s dress) Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You rrrotten boys! Chandler and Joey: Sorry Phoebe. Joey: I39。m so sorry. Phoebe: What am I gonna do? Ross: No, no, don39。t, don39。t, rub it! Don39。t! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?! Phoebe: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus. Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say? Phoebe: Okay, thanks. Yeah, I