【正文】 Busthe bus stops at the next stop ， A mother and her child get on the bus and sit down ， the conductor es to them for the tickets ， The mother says , One ticket to the Children39。s Park ， The conductor looks at the small child , then says to him , How old are you , little boy ?The mother wants to speak , but the conductor stops her ， The boy says , Mother says I39。m four years old at home and two on the bus ， All the other people laugh ， New Words and Expressionsconductorticketlaugh49， Two HolesMr Black has two cats， One is big and the other is small ， He likes them very much， One day his friend Mr Green es to see him ， He is very surprised， He finds there are two holes in the door , a big hole and a small one ， He says , My dear friend , why are there two holes in your door ? To let them in and out , Mr Black anwers ， But why are there two holes ? asks his friend ， How can the big cat go through the small hole ? he says ， New Words and Expressionsholesurprisedanswergo through50， Making a Telephone CallHow do you make a telephone call in English ?Do you know ? Let me tell you ， If you want to ask someone to e to the telephone ,you cannot say , Please ask Mr， ， ， to answer the telephone ， You should say , May I speak to Mr ， ， ， ?If you want to ask who is answering the telephone ,you should say , Who is this , please ?Is this Mr， ， ， (speaking)? You cannot say , Who are you?If you want to tell the other one who you are , yo should say ,This is ， ， ， (speaking ) ， You cannot say , I39。m ， ， ， New Words and Expressionstelephoneshouldmake a telephone call51， Cutting the CakeDick is seven years old , and his sister Mary is five ， Today their mother takes them to their grandma39。s house and then she goes out ， The children play for an hour ,and then at four thirty their grandma takes Dick into the kitchen ， She gives him a nice cake and a knife and says ,Like a gentleman , give the bigger piece to the other ， Dick thinks about this for a moment ， He says to Mary , You cut this cake , Mary ， New Words and Expressionsknifegentlemanbiggerpiecemomenthalf52， The Lu Xun MuseumWe are at the Lu Xun Museum , boys and girls ， You know , Lu Xun was a great writer and thinker ， From the exhibits in the museum , I39。m sure you will know more about Lu Xun， We will stay here for an hour and will leave at one thirty ， The bus will be waiting for you in front of the museum ， Please remember the bus number and be back on time ， Don39。t forget to close the windows before you leave the bus ， New Words and Expressionsmuseumwriterthinkerexhibitforgetleave53， A History QuestionWho is the first president of the United States ?a history teacher asks one of her pupils ， The pupil thinks for a long time , but he doesn39。t say anything ， Then the teacher gets angry and shouts , George Washington ， The pupil begins to walk towards his seat ， Come back ! the teacher says， I didn39。t tell you to go ， Oh , I39。m sorry , says the student， I thought you called the next student ， New Words and Expressionspresidenthistoryshoutseate back54， Streets of WaterThere is a city in the world， People do not drive cars in that city ， It is called Venice， Venice is in Italy ， There are no streets in Venice ， But there are canals， The canals look like streets ， There is much water in those canals ， In Venice people ride about the city in boats ， Your father and mother may ride in a bus to work ， In Venice , fathers and mothers ride in boats ， New World and ExpressionsworlddriveVeniceltalystreetcanal55， Who Puts Ink on My ChairTom is seven ， He goes to school every day ， The school is near his home ， So he goes there on foot and es back home on time ， But today he is late， His mother asks him , Why are you late today ?I am in the headmaster39。s office， Why do you go to the headmaster39。s office ?Because my teacher asks us a question in class , and nobody can answer it , but I can ， It39。s good to answer the teacher39。s questions ， But the question 39。Who puts ink on my chair?New Words and Expressionsheadmasterofficenobody56， Cinema TicketsTwo little boys go to a cinema , buy the tickets and go in ， But after two minutes they e out , buy two more tickets and go in again ， After a few minutes they e out again and buy two more tickets ， The girls in the ticket office says to them at last ,Why are you buying all these tickets ?Are you meeting friends here all the time ?No , we39。re not doing that , answer the two boys ， But a big woman always stops us at the door and tears out tickets up ， The girl。 smiles and sells them two more tickets ， New Words and Expressionscinemabuyticketsellsmiletear upall the time57， A Stammering BirdJohn lives on a small farm， He cannot speak well ， He stammers a lot when he speaks ， One day he goes to a shop ， He wants to buy a parrot， He says to the shopkeeper , Dddo you have a ppparrot ?Yes , sir , answers the shopkeeper ， Here is a fine green one， It understands everything ， So John buys it and goes home with his bird， But some days later he takes it back to the shop ， This bbbird can39。t tttalk , he says， It can only stttammer ， New Words and Expressionsstammerparrotshopkeeperunderstandremember58， Seven DaysThere are seven days in a week， They are Sunday , Monday , Tuesday ,Wednesday , Thursday , Friday , and Saturday ， Most children go to school from Monday to Friday ， Most people don39。t work on Saturday or Sundayand most shops are closed in England on Saturday afternoon and Sunday ， But in China , shops are open every day ， Sunday is always a holiday， It39。s the first day of the week ， Some people go to church on that day ， The time between Friday evening and Monday morning is the weeken