【導(dǎo)讀】不論你的生活如何卑賤，你要面對它生活，不要躲避它，更別用惡言咒罵它。你最富有的時候，倒是看似最窮。愛找缺點的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺點。甚至在一個濟貧院里，你也還有愉快、高興、光榮的時候。在濟貧院的窗上，像身在富戶人家窗上一樣光亮；在那門前，積雪同在早春融化。一個從容的人，在哪里也像在皇宮中一樣，生活得心滿意足而富有愉快的思想。人，我看，倒往往是過著最獨立不羈的生活。也許因為他們很偉大，所以受之無愧。對付生活，他們是毫不超脫的，毋寧是不體面的。視貧窮如園中之花而像圣人一樣耕植它吧！不要找新的花樣，無論是新的朋友或新的衣服，來麻煩你自己。找舊的，回到那里去。不變，是我們在變。thepure.thebright,thebeautiful,一切純潔的,輝煌的,美麗的,thespirit'syearningcry,使靈魂深切地呼喊著的,abrotherinhisneed,在你的弟兄需要的時候，befirm,andjust,andtrue;為人要堅定，正直，忠誠；我們擁有的財富倍增，但其價值卻減少了；我們說的多了，愛的卻少了，我們的仇恨也更多了；

　　

【正文】 freaked out, and that39。s when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y39。know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 39。Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?39。. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn39。t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you39。re the only person I knew who lived here in the city. Monica: Who wasn39。t invited to the wedding. Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn39。t be an issue... [Scene: Monica39。s Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.] Monica: Now I39。m guessing that he bought her the big pipe an, and she39。s really not happy about it. Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide! Ross: (in a deep voice) I39。ll have whatever Christine is having. Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can39。t marry him! I39。m sorry. I just don39。t love him. Well, it matters to me! (The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.) Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! (She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.) Rachel: C39。mon Daddy, listen to me! It39。s like, it39。s like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 39。You39。re a shoe! You39。re a shoe, you39。re a shoe, you39。re a shoe!39。. And today I just stopped and I said, 39。What if I don39。t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a a purse, y39。know? Or a or a hat! No, I39。m not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I39。m saying I am a ha It39。s a metaphor, Daddy! Ross: You can see where he39。d have trouble. Rachel: Look Daddy, it39。s my life. Well maybe I39。ll just stay here with Monica. Monica: Well, I guess we39。ve established who39。s staying here with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that39。s my decision. Well, maybe I don39。t need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!! [Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.] Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that39。s it. Just try to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few... Rachel: I39。m all better now. Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped! Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y39。know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 39。hat39。 thing. Joey: (forting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always e to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he39。s away a lot. Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It39。s her wedding day! Joey: What, like there39。s a rule or something? (The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.) Chandler: Please don39。t do that again, it39。s a horrible sound. Paul: (over the inter) It39。s, uh, it39。s Paul. Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in! Joey: Who39。s Paul? Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul? Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 39。not a real date39。 tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy? Ross: He finally asked you out? Monica: Yes! Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel... Rachel: Please, no, go, that39。d be fine! Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay? Ross: (choked voice) That39。d be good... Monica: (horrified) Really? Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It39。s Paul the Wine Guy! Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just plain a lot? (Chandler doesn39。t know.) (There39。s a knock on the door and it39。s Paul.) Monica: Hi, e in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul. All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey! Chandler: I39。m sorry, I didn39。t catch your name. Paul, was it? Monica: Okay, ummumm, I39。ll justI39。ll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah... Ross: A wandering? Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds. Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can39。t be good. (Monica goes to change.) Joey: Hey, Paul! Paul: Yeah? Joey: Here39。s a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red. Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey! Ross: So Rachel, what39。re you, uh... what39。re you up to tonight? Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing! Ross: Right, you39。re not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your (thinks) big lizards... Anyway, if you don39。t feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are ing over to help me put together my new furniture. Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we39。re very excited about it. Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I39。m just gonna hang out here tonight. It39。s been kinda a long day. Ross: Okay, sure. Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help? Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don39。t want to. Commercial Break [Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.] Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. Lalalalala (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) Lalalala...ohhh! [Scene: Ross39。s Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.] Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I39。m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brac