【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 上，于是走過來）至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽劍，指向至。兩人定格，至走出來，獨白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, cm I after a short period of time, second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me I?ve decided to tell lies, I?ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!紫：I?ll kill you if you e closer!至：You should kill me!Kill me!I?d found my best love, but I didn?t treasure left regretful after ?s the ultimate pain in the cut my throat, please don?t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to give a time limit, I?ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!（紫長嘆，拋劍，拾劍，抱劍）紫：What can you tell your wife? 至：I have to tell her the I must get the Pandora?s Box go back with you and explain I hate myself that I can?t get the box …… 紫：I help you!至：No, it?s dangerous!紫：You don?t want to? 至：I do!But ……紫：I trust you!I?ll get the Pandora?s Box back for me here at midnight.(豬喊)至：Let me do something to my boss you tonight.（依依不舍）Aside: The night …… Chapter 3 Site: DungeonCharacters: 至尊寶、豬八戒、沙僧、唐僧 豬和沙：Master, master(兩人同時悄聲說)豬：We e to save ：We e to bring you ：I won?t ：Stay here? Why? 唐：There?re full of obstacles in the way of getting is because we?re not united we let the devils do bad to ?s prison has no difference with the outside world, to me。the outside world is just a bigger go out have something to tell him.(豬和沙下)唐：You e in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I?m not your don?t want to be your I know you?re a good let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”? 至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……(唐唱Only you)至： can?t take this anymore, please stop …… 唐：Ohoh ……至：Damn you, you … I?ve said I can?t take this ?t disturb or I?ll kill ： Monkey King, you can kill and death are very you know why you should make sacrifices, you will e back and sing this song with …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders? Cave with the , the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who?s cut open won?t die at can still he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a the Monkey King?s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …Chapter 4 Site: The Hole of WaterfallCharacters: 至尊寶、觀音 至：?m about to understand your used my eyes to see in the I was started using my heart to see this I could see all things girl …h(huán)as left a drop of tear in my felt her ：Have you given up all things in human world? 至：Yes!Life and death is just minor!…… But I don?t understand why can human?s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 hatred is it? 觀：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out ：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to ：I want to warn you wearing the gold ring, you?re no longer a normal can?t have human desires you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and ?s very ：：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say? 至：I had had found my best love, but I didn?t treasure I lost her, I ?s the most pain in the God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.第三篇：搞笑短劇劇本《茶葉蛋與愛情》第一幕在那個炎熱而充滿激情的夏天，經(jīng)過無數(shù)次課間的小紙條，郭建國終于和李阿芳在一起了。經(jīng)歷了六月高考后，阿芳迎來了她的錄取通知書，而建國也...落榜了，于是他們不得不面臨分隔兩地，這一天郭建國送李阿芳去她夢想中的高等學(xué)府“湖南財政經(jīng)濟學(xué)院”。李阿芳：國，我就要去讀大學(xué)了，你在磚廠要好好干，我畢業(yè)了就嫁你。郭建國：芳，你放心，我不會辜負(fù)你的期望的，等你回來了我就一定是這旮旯最大磚廠的老板了，到時我會調(diào)八輛拖拉機去娶你的。李阿芳：國，我選你。郭建國：芳，我也選你。進入大學(xué)，阿芳和劉思思分到一個寢室，對于這個地道的本地人，阿芳感到深深的自卑，雖然陌生的人陌生的城市，但是阿芳并不孤單，她和她的建國哥每天都要打一通電話。這天郭建國打來了電話。李阿芳：國，城里人真的好奇怪，就一大鍋菜硬是被他們整成了火鍋，一點青菜豆腐賣的那么貴。我覺得那會高中你揣在兜里的地瓜最香了。郭建國：芳，你別整城里人那套，不要學(xué)壞了。李阿芳：我知道，你好好干，不說了，話費老貴了。郭建國：芳，我選你。李阿芳：我也選你。劉思思：你和誰打電話呢？李阿芳：我男朋友。劉思思：你就有男朋友了，真快啊。李阿芳：我們高中就在一起了，他對我特好。劉思思：他在哪個學(xué)校讀書啊？李阿芳：哪能，現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)在工作了呢。劉思思：工作了？他做什么的？李阿芳：就...就....那個，幫別人工作唄，具體我也不清楚。我下去吃飯了。劉思思：等一下，我和你一起下去嘛，那個，聽說最近隔壁班的周帥富對你蠻殷勤的，你要小心點啊，他這個人仗著有點小錢不知道勾搭過多少女孩子了，再說你不是有男朋友嗎，就不要和他弄得太曖昧了李阿芳：我知道的啦，我又不是那種貪慕虛榮的女孩子第二幕幾天后（阿芳在宿舍興高采烈的哼著歌）劉思思：阿芳，你現(xiàn)在和周帥富怎么回事啊，白天眉來眼去晚上電話不斷的 李阿芳：額，我覺得我現(xiàn)在對他有感覺了劉思思：不要開玩笑了，他這人就沒認(rèn)真過李阿芳：說不定這次就認(rèn)真了呢劉思思：你看上他哪里了啊，除了有點錢哪里就吸引你了李阿芳：人家可是個高富帥呢劉思思：你男朋友怎么辦？李阿芳：我愿意坐在寶馬車?yán)锟抟膊幌朐谧孕熊嚿闲⑺妓迹喊?，過得開心快樂不就好了嘛李阿芳：沒錢哪來的快樂劉思思：你高興就好吧李阿芳：恩恩這一天阿芳又接到周帥富的電話阿芳：喂周：阿芳，是我阿芳：恩恩，我知道周：周末有事么阿芳：周末哦，我想想啊周：帶你去吃茶葉蛋阿芳：茶葉蛋好貴啊，歐巴，我們還是不要去吃茶葉蛋了啦周：沒事，天空飄來五個字，錢就不是事兒阿芳：kdie這時接到男友電話阿芳：喂郭：阿芳，你在干嘛呢？阿芳：還能干嗎，在寢室唄郭：哦，那也好那也好，我跟你說啊，我今天搬了十拖拉機的磚，賺了五十幾塊錢呢，過幾天就發(fā)工資了，到時我又可以寄錢你了，你上次不是看中了那條38塊的裙子么，你去買回來啊，你要多吃點阿芳：哎呀，行了行了知道啦（嘀咕：50塊還不夠人家吃個茶葉蛋呢）在吃完茶葉蛋后周：有男朋友么阿芳：男朋友哦，人家還沒有唉周：那做我女朋友吧阿芳：kdie在光棍節(jié)前一天，阿芳提前給郭建國發(fā)了一短信“國，提前祝你光棍節(jié)快樂”“我不是有你么”“在發(fā)這條