【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 的是視頻里的音樂)，四師徒出場(等到四人全部出來后暫停視頻)。【本劇燈光都是全亮的】唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？(悟空,我們現(xiàn)在到哪兒了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地圖.)八戒誤拿出一張美女圖，：Oh，master，look！(哦,師父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告訴你多少次啦,不要老是帶美女圖啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,師父,原諒我這次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(沒門,我想就由我先暫時保管,直到我們到達(dá)西天,地圖!)八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.(噢,師父,我肚子餓扁了,我再也走不動了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥豬.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……(死猴子,如果你再敢說這兩個字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就幫你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?(悟空,我也餓了,你能幫我們?nèi)フ倚┏缘膯?)八戒：You see，our master is hungry too.(你看,我們師父也餓了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,誰把我上一餐的飯給吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster es while monkey brother is away，what can we do？(但是師父,如果有妖精來了,而大師兄又不在的話,該怎么辦啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的誒,.)悟空：No problem！(沒問題.)悟空拿著金箍棒繞著他們跑了一圈…… 八戒：This is……(這是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(這是我織的電網(wǎng),只要你們呆在里面,沒有妖精能進(jìn)來.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are being moreand more is power！!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)(哦悟空,你真是越來越知識淵博哦,知識就是力量啊![八戒::是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜?。┨粕篛K, it is the show time.（好的，現(xiàn)在是我們展示自己的時間啦！）放音樂《窮開心》，三師徒開始跳舞。一段時間后，唐僧：I am a little tired , let’s play cards.（我有點累了，我們打牌吧。）放《斗地主》，師徒三人開始打牌。白骨精現(xiàn)身。白骨精：Electric net ？It is easy，hahaha?。。▊髡f中的電網(wǎng)？小菜一碟嘛，哈哈哈哈哈?。┌坠蔷兂纱骞贸鰜怼?村姑：Can I join you?（能加我一個嗎？）唐僧：Oh，lady，we are playing cards now，and three people are enough.（哦，女士，我們現(xiàn)在在斗地主呢，三個人已經(jīng)夠了。）村姑：Oh，chance.（噢，機(jī)會。）唐僧：Oh，chance.（噢，機(jī)會。）村姑：Double King.（一對K。）唐僧：Double King，oh，I win，lady you are so clever，e in and teach me.（一對K，哦，我贏啦！女士，你太強(qiáng)啦，來，進(jìn)來教我吧！）這時悟空回來了。悟空：You are the monster，I will kill you.（你是妖精，我殺了你。）唐僧：Oh，Wukong，what are you doing，she is my teacher.（悟空，你看看你干了什么，她是我?guī)煾赴?。）八戒（對悟空?She is my teacher!（她是我?guī)煾?。）悟?She is a monster!（她是個妖精。）八戒（對唐僧）:she is a monster!（她是個妖精。）這個地方八戒要表現(xiàn)出墻頭草的樣子。唐僧：Don’t say this.（這時放《only you》，當(dāng)做緊箍咒）Only you……（不要再說了。念緊箍咒。）白骨精現(xiàn)身。白骨精：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.（哇哈哈哈，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個教訓(xùn)。）白骨精變身老婦出場。老婦： is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter?（女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里??？【對唐僧】你好，請問你看到我女兒了嗎？）唐僧:Your daughter……故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子（你女兒……）悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看到老婦。悟空:You are the monster, I will beat you.（我打死你這個死妖精。）聽到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。沙僧：Master，are you OK? How many?（師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾？）唐僧：Two，game over Sun Wukong.（兩個啦，孫悟空，你死定啦。）見唐僧已經(jīng)對悟空產(chǎn)生不滿，這時白骨精抓住時機(jī)，變成老頭出來。老頭出場后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。老頭：Oh，my wife my daughter，who did it？（噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰干的？）悟空轉(zhuǎn)身，見又一個妖怪來了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。悟空：You are going to die, monster.（見閻王去吧，死妖精。）唐僧：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然殺了三個人。）悟空:They are not human beings，they are monsters.（他們不是人，他們是妖精。）唐僧：Monster？I think you are the real monster，you go！you go！It is the wrong way.（妖精？我看你才是真的妖精吧，你走，哪來的回哪兒去吧！【見悟空往錯的方向走了，唐僧指出】走錯啦，走錯啦。這邊。）八戒:Oh master monkey brother is away.（哦，師父，猴哥就這樣走啦?。┨粕篋on’t say that guy.（不要理那個B了。）白骨精見最強(qiáng)大的孫悟空已經(jīng)被趕走了，高興地出來了，準(zhǔn)備享受唐僧肉。白骨精：Hahahahaha，how foolish you are，I will eat you，Mr Tang.（哈哈哈哈，唐僧，你是多么的愚蠢啊，我要吃了你。）原來悟空已經(jīng)識破了白骨精的奸計，是故意離開的，看到白骨精終于露出了原形，悟空奔過來，一棒拍死了白骨精。悟空：Don’t touch my master.（不要碰我?guī)煾?。）沙僧：Oh，our hero is back?。ㄅ?，我們的英雄回來啦?。┌私洌篗onkey brother……（猴哥……）唐僧起來，迷茫的問悟空。唐僧：What……what happened ？（發(fā)生什么了？）悟空：Master，you were cheated，the monster has changed into three different shapes.（師父，你被她騙啦，她只是變成了三個不同的變身而已。）唐僧：But how did you find it？（但是你是怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的呢？）悟空：Monkey’s feeling.（猴子的直覺。）哪吒: I am ing.（我來啦。）悟空：You are too late，哪吒.（哪吒，你怎么來那么晚啊。）哪吒：Where is the criminal？（罪犯在哪兒呢？）唐僧：Na~~~ 哪吒:Hei，hei,you are under