【正文】 ciate this, y?know, but you don?t have to rub my butt. (Chandler slowly takes his hand away.) Commercial Break [Scene: Ross and Emily?s room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica?s lap and his feet on Chandler?s lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.] Chandler: We have to leave for New York in an hour. Monica: I know, I?ve been looking at those doors, they look pretty sound proof, don?t you think? Chandler: We can?t do that that?s insane. I mean ?A? he could wake up and ?B? y?know, let?s go for it. (They both try to slowly extricate themselves from Ross, but there?s a knock on the door that awakens him.) 你們能陪我一下嗎 ? 我們明天得早起搭飛機 是啊，很大的飛機 好吧 但我們愿意陪你 謝謝 ! 真的很感謝你們 但你不需要戳我屁股 還有一小時就要回紐約 我知道，我一直看著門 好像隔音很好的樣子 不能這樣，這太瘋狂了 第一，他可能會醒來 第二 .......來吧 艾蜜莉 ... 不是 你可以放棄了，她沒跟我們在一起 我們來拿她的東西 等一下，她在哪里 ? 她躲起來了，她感到很羞辱 她不想再看到你 我們很遺憾 你與艾蜜莉不能成為夫妻 猴子 但我覺得你帥極了 對不起，我人在這里 是的，你在那里 快一點，快點去拿 外面有一整車耶 再見，姓蓋的 等一下 ... 你們的女兒與我今晚應(yīng)該渡蜜月 現(xiàn)在你們告訴她 我會去機場，我希望她也去 雖然我說了瑞秋的名字 但那不代表什么 她只是個朋友，如此而已 告訴艾蜜莉我很愛她 我的生命中不能沒有她 拜托，答應(yīng)我你會轉(zhuǎn)告她 好吧，我會告訴她 走吧，壞女人 打電話給我 你有半輩子都在廁所里 Ross: EmEmily? (Looking around for her.) EmEmily? (He runs to the door.) Emily! (He opens the door to reveal the Walthams standing outside.) Mr. Waltham: No. Mrs. Waltham: You can fet about Emily, she?s not with us. Mr. Waltham: We?ve e for her things. Ross: Wait, well whwhwhwhere is she? Mr. Waltham: She?s in hiding. She?s utterly humiliated. She doesn?t want to see you ever again. Mrs. Waltham: We?re very sad that it didn?t work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think you?re absolutely delicious. Mr. Waltham: Excuse me, I?m standing right here! Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are. Rachel: (entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Heyhey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, there?s a whole cart outside… (Sees the Walthams and stops.) Mr. Waltham: Goodbye Geller. Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, nownow youyou tell her that I?m gonna be at that airport and I hope that she?ll be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachel?s name, but it didn?t mean anything, Okay? She?sshe?s just a friend and that?s all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) That?s all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can?t imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that you?ll tell her that. Mr. Waltham: All right, I?ll tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face! Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me. Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don?t you ever go out the bloody window! [Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.] Monica: Y?know, maybe it?s best that we never got to do it again. Chandler: Yeah, it kinda makes thatthat one night special. (Realizes something) Y?know, technically we still are over international waters. Monica: I?m gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I?ll see you there in a bit? Chandler: ?Kay! (Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monica?s seat.) Joey: Can I ask you something? Chandler: Uhh, no. Joey: Felicity and I, we?re watching My Giant, and I was thinking, I?m never gonna be as good an actor as that giant. Do you think I?m just wasting my life with this acting thing? Chandler: No. Joey: I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, y?know, you think I?ll ever get there? 為何你從未由窗戶出去 ? 我想我們不該再做了 是啊，這會讓那晚更特別 技術(shù)上，我們還在國際水域上 我要去洗手間，待會兒那兒見 ? 好 我可以問你一件事嗎 ? 不行 費莉絲與我在看 我的巨人 我想我的演技永遠比不上巨人 我是不是該放棄做演員 ? 不是 那個巨人比我年輕五歲 你想我能跟他一樣好 ? 是的 謝了 別客氣 但是巨人比我高很多 我不可能再長高了 誰又知道未來會有什么科技 ? 但是，錢德 要是我一輩子就是 不成功，普通尺寸的演員怎么辦 ? 莫妮卡，你去廁所半小時了 我知道 ! 一號出不來嗎 ? 菲碧 ! 你吃肉了 ! 你做愛了 ! 我們沒有啊 ! 我知道你沒有，我是說莫妮卡 菲碧，我沒有做愛 懷孕徹底影響了我 我要去跟小雞小鴨打招呼 我也要 你為何要打招呼 ? 你不是喂了它們四天嗎 ? 好吧，那我回家了 現(xiàn)在真的只剩下我們倆 還好我們有 紐約不做 的協(xié)定 對 既然我們談到這個話題 我只是想告訴你 我在倫敦時很難過 Chandler: Yes. Joey: Thanks man. Chandler: Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.) Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me? (Time lapse, Chandler is finishing his third little bottle of booze.) Joey: I mean, there?s no way I can make myself taller now, y?know? And who knows what science will e up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man? (Monica returns.) Joey: Hey, Monica, wow you?ve been in the bathroom for like a halfhour. Monica: I know! Joey: Had the beeftips, huh? [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。re just liquored up. (They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.) Joey: Hey, it39。s doing.) Chandler: I39。t leave. He kept asking me about chicken. Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken. Chandler: Hey Joe! (Monica goes back underwater as Joey reenters.) Chandler: Yeah, can I get a 3piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)Diet Coke. (Joey gives him a thumbs up and heads for the chicken.) Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s！ 菲比要說故事 對，那個司機的帽子非常好玩 算了，我不想說了 嘿，羅斯 ! Bodington39。t want to talk about it. Ross: (entering) Hey! All: Hey! Joey: Hey, Ross, Bodington39。know, I think they have those at that British pub near the trade center. Joey: Later! (Exits.) Ross: Isn39。t heard from Emily? Ross: No, not since I lost her at the airport. Chandler: I can39。s go! Outside!! Rachel: (entering) Hi! All: Hey! (They all go hug her, except for Ross.) Ross: Rach, Rach, I am so sorry. I am soso sorry. Rachel: Oh Ross, e on! You just did what you had to do. Ross: That39。s it? Rachel: Well, yeah! We