【正文】 whoa, foot is asleep. ah, pins and needles! good afternoon, mr. Gru. i apologize for our methods in getting you here. i don39。t know who you people think you are, but... 9 我不知道你們到底是什么人，但是?? 我們是反壞蛋聯(lián)盟 一個(gè)絕密組織，致力于全球范圍的反犯罪活動(dòng) 殺人越貨，我們不管不顧 但如果你想要融化冰蓋，或者蒸發(fā)富士山 或者偷走月亮 我們就會(huì)注意 首先，你們沒(méi)法證明那是我干的 其次，我偷完之后又放回去了！ 這些我們一清二楚，格魯先生 這也正是我們找你的原因 we are the AntiVillain League. an ultrasecret anization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale. rob a bank, we39。s director, silas Ramsbottom. 10 我是聯(lián)盟主管，塞拉斯t see that in bunnies. as you can see, in the wrong hands, the PX serum could be the most devastating weapon on Earth. fortunately, it has a very distinct chemical footprint. and using the latest chemtracking technology, we found traces of it in the Paradise Mall. a mall? precisely. And we believe that one of these shop owners is a master criminal. 12 主犯就隱藏在店主之中 這就是需要你的地方 作為一個(gè)前壞蛋 你知道壞蛋的思維和行為方式 我們計(jì)劃讓你喬裝打扮 進(jìn)入購(gòu)物中心的商店，有可能? 好了，我懂了 就是好萊塢大片那一套 但是不行，不行！ 我現(xiàn)在是父親了，還是守法商人 我正在開(kāi)發(fā)生產(chǎn)美味果醬和果凍的生產(chǎn)線(xiàn) and that39。s a tip. instead of taeing people and kidnapping them maybe you should just give them a call! good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt. ramsbottom. oh, yeah, like that39。t believe it. it39。s all. Case closed. 16 我只是不想去約會(huì)罷了 沒(méi)別的，這事到此為止 我才不怕女人或者約會(huì)呢 睡覺(jué)吧 晚安，伊迪斯 晚安，瑪格，哇，哇 稍等一下，你在給誰(shuí)發(fā)短信？ 沒(méi)誰(shuí)，我朋友艾弗里 艾弗里？男孩還是女孩？ 這重要嗎？ 不重要，除非是個(gè)男孩子！ i39。s name? does it matter? no, no, it doesn39。s almost Friday. so, how39。t it? no, no! oh, we39。s something i39。t you think there39。re kidding, right? it39。鄧普蒂！ 童謠中蛋形矮胖子 噢，咕嚕！ 《指環(huán)王》中角色 好吧，你們要做什么？ 我們?cè)趲湍阍诰€(xiàn)約會(huì)！ 好吧，什么？不行不行 uh, Bruce Willis. mmm, no. humpty Dumpty! ooh, Gollum! okay, what are you doing? we39。re gonna be a spy? that39。t expecting that. or was I? ooh. You got a little... here, I39。ve been working on. it39。t say anything about a partner. well, it seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you. but not me. I stepped up. 26 什么？不許耶！ 拉姆斯伯屯可沒(méi)說(shuō)什么搭檔 好吧，好像是由于你背景復(fù)雜 沒(méi)人愿意跟你合作 但我愿意，我毛遂自薦的 而且我是新人，得聽(tīng)從安排 你認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎？ 認(rèn)識(shí)，他是我的手下 噢，對(duì)不起 我該知道的 你可以走了 and I39。s on the list? fire them at me. 27 戴夫? 醒醒，戴夫！ 你可以走了 那我們現(xiàn)在有什么線(xiàn)索？誰(shuí)比較可疑？ 跟我說(shuō)說(shuō) 頭號(hào)嫌疑人，希達(dá)t think so. hello? Buenos d237。ll pick them up next week! have a good day. Come by if you get a 29 你們覺(jué)得如何？ 沒(méi)看見(jiàn)！ 你，哇 好，我得走了，就這樣，我下周來(lái)拿 祝你們愉快，有機(jī)會(huì)就過(guò)來(lái)，好嗎？ 歡迎你們加入商場(chǎng)大家庭 猛男 什么？ 但是不可能啊 什么不可能？ 他長(zhǎng)得跟一個(gè)叫猛男的壞蛋一模一樣 chance, okay? and wele to the mall family. el Macho. what? but it couldn39。s good, because I am telling you, if anybody in this place has the PX serum, it39。d help me practice my part for the Mother39。t even have a mom. well, you don39。re stealth ninjas. we make no sound. right. Gotcha. all right, El Macho. you39。s a chicken. 36 我檢查一下有沒(méi)有激光觸發(fā)報(bào)警器 這只是家飯店 你又猜不透這些人 會(huì)布下什么陷阱，對(duì)吧？ 根本沒(méi)有陷阱 哈！傻了吧！ 是只小雞 你迷路了嗎，小家伙？ 你一定是迷路了 哈！是看家狗！ 把它弄下去！弄下去！ are you lost, little guy? you must be lost. ha! Some guard dog. get it off of me! get it off of me! i got you! i got it! what is wrong with that chicken? hey, that pollo es loco. no? okay, let39。ll never get out of my brain. Blech! i knew it! the serum is in here! ooh, then let39。ve been spotted! e get us! hmm, subtle. over here! Over here! over here. hold tight! i have you now! yay! Ice cream! all right, there he is. suspect number eight, floyd Eaglesan. oh, okay. 40 邊? 抓緊！ 我抓住你們了！ 耶！冰淇淋！ 好了，這就是他 八號(hào)嫌疑人，弗洛伊德re saving the world in a garbage can? funny. hey! There you are. 41 嘿，啊，搞什么？ 嘿，格魯 噢，孩子們，你們來(lái)做什么？ 我們想來(lái)探你的班 你就是在垃圾桶里拯救世界的？ 有意思 嘿，你在這呢 這是誰(shuí)？ 露西，這是我的孩子們 瑪格，伊迪斯，和艾格尼絲 孩子們，露西，露西，孩子們 oh. Who39。t even like her. now, go have fun! almost fot. Hugs! good luck saving the world. bye. 43 你愛(ài)她！你愛(ài)她！你真的真的愛(ài)她！ 你倆就要結(jié)婚啦 好了，別唱了，這是瞎唱 我要做花童！ 我根本就不喜歡她！去玩吧！ 差點(diǎn)忘了，抱抱！ 祝你拯救世界順利，拜拜 拜，格魯 孩子們，對(duì)吧，他們真有意思 這些孩子們真的很愛(ài)你 我猜你一定是個(gè)有趣的爸爸 bye, Gru! kids, right? They39。m Margo. i was just going to get a cookie. care to join me? 44 我是很有趣 這算是偷竊嗎？ 不算，因?yàn)槲业脑?