【正文】 s it? Rachel: Well, yeah! We39。t heard from Emily? Ross: No, not since I lost her at the airport. Chandler: I can39。t want to talk about it. Ross: (entering) Hey! All: Hey! Joey: Hey, Ross, Bodington39。t leave. He kept asking me about chicken. Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken. Chandler: Hey Joe! (Monica goes back underwater as Joey reenters.) Chandler: Yeah, can I get a 3piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)Diet Coke. (Joey gives him a thumbs up and heads for the chicken.) Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。re just liquored up. (They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.) Joey: Hey, it39。s me! I39。s, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast.] Phoebe: (entering) Hey! Chandler: Hey, Pheebs! Joey: Mornin39。s! Ross: Yeah! (They highfive.) Joey: That was good beer. Ross: Ohh… Joey: Y39。t believe she can out run you man! Ross: HEY, SHE39。re cool. Totally cool. Ross: Oh, thanks. Oh, you39。ve been terrible. Rachel: Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel. (Goes and puts her luggage away.) Ross: So, what? That39。know—Emily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that? Phoebe: So you still hadn39。s! Woohoo! (And they all highfive each other.) Chandler: Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story. Phoebe: Yeah, so, he had a really funny hat—I don39。m so sorry, he wouldn39。s Bathroom, Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses.] Monica: You look cute in bubbles. Chandler: Ehh, you39。m in39。 Pheebs! Phoebe: I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was ing over here and this driver… Joey: (interrupting) Was his name Angus? (Monica and Chandler laugh.) Phoebe: What? Joey: Oh, he was this cab driver we had in London. Phoebe: Oh. Hahaha. All right, anyway… 502 來(lái)吻別吧 你在泡泡里看來(lái)很乖 你醉得還不夠厲害 嘿，是我 我進(jìn)來(lái)了 我今天太累 要雞肉嗎？ 不了，謝謝。know, I39。S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross39。re the best. (They hug.) Rachel: Oh no, you39。re not mad? I mean, it must39。s my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y39。s! All: Bodington39。m gonna go get some chicken. Want some? Chandler: Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, byebye then. Joey: Okay. (Joey turns to leave but stops at the door.) Joey: You sure? Some extra crispy? Dirty rice? Beans? Chandler: For the last time no! Get out! Get out, Joey! Joey: All right! (Joey leaves and Monica es up for air.) Chandler: Are you okay? I39。s, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.] Phoebe: Hey! Chandler: Hey! Joey: Hi! (They all hug.) Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (They?re shocked.) Chandler: No we didn?t! Phoebe: I know you didn?t, I was talking about Monica. Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex. Phoebe: This pregnancy is throwing me all off. Joey: All right, I?m gonna go say hi the chick and the duck. Phoebe: Oh, me too! Joey: Why would you need to say hi to them, you?ve been feeding them for four days? Phoebe: Oh right, maybe I?ll just go home. (She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.) Monica: Well, we certainly are alone. Chandler: Yes! Good thing we have that, ?Not in New York? rule. Monica: Right. Umm, listen since we?rewere on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, II was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross?s mother… Chandler: Right. Monica: Well, ananyway, I just—that night meant a lot to me, I guess I?m just trying to say thanks. Chandler: Oh. Y?know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn?t because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ?cause, you?re really hot! Is that okay? Monica: (laughs) That?s okay. 因?yàn)槲腋绺缃Y(jié)婚 還有人以為我是羅斯的媽媽 無(wú)論如何，那晚對(duì)我很重要 我只是想跟你道謝 那晚對(duì)我也很重要 我是沒(méi)有心情很壞 它很特別是因?yàn)槟愫軣崆? 這樣可以嗎 ? 可以 我也很可愛(ài)吧 ? 你也很可愛(ài) 謝謝 我要回去整理了 再見(jiàn) 我還在倫敦時(shí)間，這樣算嗎 ? 絕對(duì)算 好極了 瑞秋 ... 你在這里做什么 ? 我在這里候補(bǔ)機(jī)位很久了 艾蜜莉沒(méi)出現(xiàn) ? 還沒(méi)有 飛機(jī)什么時(shí)候起飛 ? 這是飛雅典 1066班機(jī)的最后通知 我想很快了 我很遺憾 我真是不了解 她怎能這樣對(duì)我 ? 我希望她出現(xiàn)是很愚蠢的嗎 ? 你不愚蠢，羅斯 那是因?yàn)槟愫軔?ài)她 還不是一樣 所有 1066班機(jī)乘客請(qǐng)立刻登機(jī) 我聽(tīng)到了 ! 就這樣了 你知道嗎 ?你應(yīng)該自己去 什么 ? 沒(méi)錯(cuò)，你應(yīng)該自己去 到遠(yuǎn)處冷靜想想 那會(huì)對(duì)你很好 我 ...我不知道 來(lái)吧，羅斯，對(duì)你有好處的 我 ...我是可以自己去 我不敢相信她會(huì)這樣 Chandler: And I?m cute too. Monica: And you?re cute too. Chandler: Thank you! (They hug.) All right, I gotta go unpack. Monica: Okay. Chandler: Bye. (After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.) Chandler: (entering) I?m still on London time, does that count? Monica: That counts! Chandler: Oh, good! (They start kissing.) [Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.] Ross: Rach! Rach! Rachel: (she stops and turns) Hi! Ross: Hi! What are you, what are you doing here? Rachel: Well, III?ve been on Standby for a flight home for hours. Ross: Oh. Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh? Ross: Not yet. Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave? Gate Agent: (On the .) This is the last call for Flight 1066 to Athens. The last call. Ross: Pretty soon I guess. Rachel: Yeah. I?m sorry. Ross: I just, I don?t understand, I mean, howhow can she do this? Y?know, what, am I, am I like a plete idiot for thinking that she?d actually show up? Rachel: No, you?re not an idiot, Ross. You?re a guy very much in love. Ross: Same difference. Gate Agent: (On the .) All ticketed passengers for Flight 1066 to Athens should now be on board. Ross: I get it! Well, that?s that.