【正文】 e Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He39。s back. Is that a problem? ROSS: No, not a problem. RACHEL: Good! I39。re upset. MONICA: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn39。t know, I just kinda ran into him last night. PHOEBE: Where? RACHEL: At his apartment. Is this juice? JOEY: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? RACHEL: Oh God, I know I39。s goin39。s, the next morning.] JOEY: You know, I think I was sixteen. MONICA: Please, just a little bit off the back. PHOEBE: I39。m just gonna deal with it, I39。t hang up either! ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y RACHEL: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me. ROSS: Rachel! I39。scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990? CHANDLER: You have to stop the Qtip when there39。m just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. JOEY: Why don39。m incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. MONICA: No you39。s what I39。s been so long since you39。re having a great time. I39。t been for you. CHANDLER: Well, you owe me one, big guy. RACHEL: Here39。t know, we39。s gonna happen though, 39。re gonna go see the baby. JULIE: And then we39。s in charge of the dig. RACHEL: Julie! Julie, isn39。m so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn39。ll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don39。s trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs. RACHEL: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes! ROSS: That39。s bigger than huge? JOEY: Um, this? PHOEBE: Yes. MONICA: Guys, you got your hair cut. CHANDLER: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay. PHOEBE: 39。ll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。re bleeding. RACHEL: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. I wanna hear everything! (Looks at Julie) ROSS: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel. RACHEL: These are, these aren39。t know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. UhOh! So, that39。 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 2 1 of 49 Pages 201 The One With Ross39。s pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how39。t for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can39。s, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.] CHANDLER: No way! MONICA: I39。Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don39。s all right, Rache, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up? JOEY: What up?! ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie. RACHEL: (out of breath) Julie. ALL: Ohh. (Happily) Hi! JULIE: Hi, but I39。t have 20 hours of cab and plane on me. ROSS: And bus. JULIE: Oh my god. ROSS: The screaming guy? JULIE: And the spitting? ROSS: You gotta hear this story. JULIE: We39。t I? Oh! It39。t that great? I mean, isn39。ve gotta get some sleep. ROSS: Yeah, it39。cause I like to be surprised. (Ross and Julie exit) RACHEL: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.) [Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.] ROSS: Hey, Rache, can I get some coffee? RACHEL: Yeah, sure. ROSS: Thank you. CHANDLER: Hey, Rache, can I get RACHEL: Did you talk to him? CHANDLER: Not yet. RACHEL: Then, no. (He goes to sit down next to Ross.) CHANDLER: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know. ROSS: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it39。re havin39。s your lemonade. ROSS: I didn39。m sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever. RACHEL: How is that the silver lining? CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。ve had sex, you39。m thinking. PHOEBE: All right, so what were you thinking? MONICA: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you39。re not. PHOEBE: I know I39。t you go see Frankie? My family39。s resistance! ROSS: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I39。ll just call her back. RACHEL: Okay! ROSS: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he39。m just gonna deal with it. (Ross es by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. CHANDLER: Ok, I don39。m still on no. RACHEL: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec? JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) I39。 on? RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night. CHANDLER: What stupid thing did you do? PAOLO: Bon giorno tutti! PHOEBE: E! COMMERCIAL BREAK [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。m a pathetic loser. MONICA: Honey, you39。tbut this is about your horrible mistake. ROSS: Hi. Sorry we39。m glad it39。ll know what it means. CHANDLER: Are you sure he39。s bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut.] PHOEBE: All right, that39。t trust a person. MONICA: I39。s Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore. PHOEBE: Oh, oh, oh my god! MONICA: Oh my god! PHOEBE: I39。s the actress who was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost. PHOEBE: Oh, she39。s, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is ing in from the bedroom.] RACHEL: How is she? PHOEBE: It39。m not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn39。s one of my gifts. RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it39。t know, I don39。s share of women. The point is, I39。 on? CHANDLER: Joey39。t that how they measure pants? ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Wh