【正文】 01 00:08:40,352So, have you guys beenout on the quad yet?8400:08:40,437 00:08:43,063In the springtime, all thestudents study on the grass.8500:08:43,148 00:08:44,668I don39。s a hobby.9000:08:53,450 00:08:56,577Unless you39。s not... l...9200:08:59,789 00:09:02,875I wanna produce music.I wanna make music, Dad.9300:09:02,959 00:09:05,669But you39。m going to the Activities Fair.9600:09:12,636 00:09:16,805Me, too. I39。t pledging SigmaBeta, you ain39。s a double negative.That39。s only one groupon this campus worth joining.10100:09:42,999 00:09:46,210As far as Barden goes, that39。s all about.10200:09:59,015 00:10:00,432The Treblemakers.10300:10:00,517 00:10:03,560The rock stars of a cappella,the messiahs of Barden.10400:10:03,645 00:10:08,023Well, you know, not including athletes,frat guys, or actual cool people.10500:10:08,108 00:10:10,943Organized nerd singing.This is great.10600:10:11,027 00:10:13,779Yeah, it makes so muchsense. How39。vepuked your way to the bottom,11100:10:31,887 00:10:33,127you might actually consider me?11200:10:33,466 00:10:35,634I auditioned for you threetimes and never got in11300:10:35,719 00:10:38,220because you saidmy boobs look like baloney.11400:10:39,556 00:10:43,309The word39。s.11600:10:48,398 00:10:51,275My God. This is a travesty.11700:10:51,359 00:10:54,361God, if we can39。t get anybody.11800:10:54,384 00:10:56,144Just take the dramaticsdown a notch, okay?11900:10:56,145 00:10:56,905Hi, do you wanna...12000:10:56,990 00:10:59,070Well, you39。ll be fine.12200:10:59,784 00:11:01,493I am confident that we will find12300:11:01,578 00:11:04,371eight superhot girlswith bikiniready bodies12400:11:04,456 00:11:07,416who can harmonizeand have perfect pitch. Okay?12500:11:07,500 00:11:10,419Hi, would you like to be a member of...12600:11:11,546 00:11:15,341Just keep flyering.We have tradition to uphold.12700:11:15,425 00:11:17,509How about we just get good singers?12800:11:17,927 00:11:20,262What? Good singers? What? Hi.12900:11:20,638 00:11:22,097Can you sing? Yeah.13000:11:22,349 00:11:24,350Can you read music? Yeah.13100:11:24,434 00:11:26,852Can you match pitch? Try me.13200:11:40,241 00:11:41,533Yeah.13300:11:53,129 00:11:55,047That was a really good start.13400:11:55,131 00:11:58,801I39。s your name?13600:12:00,470 00:12:01,720Fat Amy.13700:12:01,805 00:12:04,807Um... You callyourself Fat Amy?13800:12:05,016 00:12:08,060Yeah, so twig bitches like youdon39。m alsogood at modern dance,14100:12:20,448 00:12:24,118olden dance, and mermaid dancing,14200:12:24,744 00:12:26,078which is a little different.14300:12:26,162 00:12:28,664You usually start on the ground.14400:12:29,207 00:12:30,249Ooh.14500:12:30,333 00:12:32,334It39。s not a real word but keep trying.14900:12:54,607 00:12:55,983You will get there.15000:12:56,693 00:12:58,777Not a lot of Jewish peoplewhere you39。ll give you my number.15500:13:16,212 00:13:17,588What about her?15600:13:18,715 00:13:22,092I don39。s all from our mouths.16100:13:34,898 00:13:35,898Yikes.16200:13:36,274 00:13:39,860There39。s us. We39。re not particularly motivated.16700:13:50,413 00:13:51,455And then there39。s pretty lame.17000:14:02,592 00:14:04,510Acascuse me?17100:14:04,594 00:14:08,639Synchronized lady dancing to a MariahCarey chart topper is not lame.17200:14:08,723 00:14:11,767We sing all over the world and wepete in national championships.17300:14:11,935 00:14:13,644On purpose?17400:14:13,728 00:14:16,855We played the Cobb EnergyPerforming Arts Centre, you bitch!17500:14:18,274 00:14:21,527What Aubrey means to sayis that we are a closeknit,17600:14:21,819 00:14:23,779talented group of ladies whose dream is17700:14:23,863 00:14:27,199to return to the national finalsat Lincoln Center this year.17800:14:27,283 00:14:29,660Help us turn our dreams into a reality?17900:14:30,662 00:14:34,414Sorry, I don39。m gonna go introduce myself.18500:14:50,431 00:14:52,391Everybody be cool.It39。Spoonful39。m gonna need youto scoot. Skedaddle.19700:15:25,883 00:15:27,403But why don39。s match pitch.20100:15:41,357 00:15:42,441Too far. You think?20200:15:42,525 00:15:44,443Yeah. Should I havedone another trick?20300:15:44,527 00:15:47,863No, I think your trick was fine. I justthink the talking was a little weird.20400:15:47,947 00:15:49,698Maybe you can try toFacebook message him.20500:15:58,958 00:16:00,459Hey, I39。t just standing here.21100:16:45,296 00:16:47,255Freshmen aren39。m Luke. Station manager.You must be Becky the intern?21300:16:51,094 00:16:52,135Lt39。s up? I39。m Luke. You39。t. Yeah, I do.21800:17:01,020 00:17:02,521He doesn39。re stacking CDs.22000:17:05,486 00:17:06,942When you39。s more.22100:17:07,276 00:17:11,405Now, you guys will be spending a lotof down time together, so please, just22200:17:11,489 00:17:12,656no sex on the desk.22300:17:12,740 00:17:14,366I39。m here for one reason only.I really love stacking CDs.22800:17:38,641 00:17:39,766So, what39。s all dark and mysterious,23000:17:43,020 00:17:45,897then she takes off her glasses andthat amazingly scary ear spike23100:17:45,982 00:17:48,734and you realize that