【正文】 ve you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!321!X捂著肚子，蹲下（做痛苦狀）：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit（一人路過(guò)，x起身跑過(guò)去）X可憐狀: excuse me!Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell :Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,:byebye(以勝利者的語(yǔ)氣，轉(zhuǎn)頭,看見(jiàn) 花滿樓)Y:Who are you? H:Hua—man—lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC”.H驚訝:Now you are the best in the world!Y:You are right!H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!do you want join in us? If you follow myking,he will give what you :Yes,It’s very :Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!第二幕：無(wú)間道H:My dearest!let me introduce yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is :sit down plese, :excuse me,I have a you give me what I want just if I follow you?King:yes,I :That’s you give me a MM ? K:of are the one who has the similar taste with me!Hahaha……Y:of M:hello，帥鍋..K: this is ,now let’s have a ，《婚禮進(jìn)行曲》起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?Y: Yes,I : Huamanlou, the ring on his finger!（音樂(lè)停）X唱著上:(看到戒指)this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you? Y急切: king!Dear king!I must go now , my brother is looking for :yegucheng!Come here!I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother!Forgive me!X:Forgive you? Why ? Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”!Y:I like going lady’s ……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X:milk?I love :Don’t say that “you love me”.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!X:What?(側(cè)耳裝著聽(tīng)不到)You—kill—me?e, e…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Fuck must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha…… Y:Let me have a try!321(X捂著肚子，蹲下)M: oh,what happened?（看著X，做驚嚇狀）are you ok?（跑到西門吹雪身邊）Y :do you want to go to wc? X:Yes,I……I…… :haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond : you , stupid , bad behavior!go away!K。Ca: No Ci: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t : Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long : Aha, it is as easy as a pie for about ing to my house tonight? We can make dumplings will teach you how to cook : Great!That is it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after : need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”Ca: sure, here you s next? Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water careful ,don’t add too much : Okay, I’m kneeing the dough is being and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in I blend them? CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are start!CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your , what are these? Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red : are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food : So it is a plete big : An unforgettable banquet in my ’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!第三篇：英語(yǔ)搞笑話劇劇本英語(yǔ)搞笑話劇劇本A Story about Love and Stinky Feet從前，一個(gè)巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。有一天她來(lái)到“香國(guó)”。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭腳換了王子的香腳。雖然國(guó)王和王后在嘗試了很多方法，她還不能睡覺(jué)。最后，他們就發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)方法：每當(dāng)公主無(wú)法入睡，她只需要嗅覺(jué)王子的臭腳，然后她將睡得很好。人物Ada:Little girl Candy:Queen Evander:King Evelyn Joel:Prince Rita:Singer /Woman Yilina:Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky were very , she wanted to find a person to change her one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant the prince had the most fragrant pair of prince took a nap and snored under the that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”.Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t king and the queen were very worried about their then