【正文】 u will not forget what you said!?X: I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time, I’ll never be having properly!3210X(捂著肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……X(可憐狀): Help!Help!Where is the washroom?Y: What?X: Toliet?Y: What?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!X: Thanks, (掏出紙屑吹):This is genuine snow!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: Hua—man—lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now, ha……H(驚訝):Now you are the best in the world!Y: You are right!H: Teriffic!You are the one I’m looking for!Do you want to join in me? Y: Yes, It’s very : Ok, follow me。Ca: No Ci: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t : Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long : Aha, it is as easy as a pie for about ing to my house tonight? We can make dumplings will teach you how to cook : Great!That is it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after : need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”Ca: sure, here you s next? Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water careful ,don’t add too much : Okay, I’m kneeing the dough is being and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in I blend them? CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are start!CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your , what are these? Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red : are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food : So it is a plete big : An unforgettable banquet in my ’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!第三篇：英語搞笑話劇劇本英語搞笑話劇劇本A Story about Love and Stinky Feet從前，一個巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。有一天她來到“香國”。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭腳換了王子的香腳。雖然國王和王后在嘗試了很多方法，她還不能睡覺。最后，他們就發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個方法：每當(dāng)公主無法入睡，她只需要嗅覺王子的臭腳，然后她將睡得很好。人物Ada:Little girl Candy:Queen Evander:King Evelyn Joel:Prince Rita:Singer /Woman Yilina:Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky were very , she wanted to find a person to change her one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant the prince had the most fragrant pair of prince took a nap and snored under the that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”.Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t king and the queen were very worried about their then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very the end, the prince and the princess lived happily I(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story!Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky smelt worse than stinky were very , she wanted to find a person to change her : And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant the prince had the most fragrant pair of prince took a nap and snored under the :（screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and and more people fall for my…my … feet!Oh no, my feet!I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my smell of my feet can kill , I don’t want to want to fly away!（Flying to the Fragrance country）Witch:(Crying)I hate my feet!I hate my feet!(in a low voice)Haha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet.(Searching) a handsome boy.(Come closer and take a deep breath)Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair!(Angrily)Not fair!Look, he’s sleeping and me exchange my feet with his!(Doing magic and laughing loudly)Oh, my smell so sweet!Now I’m really the most charming witch.(Fl