【正文】 e magic power！Queen: Oh!Don’t say that!They are not disgusting at !You are going to marry my dear : Yes!This is a happy : Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky then, she would sleep very the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.第四篇：搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《 荊珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside)/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《 荊珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside)/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對(duì)觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the am so what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I am ：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive modity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀(jì)最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr they will PK for the NO1 killer of the ：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三： II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華amp。金成武決斗時(shí)的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 ’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ Are you challenging me? 荊軻Off course!聳聳肩表示同意 莫愁 Come on!音樂起 兩人沖上前來(lái)“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊?！?李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。t need any reason to win a 39。t we? Do we?（贏一個(gè)人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you39。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please? 荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著： To be or not to be, that39。s a ：Hero，we need your ：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of ：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荊柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上場(chǎng)的美女，激動(dòng)狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the you say ., she is （流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荊柯。Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the ：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 觀眾甲：TCMTraditional Chinese ：I must show you the trump and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming is a brand new product of Unilever （激動(dòng)）：Slimming減食療法 tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my ：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎??荊柯(誠(chéng)懇狀)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for （撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大話西游》主題曲響起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,：Hero, we have already reached Yishui ：Just stop here, , my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號(hào)》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經(jīng)典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個(gè)美女——此時(shí)一個(gè)中國(guó)古典美女經(jīng)過(guò)，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發(fā)覺不對(duì)，扭過(guò)頭來(lái)。）荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love ：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）荊珂(流淚)：I love you spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都會(huì)愛著你，選自《飄》)妻子： a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for （欲走還留，執(zhí)子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號(hào)沉船時(shí)，Jack對(duì)Rose的傾訴）.妻子:“I promise.” 荊軻:“Never let go.“妻子:”I will never let go, 39