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第一幕:決戰(zhàn)鄉(xiāng)村陌路旁白:A quiet village is covered with white are dancing in the man is walking along the street, step by is ing in mysterious man :The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire!I’m 打醬油的!Y與X相遇.X:Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you!Y: Haha, Never mind : Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name!No matter what ’m the most famous——YeGucheng(登登登登?。。?Who are you?X: I’m (驚訝): Ar, ximenchuixue?X: Yes, what is wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?X: Great, you know me!Y(抱腿):Please, please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!X: No, I must kill you!Y: I don’t want to be me go!X: No way!You know?Y(突然站起冷冷的說(shuō)):Don’t force me!X: Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X(搶過(guò)牛奶):Milk, very good!I like drinking : Please drink it!X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, hahaY: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure, must!Milk is (惱怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!?X: I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time, I’ll never be having properly!3210X(捂著肚子,蹲下):Ouch, Ouch!Y(大笑):Ha Ha……X(可憐狀): Help!Help!Where is the washroom?Y: What?X: Toliet?Y: What?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!X: Thanks, (掏出紙屑吹):This is genuine snow!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: Hua—man—lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now, ha……H(驚訝):Now you are the best in the world!Y: You are right!H: Teriffic!You are the one I’m looking for!Do you want to join in me? Y: Yes, It’s very : Ok, follow me。荊軻高興的盯著美女看,妻子發(fā)覺(jué)不對(duì),扭過(guò)頭來(lái)。s a :Hero,we need your :I am busy now!太子丹:You can get a lot of :I am very busy now!阿三:IC, ID, IQ card? 荊柯:I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上場(chǎng)的美女,激動(dòng)狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the you say ., she is (流口水):I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三:What? What’s the TCM?荊柯。” 李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀:What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。人物Ada:Little girl Candy:Queen Evander:King Evelyn Joel:Prince Rita:Singer /Woman Yilina:Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky were very , she wanted to find a person to change her one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant the prince had the most fragrant pair of prince took a nap and snored under the that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”.Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t king and the queen were very worried about their then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very the end, the prince and the princess lived happily I(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story!Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky smelt worse than stinky were very , she wanted to find a person to change her : And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant the prince had the most fragrant pair of prince took a nap and snored under the :(screaming and laughing and dancing)I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and and more people fall for my…my … feet!Oh no, my feet!I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my smell of my feet can kill , I don’t want to want to fly away!(Flying to the Fragrance country)Witch:(Crying)I hate my feet!I hate my feet!(in a low voice)Haha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet.(Searching) a handsome boy.(Come closer and take a deep breath)Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair!(Angrily)Not fair!Look, he’s sleeping and me exchange my feet with his!(Doing magic and laughing loudly)Oh, my smell so sweet!Now I’m really the most charming witch.(Fly away)Prince:(Asleep and dreaming)Oh!What a beautiful girl you are!You are my only one – my dear :(Wake up!)Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell!The room smells of stinky it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no!It’s my have a pair of stinky did it happen?(Hold on t