【正文】 dy A’s home　　AT RISE: Old lady A is cooking dumplings. Old lady B is knocking at the door.　　B:Anyone home?　　A:（Opens the door） What are you doing here?You must run away with the other nEighbors or you will be eaten by the monster.　　B:I’m too hungry to run. Can you please give me something to eat?　　A:All right, all right.　　B:（Eating dumplings） Why don’t you run away like everyone else?　　A:I want to kill the monster because it ate my husband and children.　　B:But it is too difficult.　　A:I don’t care.　　B:Do you have any method to deal with it?　　A:Um, I don’t know.　　B:In order to thank you for giving me this food, I can teach you how to kill the monster.　　A:Really?How?　　B:Well, I know the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noise. So we can stick some red papers on the door and make loud noise to frighten it away.　　A:So what are we waiting for?Let’s do it now.　　B:You are right!It’s getting darker and darker outside.　　Scene III　　SETTNG: Outside A’s home.　　AT RISE: The monster shows up in front of A’s home.　　Monster:Ha!Ha!Ha!After one year of sleeping, I’m very hungry now. It’s time for me to eat a lot of people. Ha!Ha!Ha!It’s too bad that everybody runs away. Oh, there is a light in that house, there must be people in it. （Knocking on the door.） Anybody home? I won’t hurt you, just open the door. （When it sees the red paper on the door.） Oh, my god, it’s the color red, I’m afraid of it. Stay away from me.　　AB:（Opens the door, and they are wearing red clothes） You bad monster. Now it’s your turn to feel afraid. （They beat drums and strike gongs.）　　　　　　　　Monster:Oh, my god~ I can’t take it anymore. Please forgive me.　　A:You ate all my family. How can I forgive you?　　Monster:I’m sorry. I will do anything you say if you only let me go.　　B:I think the monster feels very sorry now.　　Monster:Yes, Yes, I ‘m so sorry.　　A:Well, if you go away and never e back, I will forgive you.　　B:Yes, and never eat people anymore.　　Monster:Ok, I promise you I will never eat people and never e here again. （They stop beating drums and striking gongs. The monster runs away and never es back anymore.）　　Scene IV　　SETTING: In the village.　　AT RISE: A、B、C、D、E are talking.　　C:How did you do it?　　A:B told me the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noises.　　D:Wow!How do you know this?（To B）　　B:Actually, I’m a fairy. I’m here to help you fight the monster.　　E:Oh, thank you. You really did us a big favor.　　B:You’re wele. Now you don’t have to be afraid of this monster anymore. （Everyone is happy and clapping thEir hands.）　　THE DNE　　英語(yǔ)小品劇劇本（三）　　開(kāi)場(chǎng)介紹：Ladies and gentlemen,let me introductthe actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don’t forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou last,don’t forget who behind the scenes MEthe Director.　　第一幕：人物，趙云 夏侯惇 曹操 蔣干　　旁白：就在剛才不久，一個(gè)黑大漢從曹操軍中救出劉備之子劉阿斗，現(xiàn)在正向這里殺過(guò)來(lái)，他就是張飛?。。。ㄚw云出場(chǎng)）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A ,he is ing. His name is Zhangfei.　　趙云：no!本人姓趙名云，乃常山子龍也！ no! myfamily name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given nameis zilong ~　?。ㄚw云從背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）　　趙云：看！這就是主公的最后一點(diǎn)骨血！劉阿斗！我從火場(chǎng)之中把他救出，而我自己的臉卻早已……唉……化作焦炭?。櫽白詰z狀）look!this is the last blood of the boss ! liue dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already …ai ~.　　（夏侯敦挺著槍呈貓腰狀殺出）　　夏侯敦：小賊，莫跑，要不然我就大開(kāi)殺戒了（沖到） Children, stop there or i will kill you　　（趙云左手抱阿斗，右手與之搏斗）　　趙云：可惡！居然敢偷襲我！fuck,!!you bitch dare to attack me ??　?。ǘ搜b腔作勢(shì)打斗數(shù)招）　　趙云：看我九陰白骨爪！！stop!!wait!!! one two three… ninedark white bone fingers!!　　夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） ohmy gadi’mover　　趙云：此地不宜久留，還是快去尋主公?。ㄏ拢﹜eah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss ,goodbye~　?。ú懿?、蔣干二人上）　　曹操：沒(méi)想到我們初次出兵便殺得敵人望風(fēng)而逃！真可謂出師未捷身先死。）　　Duck:Don’t worry ,Mr. Ra ‘ll get well soon .　　Rat:Yes,I you ,Little Duck .It’s kind of you .　　Duck:Not at all ,Mr. I must go ‘m going to my grandmother’s !　　Rat:Goodbye!　　（Little Duck唱著歌又開(kāi)始上路了，走著走著，他看到Mr. Dog坐在家門口，看上去非常著急。忽然他看到Mr. Rat躺在草地上，連忙跑過(guò)去。在小河邊，他碰到了Mr Cat.　　Duck:（很好奇）Hello,Mr. ‘re you doing ?　　Cat:（急得抓耳撓腮）Hello,Little Duck .There’s a big fish in the river .I’m hungry ,but I can’t get it .　　Duck:Don’t worry .Let me help you .　　（Little Duck跳進(jìn)水里，一會(huì)兒就幫Mr. Cat抓到了魚(yú)。英語(yǔ)話劇劇本|英語(yǔ)小品劇本　　英語(yǔ)話劇劇本|英語(yǔ)小品劇本　　小學(xué)生環(huán)保英語(yǔ)話劇劇本（一）　　時(shí)間：陽(yáng)光明媚的星期天早晨　　地點(diǎn)：鳥(niǎo)語(yǔ)花香的動(dòng)物王國(guó)　　人物：Little Duck,Mr. Cat,Mr. Rat,Mr. Dog　　旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，興奮極了。）　　Duck:Here is the fish for you ,Mr. Cat .Have a good meal .　　Cat:Thank you ,Little Duck .You are so kind .　　Duck:That’s all right ,Mr. Cat .I must go now .I’m going to my grandmother’s home .Byebye!　　Cat:Byebye!　?。↙ittle Duck繼續(xù)趕路。）　　Rat:（躺在草地上）Oh,Little run too fast and my leg is can’t stand up and I can’t walk.　　Duck:Don’t worry .Let me help you .　?。↙ittle Duck拿出一條手帕幫Mr. Rat包扎好傷口，然后扶著她回家。）　　Duck:Good morning ,Mr. Dog .You look worried .What can I do for you ?　　Dog:Oh,good morning ,Little Duck .I got a letter for my friend,Mr. Cock .But I can’t read and I don’t know what he wants me to do .　　Duck:Don’t worry ,Mr. Dog .Let me help you .　　（Mr. Dog笑呵呵地把信遞給Little Duck,Little Duck很仔細(xì)地將信的內(nèi)容讀給Mr. Dog聽(tīng)。長(zhǎng)使英雄淚滿襟！I didn’t expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.　　It reminds me of a poem, “Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful”　　蔣干：丞相，您說(shuō)這話，真不見(jiàn)得怎么吉利?！　。ú懿匐U(xiǎn)些被地上的夏侯敦絆倒）　　曹操：咦？這是誰(shuí)扔的西瓜皮？（轉(zhuǎn)身，看見(jiàn)倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?　　曹操：是夏侯愛(ài)卿。咱們乘勝追擊?。犊疇睿㊣t seems that the enemy should not go far. Let’s run after them.　　蔣干：有時(shí)候我真的很佩服丞相您這樂(lè)觀的心理……（贊同狀） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about youroptimistic psychology ……　　夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~!（掄起兩拳，作欲與敵人搏斗狀）　?。ㄈ讼拢　〉诙唬喝宋铮簞?張飛諸葛亮趙云　?。▌?、張飛、諸葛亮三人上）　　旁白：這是的劉備一行人正在軍營(yíng)外觀看敵情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.　?。ㄖT葛亮走在前面，張飛、劉備二人緊跟其后）　　諸葛亮：（轉(zhuǎn)頭）主公啊，按理說(shuō)是您走先啦?。üЬ礌睿﹐ld liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?　　劉備：不啦，軍師您身后有好大塊蔭涼，