【導讀】請問先生這里有洗手間嗎?Justin你快給我回來!才是這起卑劣罪行的主謀。他的下一步行動又是什么?Although,itistrue.\nAnyway,haveagoodone.可我也沒說錯祝你愉快。不不\n坐下我的小松餅。新聞上都在播呢!集合嘍羅們開會!\n家里人都好嗎?

　　

【正文】 like to see somebody else\norder that many cookies. 沒錯 我很想知道 還有誰會訂那么多餅干 Not likely. 不太可能 Name one person\nwho ordered more cookies than me. 說出一個比我訂的還要多的人 That39。ll be $52. 一共 52 美元 Right. 好的 Seven, eight, nine... 七 八 九 ... Tic Tacs! Where was I? 腦抽了 ! 數(shù)到哪兒了 Seven, eight, nine... 七 八 九 Why are you wearing pajamas? 你為什么穿著睡衣 ? These aren39。t pajamas!\nThis is a warmup suit. 這不是睡衣 !\n 這是我的熱身套裝 What are you warming up for?\n Stuff. 你為什么要熱身 ?\n 有事 What sort of stuff? 什么事 ? Supercool stuff\nyou wouldn39。t understand. 非常帶勁的事 你不會懂的 神偷奶爸 中英文 劇本 word中英文字幕劇本 施甸高中 118班制作分享 第 11 頁 共 19 頁 2020/12/7 Like sleeping? 比如睡覺 ? They are not pajamas! 這不是睡衣 ! Here you go, 52 big ones. 給你 52 塊大洋 Bye! 拜 ! Come on! 加油 ! What the... 這是 ... Quiet down, fish! 安靜點 大魚 Down, boy! 安靜 孩子 We did it!\nCome on, girls, let39。s go! 我們成功啦 ! 快點 姑娘們 我們走了 But what about the other people\nwho ordered cookies? 其他那些定了餅干的人怎么辦 ? Life is full of disappointments 生活總是不盡如人意的 for some people. 對有的人來說 Don39。t do that! 別這么嚎了 ! Super Silly Fun Land!\nCan we go? Please? 超級淘氣樂園 ! 我們能去嗎 ? 拜托 No. 不行 But we39。ve never been.\nAnd it39。s the funnest place on earth! 但我們從來沒去過 \n 那可是世界上最好玩的地方啊 Don39。t care. 不關心 Please?\n Please? 拜托 \n 拜托嘛 We39。ll never ask for anything else,\never again! 我們以后再也不會提任何要求了 Pretty please?\n Please? 求求你嘛 \n 拜托啦 Come on!\n Come on! 拜托啦 !\n 答應吧 ! Light bulb. 有辦法了 Come on! 快點 ! Goodbye, have fun. 再見 玩開心點 Sorry, dude.\nThey can39。t ride without an adult. 不好意思 哥們兒 \n 她們必須有大人陪著才能玩 What? 什么 ? Oh, my gosh! 我的天啊 ! Look at that fluffy unicorn! 快看那個毛茸茸的獨角獸 He39。s so fluffy, I39。m gonna die! 它太可愛了 我受不了了 You39。ve gotta let us play for it! 你得讓我們把它贏回來 No, no, no. 不 不 不 不不不不 Come on! 來嘛 ! How much for the fluffy unicorn? 這個毛毛獨角獸多少錢 ? Well, it is not for sale. 這個是非賣品 But all you gotta do\nto win it\nis knock down\nthat little spaceship there. 你必須把那邊那個宇宙飛船打倒 \n 才能得到這個獨角獸 It39。s easy! 很容易的 ! Yay! Again! 再一次 ! Wait!\n Come on. One more time! 等一下 \n 拜托 再一次 ! Just one more. 最后一次 I accidentally closed my eyes. 我不小心閉眼了剛剛 I hit it! I hit it!\n That was cool. 我打到它了 ! 我打到它了 !\n 好厲害 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? 哇 哇 哇 這算什么 ? She hit that.\nI saw that with my own eyes. 她打到了 我明明看到了 Hey, buddy,\nlet me explain something to you. 嘿 老兄 我給你解釋解釋 You see that little tin spaceship?\nYou see how it39。s not knocked over? 看到那個小宇宙飛船了嗎 ?\n 你看 它還沒 有被打倒吧 ? Do you know what that means,\nprofessor? 你知道這是什么意思嗎 教授 ? It means you don39。t get\nthe unicorn! 意思就是 你得不到那個獨角獸 ! Somebody39。s got a frowny face. 某人的臉很難看哦 Boo! Better luck next time! 好怕怕 ! 下次好運 Okay, my turn. 好了 我來 神偷奶爸 中英文 劇本 word中英文字幕劇本 施甸高中 118班制作分享 第 12 頁 共 19 頁 2020/12/7 Knocked over! 倒了吧 ! It39。s so fluffy!\n Yeah! 好軟啊 \n 是呀 That was awesome! 你太強了 ! You blew up the whole thing! 你把那些都炸了 ! Let39。s go.\nLet39。s try another game! 我們走吧 去玩其他的游戲 ! Gru, do you mind\nif I have a quick word? Gru 我能跟你說幾句嗎 ? Okay, girls, go play. 好啦 姑娘們 去玩吧 I got the shrink ray! 我拿到縮小 射線了 ! Cotton candy! 棉花糖 ! We have 12 days\nuntil the moon is in optimum position. 距離月亮到達對我們 \n 最有利的位置只有 12 天了 We can39。t afford any distractions! 我們不能再東拉西扯了 ! Get me Perkins. 幫我接通 Perkins Sorry to bother you, Mr. Perkins, 抱歉打擾你 Perkins 先生 but I figured\nthat you would want to see this! 但我認為 你會很想看看這個 What? 什么 ? Well done, Gru.\nRather impressive. 做得好 Gru 出乎意料 Now, the rest of the plan\nis simple. 現(xiàn)在 剩下的事就簡單多了 I fly to the moon.\nI shrink the moon. 我飛去月亮上 把月亮縮小 I grab the moon.\nI sit on the toilet. 我把月亮拿走 然后我 坐在馬桶上 What? 什么 ? Sorry. Sorry! 不好意思 不好意思 ! Could you excuse me\nfor just one second? 您能稍等下嗎 ? I told you not to touch my things. 我跟你們說 不要碰我的東西 I told you, I told you.\nI39。ve told you a thousand times. 我說了又說 我跟你們說了一百遍了 Hey, can we order pizza? 嘿 我們能叫份披薩嗎 ? Pizza? You just had lunch. 披薩 ? 你們不是剛吃的中飯嗎 ? Not now, for dinner. 不是現(xiàn)在吃 當晚飯 Dinner? 晚飯 ? Just... Fine, fine, fine, whatever.\nJust get back in there! 那 ... 好吧 好吧 好吧 隨你們 \n 乖乖到里面去 Can we get stuffed crust? 我們能點厚底披薩嗎 ? Stuffed crust!\n Stuffed crust! 厚底 披薩 !\n 厚底披薩 ! I39。ll stuff you all in the crust! 我要把你們全包進面皮里 You39。re funny! 你好好笑 ! Just don39。t e out of that room\nagain! 別再踏出那房間一步了 ! All right. 好了 Sorry about that.\nWhere were we? 不好意思 剛剛說到哪兒了 You were sitting on the toilet. 你坐在馬桶上 No, no, no! No, I39。m sorry.\nIt was a little attempt at humor. 不 不 不 不是 抱歉 \n 那只是我小幽默一下 I know how much you like to laugh 我知道你超愛笑的 ... inside. Now, I was saying... 你 內心深處 \n 現(xiàn)在 我要說的是 ... You don39。t seem terribly focused, Gru. 看來你精力不太集中 Gru Believe me,\nI am pletely focused. 相信我 我絕對全神貫注 Hello!\n What? 你好 !\n 什么 ? That guy is huge! 這有個巨人 ! Are we on TV?\n What are those? Children? 我們上電視了嗎 ?\n 那是什么 ? 哪來的孩子 ? What are you doing?\nI told you to stay out of here! 你們又要干嘛 ? 跟你們說了別過來 ! No, no, no! 不要 ! Freeze ray! 冰凍射線 ! Mr. Gru? Gru 先生 ? Okay. 好的 As I was saying... 我剛才說 ... No need to continue.\nI39。ve seen quite enough. 別說了 夠了 But my plan...\n Is a great plan. 但是我的計劃 ...\n 很好 神偷奶爸 中英文 劇本 word中英文字幕劇本 施甸高中 118班制作分享 第 13 頁 共 19 頁 2020/12/7 I love everything about your plan,\nexcept for one thing. 計劃很好 美中不足的 You. 是你 Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me\nlanding on the moon! 看 媽媽 我畫了張自己登月的畫 ! Look, Mom, I made a prototype\nof the rocket out of macaroni! 看 媽媽 我用通心粉做了個微型火箭 ! Look, Mom, I made a real rocket\nbased on the macaroni prototype! 媽媽 \n 我照著通心粉火箭模型造了個真家伙 ! I don39。t understand. 我不明白 Let39。s face reality, Gru. 面對現(xiàn)實吧 Gru You39。ve been at this for far too long\nwith far too little success. 這個計劃你已經(jīng)跟進這么久了 \n 卻沒取得什么進展 We39。re gonna put our faith,\nour money, into a... 所以銀行決定 轉而投資 ... Well, a younger villain. 更年輕的壞蛋 But I... 可是我 ... It39。s over. Goodbye, Gru. 就這樣吧 再見 Gru Now, I know there have been\ns