【導(dǎo)讀】Phoebe:What‘sthebigdeal,y‘know?It‘snotlikeit‘sarealmarriage.

　　

【正文】 t then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, …go to the bathroom. He may think I‘m sick. Monica: Y‘know, I really have to tell Rachel, but I… We just have to get it over with! Y‘know, the next time we see them we‘re just gonna tell them. Okay? That‘s it. Chandler: Oh, so that‘s this is gonna work now? You‘re just gonna order me around all the time? Monica: Pretty much. 《 Friends》第六季 12 Chandler: All right. Joey: (entering) Hey Monica! Monica: Hi! Joey: (To Chandler) Hey man, you feeling any better? (Chandler answers him with some guttural sounds that only he can make and that no human can transcribe.) Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you. Joey: Oh my God! You‘re pregnant! Chandler: Nooo! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) Nooo! Look Joey, here‘s the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, I‘m gonna be moving out man. Joey: Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh… Hey! I‘m really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.) Monica: Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?! Joey: Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like you‘d believe that. This sucks! Chandler: Look, II‘m just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up I‘m moving right back in with you! Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Looklooklook, uh, if you‘re gonna be moving in with him I feel it‘s my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? He‘s a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, fets to umm… Oh oh he always, he always umm—Oh, who am I kidding! He‘s the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.) [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.] Monica: Hey Pheebs! Phoebe: Hey! Monica: Hey, have you seen Rachel? Phoebe: No, why? Monica: I have some pretty exciting news! Phoebe: (gasps) You‘re pregnant! Monica: No! Chandler and I are moving in together! Phoebe: Ooh! That‘s good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe. (Ross returns from getting some coffee.) Ross: Hey! Hi! Monica: Hey! Ross: What‘s up? Monica: Well umm, Chandler and I are moving in together. Ross: Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friend…shaking up. Oh, that‘s great. That‘s great. (Kisses and hugs her.) Phoebe: Guys, I‘m happy too. Monica: Okay, e here! (Phoebe joins them in the hug.) 《 Friends》第六季 13 Phoebe: Wow! Big day huh? People moving in, people getting annulled… (Winks at Ross.) Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesn‘t seem so bad? (Exits.) Ross: Bye. Phoebe: Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel… Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?! Ross: Could ya just, could ya just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebody‘s stairs! Phoebe: Ross, it‘s not that big a deal! So you‘ll been divorced three times, you‘ll still have a life, you‘ll go on dates… Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I won‘t! I‘ll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, andand, Geologists. Phoebe: Ross, you‘re being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces! Ross: Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times? Phoebe: Y‘know that‘s really fair. Y‘know? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! Thisthis embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, I‘ll show you! Come here. Ross: What?! Why? (She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, I‘m going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so I‘ll have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, we‘ll cross that bridge when we e to it.) Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldn‘t you date him? Ross: And if you wait right here, I‘ll go get Ross. (Phoebe grabs his arm and prevents him from escaping.) [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel.] Chandler: (entering) Hey! Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel! Chandler: (looking down) What gave me away? Monica: I just tell her, I have to get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe and she‘s the only one left! Chandler: Okay, so that‘s it, everybody knows! It‘s official, we‘re moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya? Monica: No. Chandler: Wow that was my scariest voice! You‘re very brave. (They hug as Rachel enters.) Rachel: Hey! Chandler: Hey. Rachel: Ugh, the worse day! Y‘know, you think you‘re making progress at work and then 《 Friends》第六季 14 your boss calls you Raquel. Chandler: Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Shalalap. (Awkward silence ensues.) Seriously. Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky! Chandler: Well, II still think you‘re veryvery nice and very pretty… Rachel: What? Chandler: (To Monica) All yours babe. (Walks away.) Monica: Have a seat. (They sit at the table.) Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here. Rachel: Oh my God! That‘s so great! I‘m so happy for you guys! Monica: Really?! Rachel: And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together! Monica: Yes, we are. (Chandler is frantically try