【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and I cannot feel my legs.(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)Joey: I39。m thinking we39。ve got a bookcase here.Chandler: It39。s a beautiful thing.Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What39。s this?Chandler: I would have to say that is an 39。L39。shaped bracket.Joey: Which goes where?Chandler: I have no idea.(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)Joey: Done with the bookcase!Chandler: All finished!Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol39。s favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.Joey: Heyheyheyhey, if you39。re gonna start with that stuff we39。re outta here.Chandler: Yes, please don39。t spoil all this fun.Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV what did you get?Ross: You guys.Chandler: Oh, God.Joey: You got screwed.Chandler: Oh my God![Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]Monica: Oh my God!Paul: I know, I know, I39。m such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?Monica: My brother39。s going through that right now, he39。s such a mess. How did you get through it?Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say herMonica: leg?Paul: (laughing) That39。s one way! Me, I I went for the watch.Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded by boyfriend39。s favorite bath towel.Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.Monica: That39。s right. [Scene: Monica39。s Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]Rachel: Barry, I39。m sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn39。t... it isn39。t, it39。s about me, and I ju (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to bee Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn39。t me, it39。s not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)[Scene: Ross39。s Apartment。 Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]Ross: I39。m divorced! I39。m only 26 and I39。m divorced!Joey: Shut up!Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)Ross: That only took me an hour.Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven39。t had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don39。t do it! I don39。t think that was my point!Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there39。s only one woman for everybody, y39。know? I mean what if you get one woman and that39。s it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman for her...Joey: What are you talking about? 39。One woman39。? That39。s like saying there39。s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There39。s lots of flavors out there. There39。s Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 39。em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Wele back to the world! Grab a spoon!Ross: I honestly don39。t know if I39。m hungry or horny.Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?Paul: No, it39。s, it39。s more of a fifth date kinda revelation.Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?Paul: Isn39。t there?Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. What were you gonna say?Paul: Well, everev... ever since she left me, um, I haven39。t been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually. Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...Paul: It39。s okay...Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?Paul: Two years.Monica: Wow! I39。mI39。mI39。m glad you smashed her watch! Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.[Scene: Monica39。s Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]Priest on TV: We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, ChachiChachiChachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony.Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That39。s the difference![Scene: Ross39。s Apartment, they39。re all sitting around and talking.]Ross: (scornful) Grab a sp