【文章內(nèi)容簡(jiǎn)介】 ly you39。re body does a nesting, very maternal, primal... thing, were it retains nutrients. Some sort of molecular physiology thing. But that39。s science, you can39。t, you can39。t fight it, so...Mitchell : I39。m not saying anything.Cameron : You39。re saying everything.Mitchell : Count to three, one, t...Cameron : Three!Mitchell : Okay. Oh Cam!Cameron : Oh My God, do you love it?Mitchell : Yes, I... What the hell is that?Cameron : I had Andre do it when we we39。re gone.Mitchell : Is that us? With wings?Cameron : We39。re floating above her, always there to protect her.Mitchell : Well, that39。s reassuring, right Lily? Yeah, we tore you away from everything you know but don39。t worry, things are normal here. You39。re fathers are floating fairies! Can you call Andre? Have him paint something a little less... gay? By the way, We need to stop having friends with names like Andre.Cameron : Redheaded dad is angry daddy.Mitchell : No I39。m not.Cameron : Yes, you are. Even Pepper pointed it out on the way home from the airport.Mitchell : Okay, that39。s another one, Pepper!Cameron : Okay, what39。s up?Mitchell : Alright, look... I ... I never told my family we were adopting a baby.Cameron : I know.Mitchell : You do?Cameron : Ya, And I don39。t blame you, I know your family. You tell them, they say something judgmentally.Mitchell : Exactly!Cameron : You get mad.Mitchell : I know, and what39。s supposed to be nothing, but joyful suddenly turns into this huge fight.Cameron : And who wants a big emotional scene like that?Mitchell : Thank you, I39。m so relieved you understand.Cameron : I invited them over for dinner tonight.Mitchell : What?Cameron : I had to! This would have gone on forever. You39。re an avoider.Mitchell : No, no! Cam, I39。m calling them now, I39。m cancelling.Cameron : No, you39。re not! You39。re telling your family you39。ve adopted a baby, tonight. And you do have avoiding issues! Even Angelo said so.Mitchell : Are you really not hearing these things?Haley : Don39。t answer it, I39。ll get it!Claire : Hi! Hey, you must be Dylan.Phil : Hey, Dylan, yeah.Claire :: I39。m Haley39。s mother.Haley : Hey, e on, let39。s go.Claire : Hang on one second. Dylan... You39。re still in High School?Dylan : Yeah, I’m a Senior.Claire : Phil, sweetie, honey. He is Dylan and he is a have to scare him.Phil : Let me meet this playa. Phil Dunphy, yo!Phil : It39。s like that, you just start down on him and let the eyes do the work. You39。re mouth might be saying: Hey, we cool! But you39。re eyes are like: No, we not! Nice to meet you! No, it39。s not! It39。s all good? No, it39。s ...Dylan : Jo.Haley : Okay, I39。ve seen two guysPhil : Wait You two ... two keep it real? You know what I mean, son?Dylan : Not really.Haley : Please stop.Phil : That39。s cool! Oh, God, That39。s my back!Claire : Sweatheart.Phil : Owh, oh, I slipped in the baby oil.Phil : Ooh, where you from originally? I could defeat you if it came to a physical confrontation.Claire : I don39。t know about this, shall I call a doctor?Phil : No, no, no. You39。re very strong homesDylan : Thanks.Phil : Okay, nice, nice soft landing. Okay, I am on my side though, so flip me right back and we39。re good. We39。ll be good. Just need to get flipped right on my back, and we should be fine, so.Manny : Brenda Feldman.Gloria : What is that?Manny : A poem I’ve written for Brenda Feldman.Jay : Of course that is.Manny : I put my thoughts into words, and now my words into action!Jay : Ey, I give you 50 bucks not to do this.Manny : I39。m eleven years old, what am I gonna do with money?Jay : What are you gonna do with a sixteen year old?Gloria : It39。s like a bullfight!Jay : Ever seen a bullfight? I can39。t watch this.Gloria : You39。re in such a bad mood. And I know why, It39。s because that man thought you were my father.Jay : No.Gloria : Yes.Jay : No.Gloria : When you say no like that, it39。s always yes. Come on, we39。re in the mall, let39。s get you like some youn