【正文】 er there but you39。t care how old you are. So stop being an gloomy goos, and stop being so hard on Manny.Jay : The only reason I39。s a store there that I know...Jay : I don39。When you say no like that, it39。s like a bullfight!Jay : Ever seen a bullfight? I can39。A poem I’ve written for Brenda Feldman.Jay : Of course that is.Manny : ll be good. Just need to get flipped right on my back, and we should be fine, so.I don39。s cool! Oh, God, That39。s all good? No, it39。s like that, you just start down on him and let the eyes do the work. You39。s go.Claire : t answer it, I39。re telling your family you39。 No, no! Cam, I39。 Thank you, I39。t blame you, I know your family. You tell them, they say something judgmentally.Mitchell :s another one, Pepper!Cameron : Okay, what39。re fathers are floating fairies! Can you call Andre? Have him paint something a little less... gay? By the way, We need to stop having friends with names like Andre.Cameron : Redheaded dad is angry daddy.Mitchell :re floating above her, always there to protect her.Mitchell : Okay. Oh Cam!Cameron : Oh My God, do you love it?Mitchell :m not saying anything.Cameron : You39。t, you can39。Cameron : Yes, I39。t fall asleep unless she feels a woman39。Mitchell : This doesn39。s picking flowers!I want to go to the mall where she works. But first we need to get my white shirt, the silk one.Gloria : Okay, if that39。s 16.Manny : m saying! Manny, you39。 that39。She is not a girl, She is a woman.Jay : You know Gloria, that blowup with that other mom, why do you have to do things like that?Gloria : If someone says something about my family, I39。I39。s at a soccer game at three, and then... Oh, we gotta leave for that dinner thing in five. 4:15, you can shoot him at 4:15.Phil : Yeah, I guess that works for me.Claire : s got a birthday party.Alex: What39。What did I tell you what happened if you got him a gun? Deal with this!Phil : Buddy... Uncool.Claire : That39。Alex: MOM! DAD!Claire : What happened?Alex: Luke just shot me!Luke : I didn39。m a cool dad. That39。re not gonna embarrass you!Phil : I39。re fifteen, it39。Luke, Alex, why don39。m having a friend over today.Claire : Who?Haley : You don39。s headsets. ... creed or gender and shame on you! You small minded, ignorant fe...Cameron : Mitchell!!Mitchell :m sorry.Woman : Honey, look at that baby with those creampuffs.Mitchell :m gonna give a speech.Cameron : You are not giving a speech ... you gonna stuck with this people for the next five hours!Mitchell :ve decided we really wanted to have a baby... so, we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate.Cameron : Then we figured, they are already mean enough. Can you imagine one of them pregnant? No, thank you. Ekk...s an angel. You and you39。 Hello. Hi, hi. We39。s the good girl? Who39。s funny. Actually no, I39。m Josh, Ryan39。ve gotta take that kid out!Gloria : You wanna take him out? How about I take you out!?Jay : Honey, honey...Gloria : Why don39。s from the city. He has big business. I e from a small village, very poor, but very very beautiful. It39。s six, Let39。ve done my job.Phil : Our job.Claire : t know, find it. Come on!re a girl, you don39。s not gonna happen, and, wow, you39。re way upstairs, just text me.Claire : Alright, That39。s way to short, people know you39。s on our bedside tip... I Don39。t want my kids to make the same bad mistakes i made. If Haley never would exhibit on a beach in Florida, half naked... I39。Gloria : Bravo Manny! Kick it! Kick it! Manny go! No! That was a penalty!Jay : Gloria, there Owen39。re, very different. He39。Gloria : Manny, stop him! Stop him!Boy : Dammit, manny!a Mom : Come on, coach! You39。ve wanted to tell her that for the last six weeks... I39。s mother.Josh : Oh, this must be your dad.Jay : Her dad? Uh, no, no, that39。 Who39。 Oh, thank you!Old lady : Hey precious...Mitchell : She39。 We have been together for... five, five years now? And we39。s all Huu.... I39。s okay, I39。t for us creampuffs ... and you know what, to all of you who judge, hear this, lov