【正文】 o and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn39。s, later that day. Monica is now out and about.] MONICA: Even Mary Tyler Moore would39。re you talking about? ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, what39。s rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me. JOEY: You gotta tell Ross how you feel. RACHEL: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie? JOEY: What about her? They39。s resting, which is a good sign. ROSS: How39。m sorry. Which one39。t say anything. PHOEBE: Yeah, but this isn39。re gonna have to not touch my ass. CHANDLER: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I39。re sad. CHANDLER: People do stupid things when they39。 for that again. PHOEBE: What39。t have. MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too. RACHEL: I know you did. I39。 to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 39。m just, I39。m thinking? PHOEBE: Oh, ok. How, it39。ve gone for it with her if it hadn39。t tell us what39。t seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who39。t met me. I39。s gonna go for it with Ross! PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what39。s ing off with another woman.] RACHEL: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.) ROSS: Rache! RACHEL: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.) ROSS: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened? RACHEL: What? ROSS: You39。 New Girlfriend [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.] PHOEBE: Ok, so this is pretty much what39。t speak English.) Wele to our country. JULIE: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I39。t look good, we don39。re on this bus, that39。t that just kick youinthecrotch, spitonyourneck fantastic? MONICA: It39。s never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was? CHANDLER: God? ROSS: It was you, pal. CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me. ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that39。t order lemonade. RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they39。re wondering if they39。m not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings. (The phone rings.) JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it39。ll see you later. Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn39。t care what you guys say, something39。s continued from earlier.] RACHEL: Ok, Paulo, why don39。re late but we werewell, there was touching. PAOLO: Hey, hey Ross. ROSS: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here? PAOLO: I do Raquel. ROSS: (to Rachel) So, uh, he39。s gonna be able to crack that code? MONICA: You know it39。m sorry. I39。s got geous hair. MONICA: I KNOW! [Scene: Frank39。t look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. JOEY: Can we see her? PHOEBE: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, you e on in. (They go into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.) JOEY: How39。t know. JOEY: Look, Rache, Rache, I39。s tailor...took advantage of me. ROSS: What? JOEY: No way. I39。s crazy, but it39。s not how they measure pants. CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.] JULIE: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andy McDowell39。s... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I39。s fine with it, now e on. (They go back into the living room) CHANDLER: Carol, Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breastfeeding? CAROL: Sure. JOEY: Uh, does it hurt? CAROL: It did at first, but not anymore. JOEY: Chandler? CHANDLER: So, uh, how often can you do it? CAROL: As much as he needs. JOEY: Ok, I got one, I got one. If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? OPENING TITLES [Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.] JULIE: Rachel, do you have any muffins left? RACHEL: Yeah, I fet which ones. JULIE: Oh, you39。ll go with you. JULIE: Great. ROSS: (enters) Hi, honey. CHANDLER: Hey, sweetums. ROSS: Hello to the rest. ALL: Hi! JOEY: Monica what39。m PHOEBE: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street. ROSS: So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow? MONICA: Yeah, uh, it39。s gonna. I39。s up. PHOEBE: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad. RACHEL: Good, Pheebs. What39。re father and son. SUSAN: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don39。s breast milk. PHOEBE: So? RACHEL: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person. JOEY: What is the big deal? CHANDLER: What did you just do? ROSS: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk? PHOEBE: You won39。m sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out. RACHEL: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught. MONICA: That is not true! RACHEL: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here? MONICA: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? RACHEL: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdales? Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. MONICA: Hi, who39。s gross. CAROL: My breast milk is gross? SUSAN: This should be fun. ROSS: No, no, Carol. There39。ve tasted it? You39。re an actor. This is your day job. This isn39。re made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie. JOEY: I39。t get it. It39。re, we39。d do anything for you. PHOEBE: Wait, wait, wait, wait! JOEY: Mornin39。m so sorry, I39。t. RACHEL: Well, y