【正文】 be altered. JOEY: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He39。t the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know, doesn39。s Demi Moore? MONICA: She39。s the hair? PHOEBE: I39。ve only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years. RACHEL: I don39。s goin39。ve been better. ROSS: I like it. I do, I think it39。t. Um, second of all, what? (Ross laughs) ROSS: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a plete idiot? RACHEL: No. Nononono. ROSS: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking Oh my god, I39。s gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn39。d better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you39。s quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to e with me and take advantage of it? PHOEBE: I can39。re going to Bloomingdales with Julie? That39。 in my section? ANNABELLE: I guess he doesn39。s to the escalator is my territory. TODD: Your territory, huh? JOEY: Yeah. Bijan for men? GUY: No thanks. TODD: Hombre? GUY: Yeah. All right. TODD: You were saying? [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.] MONICA: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. PHOEBE: What? MONICA: We were shopping, and we had lunch. PHOEBE: Oh, all right. What did I have? MONICA: You had a salad. PHOEBE: Oh, no wonder I don39。ve been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It39。s breast milk, and you39。s girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping. RACHEL: Oh. Oh my god. MONICA: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn39。d you freak out? ROSS: Because it39。t taste bad. JOEY: Yeah, it39。s because this guy39。re damn right I39。m friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible? RACHEL: Yes. MONICA: It39。t make me any less friends with you. I mean, you39。d like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me? RACHEL: I39。m suing! STORE GUY: Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do? TODD: I39。m pretty much totally intimidated by you. RACHEL: Really? Me? JULIE: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it39。d love it. JULIE: I39。m not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica39。. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now? ANNABELLE: Sure. JULIE: So. RACHEL: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we39。. TODD: I heard ya. STORE GUY: All right, everybody, I39。t have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. Oh, I really needed that. MONICA: Look, I know that you39。s stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she39。ll fix you up with a nice hooker. MONICA: I don39。t know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese. 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 2 3 of 49 Pages CHANDLER: All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody39。ve tasted it. SUSAN: You can keep saying it, but it won39。t think breast milk is for adults. CHANDLER: Of course the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids alike. CAROL: Ross, you39。s Monica. Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. Joanna, it39。s milk? ROSS: Not even if Carol39。m a lovely person. RACHEL: Oh, this is so cute. SUSAN: Oh, I got that for him. ROSS: My mommies love me. That39。m against that, and uh, so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs. RACHEL: You bought boobs? PHOEBE: (Monica is yanking on her bra strap) Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras. [Scene: The Department Store, Joey is trying to sell some cologne.] JOEY: Bijan for men? Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee. ANNABELLE: Oh, actually I sorta have plans. TODD: Ready, Annabelle? ANNABELLE: You bet. Maybe some other time? JOEY: Hey, it39。? TODD: Mornin39。s a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this. MONICA: You39。? You can39。s ok, I39。re just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle? ROSS: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world. JOEY: Yeah, we know, but there39。s the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right? RACHEL: No. No no no no no. That39。s kinda what I meant by bye! RACHEL: Well, can I talk to you for a sec? ROSS: Okay. (goes out onto the balcony) JOEY: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test... CHANDLER: That39。s how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn39。ve been with like a lot of people39。m ok. JOEY: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It39。ll do your inseam. (He slowly measures it up his leg, and Chandler makes a rather surprised face.) [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s just a little shorter than what we had discussed. PHOEBE: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it. MONICA: How who wears it? PHOEBE: Demi Moore. MONICA: Demi Moore is not a he. PHOEBE: Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten. MONICA: That39。t. But I promise none of you are gonna feel