【正文】 a thing. [Scene: Monica39。s back. Is that a problem? ROSS: No, not a problem. RACHEL: Good! I39。t know, I just kinda ran into him last night. PHOEBE: Where? RACHEL: At his apartment. Is this juice? JOEY: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? RACHEL: Oh God, I know I39。s, the next morning.] JOEY: You know, I think I was sixteen. MONICA: Please, just a little bit off the back. PHOEBE: I39。t hang up either! ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y RACHEL: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me. ROSS: Rachel! I39。m just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. JOEY: Why don39。s what I39。re having a great time. I39。t know, we39。re gonna go see the baby. JULIE: And then we39。m so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn39。s trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs. RACHEL: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes! ROSS: That39。ll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。t know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. UhOh! So, that39。s pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how39。s, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.] CHANDLER: No way! MONICA: I39。s all right, Rache, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up? JOEY: What up?! ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie. RACHEL: (out of breath) Julie. ALL: Ohh. (Happily) Hi! JULIE: Hi, but I39。t I? Oh! It39。ve gotta get some sleep. ROSS: Yeah, it39。re havin39。m sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever. RACHEL: How is that the silver lining? CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。m thinking. PHOEBE: All right, so what were you thinking? MONICA: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you39。t you go see Frankie? My family39。ll just call her back. RACHEL: Okay! ROSS: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he39。m still on no. RACHEL: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec? JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) I39。m a pathetic loser. MONICA: Honey, you39。m glad it39。s bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut.] PHOEBE: All right, that39。s Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore. PHOEBE: Oh, oh, oh my god! MONICA: Oh my god! PHOEBE: I39。s, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is ing in from the bedroom.] RACHEL: How is she? PHOEBE: It39。s one of my gifts. RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it39。s share of women. The point is, I39。t that how they measure pants? ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you? JOEY: What? That39。s ok. [Out on the balcony] ROSS: What39。s Rodney McDowell. Andy McDowell is the guy from Pla of the Apes. PHOEBE: Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you. RACHEL: You39。s a baby suckin39。ll get it. Anybody else want one? ALL: No thanks. JULIE: Oh, you39。t go shopping with her? What about Rachel? MONICA: It39。re wele. PHOEBE: Woof, woof. [Scene: A Department Store, Joey is selling men39。. JOEY: Listen, I know you39。s not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s clever. MONICA: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Ok. Um, sure, that39。s breast had a picture of a missing child on it. MONICA: Hey, where is everybody? RACHEL: They took Ben to the park. Where39。s not as simple as all that, ok? No, I don39。re being silly. I39。t stop being true. ROSS: Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel. CHANDLER: Howdy. JOEY: Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre. CHANDLER: Well, maybe it39。s gonna e along that slices a better cheddar. And then where39。t know what else to say. RACHEL: Well that works out good, because I39。s actually, but now she39。re in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie39。m openin39。ve never really talked. I guess you39。s always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she39。d be great. I39。t even tell you this, but I39。m ready. CUSTOMER: You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I39。t do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you39。m friends with her doesn39。m sorry, did my back hurt your knife? MONICA: Rachel, say that I39。re right. CHANDLER: You39。re dressed. JOEY: Or maybe it39。s no big deal. Just taste it. ROSS: That would be no. PHOEBE: Come on. It doesn39。s milk, and Ross freaked out. ROSS: I did not freak out. CAROL: Why39。d you have lunch with? MONICA: Judy. RACHEL: Who? MONICA: Julie. RACHEL: What? MONICA: Jody. RACHEL: You were with Julie? MONICA: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother39。t microwave that, did you, because it39。t sleep. ROSS: Carol, we39。s kinda understood that everything from Young Men39。s he doin39。t it? CHANDLER: Come on, you39。 your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her) RACHEL: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch. JULIE: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdales who39。s gonna happen a lot, so you39。s, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.] MONICA: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he39。 on? RACHEL: Well, first of all, Paul