【正文】 t. RACHEL: Well, you39。d do anything for you. PHOEBE: Wait, wait, wait, wait! JOEY: Mornin39。t get it. It39。re an actor. This is your day job. This isn39。s gross. CAROL: My breast milk is gross? SUSAN: This should be fun. ROSS: No, no, Carol. There39。s breast milk. PHOEBE: So? RACHEL: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person. JOEY: What is the big deal? CHANDLER: What did you just do? ROSS: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk? PHOEBE: You won39。s up. PHOEBE: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad. RACHEL: Good, Pheebs. What39。m PHOEBE: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street. ROSS: So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow? MONICA: Yeah, uh, it39。s fine with it, now e on. (They go back into the living room) CHANDLER: Carol, Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breastfeeding? CAROL: Sure. JOEY: Uh, does it hurt? CAROL: It did at first, but not anymore. JOEY: Chandler? CHANDLER: So, uh, how often can you do it? CAROL: As much as he needs. JOEY: Ok, I got one, I got one. If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? OPENING TITLES [Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.] JULIE: Rachel, do you have any muffins left? RACHEL: Yeah, I fet which ones. JULIE: Oh, you39。s not how they measure pants. CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.] JULIE: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andy McDowell39。s tailor...took advantage of me. ROSS: What? JOEY: No way. I39。t look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. JOEY: Can we see her? PHOEBE: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, you e on in. (They go into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.) JOEY: How39。m sorry. I39。re late but we werewell, there was touching. PAOLO: Hey, hey Ross. ROSS: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here? PAOLO: I do Raquel. ROSS: (to Rachel) So, uh, he39。t care what you guys say, something39。m not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings. (The phone rings.) JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it39。t order lemonade. RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they39。t that just kick youinthecrotch, spitonyourneck fantastic? MONICA: It39。t look good, we don39。 New Girlfriend [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.] PHOEBE: Ok, so this is pretty much what39。s gonna go for it with Ross! PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what39。t seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who39。ve gone for it with her if it hadn39。m just, I39。t have. MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too. RACHEL: I know you did. I39。re sad. CHANDLER: People do stupid things when they39。t say anything. PHOEBE: Yeah, but this isn39。s resting, which is a good sign. ROSS: How39。re you talking about? ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, what39。 on? RACHEL: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn39。s gonna happen a lot, so you39。t it? CHANDLER: Come on, you39。s kinda understood that everything from Young Men39。t microwave that, did you, because it39。s milk, and Ross freaked out. ROSS: I did not freak out. CAROL: Why39。re dressed. JOEY: Or maybe it39。m sorry, did my back hurt your knife? MONICA: Rachel, say that I39。t do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you39。t even tell you this, but I39。s always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she39。m openin39。s actually, but now she39。s gonna e along that slices a better cheddar. And then where39。re being silly. I39。s breast had a picture of a missing child on it. MONICA: Hey, where is everybody? RACHEL: They took Ben to the park. Where39。s not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。re wele. PHOEBE: Woof, woof. [Scene: A Department Store, Joey is selling men39。ll get it. Anybody else want one? ALL: No thanks. JULIE: Oh, you39。s Rodney McDowell. Andy McDowell is the guy from Pla of the Apes. PHOEBE: Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you. RACHEL: You39。t that how they measure pants? ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you? JOEY: What? That39。s one of my gifts. RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it39。s Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore. PHOEBE: Oh, oh, oh my god! MONICA: Oh my god! PHOEBE: I39。m glad it39。m still on no. RACHEL: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec? JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) I39。t you go see Frankie? My family39。m sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever. RACHEL: How is that the silver lining? CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。ve gotta get some sleep. ROSS: Yeah, it39。s all right, Rache, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up? JOEY: What up?! ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie. RACHEL: (out of breath) Julie. ALL: Ohh. (Happily) Hi! JULIE: Hi, but I39。s pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how39。ll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。m so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn39。t know, we39。s what I39。t hang up either! ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you