【正文】 ou, I guess I’ll never talk to :（自取其辱狀）I mean, just imagine and : Imagine…（假想陶醉狀）Darling!Do you know how I love you!I can’t fall asleep when I think of your charming smile and I am always dreamed about walking along the lake hand in me, I’m your will devote whatever I have in loving me a chance, please, please, please……（作更深一步陶醉狀）（P2抓住D1的手不放，D1嚇得神魂錯亂，起身逃離現場，P2緊追不舍并保持陶醉狀）Section3: P3: She doesn’t need me anymore…（委屈絕望狀）D2: Hey, man, cheer up!What’s the matter? P3: I joined the Student Union of our school and I was set in a working group including a pretty stay connection every day and go for dinner together after finishing the I always consider her just as a panion at my girlfriend doesn’t believe : What a pity!Have your girlfriend evere cross you two together? P3: Never...（作猶豫狀）Except for yesterday...D2: Then what happened? P3: She ran away and texted me at night,everything is over.（惋惜狀）D2: Do you love her now?（此句及下句要說清，下段有鋪墊，重音一定要加強）P3: Of course the answer is yes, that is why I e don’t know what I can do to save : Perhaps it was all caused by her pulsion at the time, if you say sorry to her and explain for your working relationship,maybe she will take back her : ….（默許點頭，輕輕離座，坐在離主表演臺較近的地方不要離開）Section4: P4:（哭泣狀，聲音哽咽）I should have given him the chance to was so annoyed and pulsive that time, so….I took out all the photos we took together and all the gifts he gave to me and I found myself really can’t put down all unforgettable experience with was my fault but I can39。s a little secret I haven39。s a stage for mon people to play you can take the two youngsters with you, why can39。畢福劍：什么秘密？趙本山：其實我姥爺也姓畢。趙本山：我跟你說，畢老師，你們《星光大道》不是百姓舞臺嗎？誰都可以參與嘛。你們搞一個組合，就叫“不差錢”。s the Yadar netizens39。ree and she39。ve got nothin39。 how truly marvelous she is at singin39。s got an award in Starlight Broadway39。 in tears after the Man Wait a Zhao Gabbling between Man What exactly? Uncle Zhao Like “I39。s QinghaiTibetan / Qingzang Plateau，The highland of my soul!” CCTV Man What a high pitch you39。趙本山：完蛋了，笑什么！毛毛：太有了意思了，哪照片呀這。一、二、三哭！毛毛：咋哭？趙本山：哭啊，丫蛋，在家哭那么快，真完蛋了。你這還沒有上北京，沒參加《星光大道》，就獲獎感言了。趙本山：連哭帶說。毛毛：爺爺，鹵子有點吃咸了。毛毛：“......那就是青藏高原。ve generously helped him or the girl bees famous, she really shouldn`t forget you.(To Yadar)Go ahead and Man Can she sing a song? Uncle Zhao Sing “The QinghaiTibetan / Qingzang Plateau” by Li It`s by Li Zhao Whoe39。ve done owe this new life of mine to 39。ll be very thankful if you can take me to your 39。t you stop being so stingy? I am still young, but I see life can be so very short, it sometimes is much the same as taking a closed, eyes opened, and a whole day is closed but never opened againbecause I39。服務員，拿麥克。畢福劍：她......趙本山：才藝，那是了不得。趙本山：他姥爺，這菜呢，得做一會兒。把菜好好做上。錢乃身外之物。畢福劍：小伙子，精辟。t get the 小沈陽：我知道大爺不差錢。re truly hospitable, with We39。 that39。ve got no stuff like this even if you39。roughly far we39。t, we might as well finish it up here an39。一說萬一要有，咋整??？ 趙本山： 你到底有沒有？這差錢還是咋的？Uncle Zhao All right, serve the one we it here, we didn39。畢老師來一回，你們飯店表示不？小沈陽： 贈送一個唄。這樣......畢福劍：老哥......趙本山：這雞蛋和大蔥一炒。來，笨蛋。趙本山：這是家養(yǎng)的。來，丫蛋，把這拿來。s he? ShenyangNo Zhao Whut the hell shall we have to eat, then? CCTV Man Just something Zhao All right, homely fare lovely little pheasant boiled with I39。ve wasted you39。 won39。 softenin39。s Zhao I won39。 whut not? I39。me on, boy, it39。趙本山：這個可以有。趙本山：啥玩意兒呀你？你說吃啥呀？ 畢福劍：來點兒家常便飯。趙本山： 你這酒店怎么要啥啥沒有呢？干什么玩意兒吃的？這畢老師容易來一趟？把你老板找來小沈陽：沒有。畢福劍：下邊我看看，魚翅就更別點了。re out of Man Too expensive 39。 how to treat a you please order the Man Don39。s a modest man, ing all his way from Beijin39。t ordered our dishes this damn39。t, `s Spring Festvial now, and I should39。 Man So I39。小沈陽：對不起，沒那么大的。小沈陽：對不起，沒有。你就鉚勁兒吃，你說吃能吃多少錢哪。她姥爺，這都......實在親戚，你就點吧。小沈陽：照完再點唄。趙本山：不用，不用?？煺J姥爺。毛毛：爺爺，你快看，不笑更像。 nickname “Bi Mengpao,” as you39。 up like this? Sit down you enjoy your trip? CCTV Man Yes, Zhao We mus39。me this way Man But I39。趙福劍：咋的？ 畢福劍：閉門聽嘛。趙本山：你住哪兒？畢福間我住大連老鱉灣。趙本山：我剛開始來就誤會了，你說哪有這打扮，哎呀媽呀。趙本山：那客隨主便，好不好？給你怎么安排你就聽話，來來。s that? Uncle Zhao They39。re the colors of the flowers, buddy? Uncle Zhao They39。s your son? Uncle Zhao He39。s 39。s his daddy and I39。ve been waitin39。s the guest I39。 to be so fussy abut? You39。ve got the money What39。去吧去吧。趙本山：那就來碗鹵子，先嘗嘗咸淡。小沈陽：呃，78一碗。趙本山：謝謝。趙本山：哎呀媽呀，你太厲害了。我跟你說這不白給啊。喏。 No Zhao How much does a meal cost here if we get at it like mad? ShenyangWhy so / What39。s no skirt but Capri at this, , damn it, I didn39。me you wearin39。趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。兜里還有錢嗎？ 毛毛：兜里，多少錢哪才？才70多塊錢。趙本山：貴？咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢？ 毛毛：我沒拿包啊。ng di224。這不，蘇格蘭調情（ti225。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。Lilei：(對Vicky 說)I’m a primary school ’s wrong with you?Vicky: I bought the meat, but it makes me have called a friend to help is going to e here.(做打電話狀)Lilei：（對店主說）我已經看到事情的經過了，你怎么能賣的一樣的東西卻比別人的貴呢？？而且還有質量問題，這不是丟我們國人的臉么？店主：（作自夸狀）我經營烤肉店數十載，歷史悠久，味道獨特，當然價格要貴了，還用得著你這個小娃娃來教育我么？？！獨白： Vicky的朋友來了（The friend es）.Lilei：（驚訝表情）Miss Hou, It’s you!Miss Hou:(驚訝表情)Lilei，What are you doing here?Vicky: You know each other?Miss Hou:(微笑)（對著Vicky說）He is my student.(對lilei說)This is our new ：我本來要去圖書館的，但是我剛才看到了賣烤肉的店主賣壞的烤肉給這位老師。（用外國人的口音說）店主：（小聲說）（驚奇的表情）這老外居然還懂點漢語啊。Vicky: Hello!賣家：How do you do?Vicky: How do you do? I want to buy this ：（贊揚的表情）This skirt is so must buy it for : No, no, buy it for my brother as ：（大笑）哪里會有賣男士裙子的？哈哈哈哈哈哈，還有男的穿裙子??？？！哈哈哈哈哈Vicky: No, I’m from my hometown, men have skirts in ：（恍然大悟狀）哦，在春晚上，小沈陽就是穿的蘇格蘭裙子的。[有一口井里住著一只青蛙，每天守望著井口上的一片天空，感嘆世界那么小，還是自己的家大。對的，你才是國王。噢，老虎!(跑掉)Fox: Hello, Rabbit!狐貍： 你好，兔子!Rabbit: Hi, , a tiger!(run away)兔子： 喂，狐貍。Rabbit: Hi!兔子： 喂!Bird: Hi!What are you doing, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? 鳥： 喂!干嘛呢，Rabbit小姐？ 我可以幫助您嗎？ Rabbit: Yes, ： 是的。Rabbit: I’m a like to eat a , a big ： 我是兔子。我想要吃您。Fox: Oh, my God!What should I do? Yes, I have a good , a good !Tiger sister