【正文】 ： A/B：我是我父母的小寶貝，我父母的掌上明珠。s eye.是什么意思？B：apple,那還不容易嗎？我們學校一年級的小朋友都會了，還考我：蘋果啦。:Hey, hey,！在干什么？英國老鼠,很時代感呀！A：哎，不學也不行了。不是“英國歷史”，是“English”。s enjoy the performance, “English learning”.請欣賞我們的小品《學英語》。you are not a poor boy…（低聲無奈）You know, I have only got once , while, in a mathclass dream.（難為情）P1: What a poor boy!（捂臉作無奈狀）D1: However, I still lead a happy thing you must be clear is that marks are not the whole of your life and there must exist something more down those endless exercises and go outside the tight classroom, maybe you’ll find another sky of : I’ll take a : Good luck to need a new : D1: What’s your problem? P2: I find myself : What happened? Maybe I can give you a : I noticed her at the first tried to know everything about her, her major。ll pay the Yadar, you go off to Beijing tomorrow along with Shenyang, and join the rest of us there at Starlight two of you shall team up and prepare a ic piece with the title “Got the Money Anyway.” YadarCan I really go? CCTV Man Of Thank you, Thank you, Zhao Dear inlaw, I know the Starlight Broadway39。小沈陽：謝謝姥爺。 girl with the cyber name “Yadar” is ManSo she39。!With you her grandpa here, I39。s been extra hard for me.” CCTV Man Not that it off till after she39。Yadar(starting to sing)“Ah, who brings here the earnest call of remote antiquity?Ah, who leaves behind the expectations of the millennium?”Uncle Zhao Skip the middle part and move on to the final climax.(Trying to imitate)? Yadar“...That39。差仨數，她馬上就哭。畢福劍：等一下。哦喲啦，那個。t forget this great favor you39。ShenyangThis I know, sir, but with here, perhaps only for once, can39。趙本山：給看看，能不能上你的大道。不差錢，放心吧，啊。眼睛一閉，一睜，一天過去了；眼睛一閉，不睜，這輩子就過去了。 you a chance to show you39。t have any, sir!Uncle Zhao I right...CCTV Man Buddy...Uncle Zhao Stirfry the eggs with the green Man Why bother yourself with every ingredient when ing to a restaurant? Uncle Zhao They39。.As you can39。幾個菜了？倆了，這樣吧，給你們點機會。好了，這兒有一個菜了。t ：我給你帶來了啊，咱有。 to 39。 lumps of rice an39。ve got an39。小沈陽：沒有。畢福劍： 他也沒有。t be extravagant, ZhaoAustralian abalones, Sorry, they39。Just one picture, Zhao Serve the meal What if he runs away after the meal? Uncle Zhao Who will? 39。 new (kneeling down / with a kowtow)How do you do, Man Don39。趙本山：四斤的龍蝦。趙本山： 現(xiàn)在咱家都富了，農民生活跟過去不一樣了。點菜，快點。姥爺臨走把她哭完了。re even Man(to Yadar)What`s his name? YadarBi Man Your grandpa must be good at playing Zhao Why? CCTV Man The name sounds like a mahjong Zhao That matches you39。ve got the best restaurant in c39。畢福劍：是嗎？趙本山：你不是大連人嗎？ 畢福劍：對對，大連人。畢福劍：別別，大爺，不，老哥，我在飛機上吃了。ve prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the all Man What39。m Tiezhu39。me, Man Nice to meet Zhao I39。s going on? Anythin39。趙本山：那是我沒來，我要來，你早就這么上了。趙本山：餓了？來碗面條。我要點貴菜......小沈陽：我就說沒有唄。mebody eats today and pays tomorrow? 小沈陽：打白條兒?。口w本山：不是啊，不是打白條，不差錢，有錢。s wear in Scottish , it39。毛毛：這也不能夠啊。毛毛：爺爺，這家老貴的啦。趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。喜羊羊與灰太狼 主題曲伴奏開始Vicky 老師唱： 別看我是個老外，我就是一直肥羊，店主是一只灰太狼。Vicky: Wow!The city has changed a flowers are buildings are so want to buy a new skirt for my ：Vicky外國老師來到了佳樂家超市，進入了賣裙子專區(qū)。我非常抱歉。Bird: I’m a ： 我是鳥。我現(xiàn)在非常餓。我剛才欺詐了乘員組在肉片外面。我是非常勇敢的。第一篇：英語小品Susan很苗條，Cathy很胖，她們是好朋友，不過卻都羨慕對方……This story is about two good friends Cathy and is a very thin girl。我是森林的國王。啊啊啊。我想要吃您。Rabbit: Hi!兔子： 喂!Bird: Hi!What are you doing, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? 鳥： 喂!干嘛呢，Rabbit小姐？ 我可以幫助您嗎？ Rabbit: Yes, ： 是的。對的，你才是國王。Vicky: Hello!賣家：How do you do?Vicky: How do you do? I want to buy this ：（贊揚的表情）This skirt is so must buy it for : No, no, buy it for my brother as ：（大笑）哪里會有賣男士裙子的？哈哈哈哈哈哈，還有男的穿裙子?。?？！哈哈哈哈哈Vicky: No, I’m from my hometown, men have skirts in ：（恍然大悟狀）哦，在春晚上，小沈陽就是穿的蘇格蘭裙子的。Lilei：(對Vicky 說)I’m a primary school ’s wrong with you?Vicky: I bought the meat, but it makes me have called a friend to help is going to e here.(做打電話狀)Lilei：（對店主說）我已經看到事情的經過了，你怎么能賣的一樣的東西卻比別人的貴呢？？而且還有質量問題，這不是丟我們國人的臉么？店主：（作自夸狀）我經營烤肉店數十載，歷史悠久，味道獨特，當然價格要貴了，還用得著你這個小娃娃來教育我么？？！獨白： Vicky的朋友來了（The friend es）.Lilei：（驚訝表情）Miss Hou, It’s you!Miss Hou:(驚訝表情)Lilei，What are you doing here?Vicky: You know each other?Miss Hou:(微笑)（對著Vicky說）He is my student.(對lilei說)This is our new ：我本來要去圖書館的，但是我剛才看到了賣烤肉的店主賣壞的烤肉給這位老師。這不，蘇格蘭調情（ti225。趙本山：貴？咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢？ 毛毛：我沒拿包啊。趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。s no skirt but Capri at this, , damn it, I didn39。喏。趙本山：哎呀媽呀，你太厲害了。小沈陽：呃，78一碗。去吧去吧。 to be so fussy abut? You39。ve been waitin39。s 39。re the colors of the flowers, buddy? Uncle Zhao They39。趙本山：那客隨主便，好不好？給你怎么安排你就聽話，來來。趙本山：你住哪兒？畢福間我住大連老鱉灣。me this way Man But I39。 nickname “Bi Mengpao,” as you39?？煺J姥爺。小沈陽：照完再點唄。你就鉚勁兒吃，你說吃能吃多少錢哪。小沈陽：對不起，沒那么大的。t, `s Spring Festvial now, and I should39。s a modest man, ing all his way from Beijin39。re out of Man Too expensive 39。趙本山： 你這酒店怎么要啥啥沒有呢？干什么玩意兒吃的？這畢老師容易來一趟？把你老板找來小沈陽：沒有。趙本山：這個可以有。 whut not? I39。 softenin39。ve wasted you39。來，丫蛋，把這拿來。來，笨蛋。畢老師來一回，你們飯店表示不？小沈陽： 贈送一個唄。t, we might as well finish it up here an39。ve got no stuff like this even if you39。re truly hospitable, with We39。畢福劍：小伙子，精辟。把菜好好做上。畢福劍：她......趙本山：才藝，那是了不得。t you stop being so stingy? I am still young, but I see life can be so very short, it sometimes is much the same as taking a closed, eyes opened, and a whole day is closed but never opened againbecause I39。ve done owe this new life of mine to 39。毛毛：“......那就是青藏高原。趙本山：連哭帶說。一、二、三哭！毛毛：咋哭？趙本山：哭啊，丫蛋，在家哭那么快，真完蛋了。s QinghaiTibetan / Qingzang Plateau，The highland of my soul!” CCTV Man What a high pitch you39。s got an award in Starlight Broadway39。ve got nothin39。s the Yadar netizens39。趙本山：我跟你說，畢老師，你們《星光大道》不是百姓舞臺嗎？誰都可以參與嘛。s a stage for mon people to play you can take the two youngsters with you, why can39。her hobby, her favorite song,but she never pays any attention on my…（沉默狀）D1: You mean your hidden love? Because you never talk to her!P2: Sorry, I can’t ma