【正文】 ke it.（慚愧狀）You know, I’m an engineering student, so I haven’t talked to female for one year except my mother on the phone!D1: Well…（無奈狀）You really need more try to imagine me as your dreaming : If she looks like the same as you, I guess I’ll never talk to :（自取其辱狀）I mean, just imagine and : Imagine…（假想陶醉狀）Darling!Do you know how I love you!I can’t fall asleep when I think of your charming smile and I am always dreamed about walking along the lake hand in me, I’m your will devote whatever I have in loving me a chance, please, please, please……（作更深一步陶醉狀）（P2抓住D1的手不放，D1嚇得神魂錯亂，起身逃離現(xiàn)場，P2緊追不舍并保持陶醉狀）Section3: P3: She doesn’t need me anymore…（委屈絕望狀）D2: Hey, man, cheer up!What’s the matter? P3: I joined the Student Union of our school and I was set in a working group including a pretty stay connection every day and go for dinner together after finishing the I always consider her just as a panion at my girlfriend doesn’t believe : What a pity!Have your girlfriend evere cross you two together? P3: Never...（作猶豫狀）Except for yesterday...D2: Then what happened? P3: She ran away and texted me at night,everything is over.（惋惜狀）D2: Do you love her now?（此句及下句要說清，下段有鋪墊，重音一定要加強(qiáng)）P3: Of course the answer is yes, that is why I e don’t know what I can do to save : Perhaps it was all caused by her pulsion at the time, if you say sorry to her and explain for your working relationship,maybe she will take back her : ….（默許點(diǎn)頭，輕輕離座，坐在離主表演臺較近的地方不要離開）Section4: P4:（哭泣狀，聲音哽咽）I should have given him the chance to was so annoyed and pulsive that time, so….I took out all the photos we took together and all the gifts he gave to me and I found myself really can’t put down all unforgettable experience with was my fault but I can39。第二部分劇本臺詞：（時間：星期一早晨 地點(diǎn)：校園里）Li Le:（出場）My name is Le le, I am a student of our training I just came here yesterday, I know nothing about : My name is Le le。是“ Chinese”，不是“踩你死”。往事不可提呀，太傷我們中華民族的自尊了。eye:就是眼睛。B：英國老鼠的知識實(shí)在太有趣了，我一定要好好地學(xué)習(xí)。那么: I am the apple of my parents39。聽說您最近英語學(xué)得很有心得，是不是真的呢？B：不敢，不敢，只不過是學(xué)得了一點(diǎn)兒皮毛，說不上一級棒！A：那這樣子好了，讓我來考考您！B：沒問題，盡管考～（一副很有自信的樣子）A：注意聽了：I am the apple of my parent39。A:Do,do,do,how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see , I must 攻克you。t speak Chinese.（愛砍他死屁踩你死）.Can you speak English(砍油死屁英國歷史)? Yes（爺死）, a little（啊里頭）.What can I do for you（我砍愛讀佛油）?（他邊讀邊搖頭晃腦，很自豪的樣子）Fang: 奶奶，什么“好賭有賭”，是“How do you do? ”。39。s it? Uncle Zhao My maternal grandpa, too, was surnamed Bi.(The entire cast exeunt after courteously bowing to the audience.)您正瀏覽的文章《趙本山小沈陽小品《不差錢》完整英文版世貿(mào)人才網(wǎng)》由 世貿(mào)大學(xué) : 整理,訪問地址為：第四篇：英語小品《Psychology sharing》角色分配：Doctor1=D1 Doctor2=D2 Patient1=P1Patient2=P2 Patient3=P3 Patient4=P4 正文對白（無旁白）DD2: Hello everyone,we are the psychology assistants of Zhejiang : We are responsible to give an ear for you,our dear classmates, to share puzzles or disappointments you : Study, emotion, love, whatever in your daily 、D2: And we will provide as much as we can to help you overe the peak in your : D1: You look so down, poor : I can’t believe that.(低聲默念)D1: Pardon me will try to catchit this : I can’t believe that!（大聲嚷出）D1: Got it.（低聲無奈）But, what’s the matter with you? If you speak it out, it may be not as serious as you : But it really have never imagined this shamed thing occurs to me and I have no dignity to face everyone surrounding ’m not the focus of others anymore because my grades drop to this term.（雙手抱頭作絕望狀）D1: Oh, my goodness!I have to take back my words。s going to be my treat todayI39。毛毛：謝謝姥爺。reethe click rate is just fuckin39。d be funny if she goes there without winnin39。 life39。才藝很不錯，唱得很不錯。這孩子可厲害了。趙本山：還有呢？后面連哭帶唱的。）毛毛：“是誰帶來遠(yuǎn)古的呼喚？是誰留下千年的期盼......” 趙本山：中間的不用唱了，最后那個。ll thank you on behalf of my own ancestors of long, long years won39。站好了。畢福劍：藝......藝術(shù)細(xì)胞。趙本山：人這一生最最痛苦的事，你知道是什么嗎？ 小沈陽：啥呀？趙本山：是人活著呢，錢沒了。你看我今年歲數(shù)小，但是我總結(jié)了，人這一生其實(shí)可短暫了，有時候一想，跟睡覺是一樣一樣的。m givin39。me here, dumb What did you say? Uncle Zhao I mean plus a dumb We don39。me with empty Man No, buddy...Uncle Zhao I thought you could take it back to Beijin39。給他錢都沒處找去。把這個燉了，高壓鍋啊，時間長點(diǎn)，來。s whut you can Something we really don39。s got nothin39。 tried to remove it by swallowin39。t you know whut you39。趙本山：民間的是吧？來民間的吧，孩子，來個小野雞燉蘑菇。不吃那玩意兒。t gonna be a big deal give me the ManDon39。ll see whut to eat 39。s much closer to her maternal grandpa than to of cried her heart out when he hello to you39。你往下來。您來，您來。趙本山：這沒吃飯呢，你先揣起來。趙本山：孩子這一輩子，跟爺爺不行，就跟姥爺親。s daddy used to live, we39。CCTV Man Why here? Uncle Zhao Here we39。趙本山：咱是老鄉(xiāng)。s go there, Zhao The center asked me to feast you here in town abut that? 3rd 畢福劍：在這兒吃飯？趙本山：這是鐵嶺最貴的，你來吧。 for government officials all lining up, too, to pay their pious respects to enormous care they39。 I39。ny Gosh, can I have a picture taken with you, ? Uncle Zhao(to Shenyang)Wait, wait.(To CCTV Man)Welc39。m Bi Come here everyone, it`s here.(To CCTV Man)Why are you hanging out here, sir? Hurry up!Come here!He can go elsewhere at any Zhao Whut the hell39。小沈陽：媽呀，沒這么上過呀。毛毛：爺爺，我有點(diǎn)餓了。小沈陽：咋兜呢？趙本山：既把面子給了，但是呢又不能花得......太狠。 but the About 10,000 to 20, Zhao Whut if s39。s men39。行，夠了。趙本山：啊，情調(diào)？就擱這兒吃。毛毛：到了。Vicky: Really?? 真的么？？ Deal店主 包裝食品A few minutes later獨(dú)白： Vicky老師捂著肚子，臉色發(fā)黃，她回來找店主了。]F: Thank you!Turtle!The sky is so ’s so !The elephant is eating a rabbit is ….The … is ….Let’s go and make friends with : OK!Let’s go!角色：MD: Mother DuckLD: Little Duck道具：（MD: Mother DuckLD: Little Duck）頭飾（母親節(jié)哪天，鴨媽媽很傷心，因?yàn)樗暮⒆诱也坏搅?，于是，她來到了森林鴨子學(xué)校）Mother Duck: Today is Mothers’ I can’t find my !Baby!Whereare you?（看到兩只小鴨子，鴨媽媽趕緊傷心地問）Excuse is my baby?Ducklings:（小鴨們爭著說：）Me, me,. Duck（問其中的一只小鴨）: Oh, when is your birthday?Duckling 1:（第一只小鴨高興地回答道：）It’s on October 15th/….Mother Duck:（鴨媽媽遺憾地說：）Oh, ’re not my child.（接著，又轉(zhuǎn)向另一只鴨子問）What about you？ When is your birthday?Duckling 2:（第二只小鴨高興地答道）It’s October 19th /….M