【正文】 ove on Zhao Lobsters of 2 kilos Sorry, nothing that 趙本山：有多大的？ 小沈陽：有一斤多的。ve given you some gift Zhao Don39。我點(diǎn)。毛毛：姥爺好。ve had my meal on the Zhao You39。小沈陽：畢老師，你不給照個(gè)相嗎？畢老師。t you lookin39。re being hounded by a wolf? ShenyangHe39。趙本山：啥面？這么貴。小沈陽：啥意思？ 趙本山：小費(fèi)。服務(wù)員！Uncle Zhao Here we Here we Zhao It39。o q237。Oh，I : That’s ：Vicky 仔細(xì)端詳了一下裙子Vicky：This one is ’ll buy much is it?賣家：Five hundred.(賣家包裝裙子)This is your skirt and it’s our to ：經(jīng)過一上午的購(gòu)物，到了午飯的時(shí)間，Vicky 決定去吃當(dāng)?shù)氐男〕?。Frog: I’m a !What are you doing? What can I do for you? 青蛙： 我是青蛙。它多么可口啊!Tiger: Ah, a good , a good ：Ah，一只狐貍。on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy Cathy and Susan want to change I(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)Cathy: Hello, are you? Susan: I’m not doing : Why not? Susan: I’m too want to lose some : Really? But I want to bee : Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible at abdomen looks like a swimming is so ugly.(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen.)Cathy: But it is tender and makes me feel : You’re so words make me : I’m serious, no : God!(Touches her own forehead and sigh)Why are you not me and I am not you?(Susan seems to intend doing something.)Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard : It sounds can help you and you can help ’s wonderful.(Saying loudly)Susan: We begin planning right : Uh!Let’s II(Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me.)Servant: Wele!Do you want to take part in our class? Cathy: Yes!We : Ok!Susan: Why do you take me here? Cathy: I see that “Trust me, you can make it” mercial on looks I want to trust it and help you bee : Oh…!Why do you also particular in? Cathy: Because we are good friends, we should do it together.(Ha!Ha!)(After several days)Susan: Why? It’s no use to me, but you bee much thinner.(Crying)Cathy: I don’t want it, too.(Crying)(The two girls are very angry to look the servant.)Servant: It’s not my fault.(She escapes from the store.)Scene III(Later, Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds.)Cathy: McDonalds? Susan: Fast food has high is the best food to make you : May I help you? Susan: I want to order four hamburgers, ten drumsticks, five french fries and two : What?? Cathy: Sorry, give us a minute.(Talks to the waiter)(Cathy pulls Susan’s arm and moves to the side.)Cathy: I can’t eat all of : The food is not just for : Don’t you want to be thin? Susan: : You can’t eat them, because they will make you : But I can’t oppose the attraction.(Cathy gives Susan a look.)Susan: Let me think.(Suddenly, an angel and an evil appear.)Evil: You can eat , you have time to lose : If you eat them now, you would do the same thing next will not lose any : Listen to ’m : No, he’s wrong.(Evil begins to fight against the angel.)Susan: Enough!Go away!(Yells to the evil and the angel)Cathy: Are you OK? Susan: Uh!I decide to eat : OK!Susan: I want to order the same food that I ordered : OK!Please wait a minute.(They sit down and begin to eat.)Cathy: Um…It’s so I have to eat this? Susan: Yes, you must eat can help you.(Susan takes food to stuff Cathy’s mouth.)Poor girl！!Scene IV(Angel and Evil appear again.)Angel: Are you sure it’s good for her? Evil: If you don’t believe me, you could see the result : I hope you are right.(Several weeks later, they walk along the street.)Susan: I’m so want to : I’m so want to vomit.(They hug each other and cry loudly.)Cathy: I don’t want to be : I don’t want to be thin.(They say it at the same time.)(Angel takes the evil that is rope appears.)Angel: You use the wrong way to achieve your need to ask a professional and Susan: So…!(They look at each other with some special meaning, and then catch the angel’s leg.)Cathy and Susan: You must know some shortcut to help and Susan: We won’t let you go until you help : Oh, god！(Cathy and Susan chase the evil stays there.)Evil: What has happened?(Shrug)5人英語話劇劇本中英對(duì)照The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威），《狐假虎威》是一則流傳了千余年的寓言故事。我是擅長(zhǎng)于欺詐和識(shí)破謊言。Ah，一個(gè)大胡蘿卜。]F: Thank you!Turtle!The sky is so ’s so !The elephant is eating a rabbit is ….The … is ….Let’s go and make friends with : OK!Let’s go!角色：MD: Mother DuckLD: Little Duck道具：（MD: Mother DuckLD: Little Duck）頭飾（母親節(jié)哪天，鴨媽媽很傷心，因?yàn)樗暮⒆诱也坏搅耍谑?，她來到了森林鴨子學(xué)校）Mother Duck: Today is Mothers’ I can’t find my !Baby!Whereare you?（看到兩只小鴨子，鴨媽媽趕緊傷心地問）Excuse is my baby?Ducklings:（小鴨們爭(zhēng)著說：）Me, me,. Duck（問其中的一只小鴨）: Oh, when is your birthday?Duckling 1:（第一只小鴨高興地回答道：）It’s on October 15th/….Mother Duck:（鴨媽媽遺憾地說：）Oh, ’re not my child.（接著，又轉(zhuǎn)向另一只鴨子問）What about you？ When is your birthday?Duckling 2:（第二只小鴨高興地答道）It’s October 19th /….Mother Duck:（鴨媽媽又遺憾地說：）Oh, ’re not my child.（鴨媽媽繼續(xù)傷心地哭著，走著，喊著）Baby!Baby!Where are you?… ….Ducklings:（小鴨們 When is your child’s birthday?Mother Duck: It’s October 1st.（這時(shí)，一只小小鴨站起來輕輕地說：）Mother, ’s Duck: What’s your name?Little Duckling: My name’s Guo Qing.[鴨子?jì)寢尭吲d地領(lǐng)著自己的孩子回家了]第二篇：英語小品對(duì)白：幾年前來中國(guó)的外國(guó)老師有來到中國(guó)執(zhí)教了，今天她想去逛一下超市，順便看一下中國(guó)的變化。毛毛：到了。行，夠了。 but the About 10,000 to 20, Zhao Whut if s39。毛毛：爺爺，我有點(diǎn)餓了。m Bi Come here everyone, it`s here.(To CCTV Man)Why are you hanging out here, sir? Hurry up!Come here!He can go elsewhere at any Zhao Whut the hell39。 I39。s go there, Zhao The center asked me to feast you here in town abut that? 3rd 畢福劍：在這兒吃飯？趙本山：這是鐵嶺最貴的，你來吧。CCTV Man Why here? Uncle Zhao Here we39。趙本山：孩子這一輩子，跟爺爺不行，就跟姥爺親。您來，您來。s much closer to her maternal grandpa than to of cried her heart out when he hello to you39。t gonna be a big deal give me the ManDon39。趙本山：民間的是吧？來民間的吧，孩子，來個(gè)小野雞燉蘑菇。 tried to remove it by swallowin39。s whut you can Something we really don39。給他錢都沒處找去。me here, dumb What did you say? Uncle Zhao I mean plus a dumb We don39。你看我今年歲數(shù)小，但是我總結(jié)了，人這一生其實(shí)可短暫了，有時(shí)候一想，跟睡覺是一樣一樣的。畢福劍：藝......藝術(shù)細(xì)胞。ll thank you on behalf of my own ancestors of long, long years won39。趙本山：還有呢？后面連哭帶唱的。才藝很不錯(cuò)，唱得很不錯(cuò)。d be funny if