【正文】 rabbit is ….The … is ….Let’s go and make friends with : OK!Let’s go!角色：MD: Mother DuckLD: Little Duck道具：（MD: Mother DuckLD: Little Duck）頭飾（母親節(jié)哪天，鴨媽媽很傷心，因?yàn)樗暮⒆诱也坏搅耍谑牵齺淼搅松著喿訉W(xué)校）Mother Duck: Today is Mothers’ I can’t find my !Baby!Whereare you?（看到兩只小鴨子，鴨媽媽趕緊傷心地問）Excuse is my baby?Ducklings:（小鴨們爭著說：）Me, me,. Duck（問其中的一只小鴨）: Oh, when is your birthday?Duckling 1:（第一只小鴨高興地回答道：）It’s on October 15th/….Mother Duck:（鴨媽媽遺憾地說：）Oh, ’re not my child.（接著，又轉(zhuǎn)向另一只鴨子問）What about you？ When is your birthday?Duckling 2:（第二只小鴨高興地答道）It’s October 19th /….Mother Duck:（鴨媽媽又遺憾地說：）Oh, ’re not my child.（鴨媽媽繼續(xù)傷心地哭著，走著，喊著）Baby!Baby!Where are you?… ….Ducklings:（小鴨們 When is your child’s birthday?Mother Duck: It’s October 1st.（這時(shí)，一只小小鴨站起來輕輕地說：）Mother, ’s Duck: What’s your name?Little Duckling: My name’s Guo Qing.[鴨子?jì)寢尭吲d地領(lǐng)著自己的孩子回家了]第二篇：英語小品對(duì)白：幾年前來中國的外國老師有來到中國執(zhí)教了，今天她想去逛一下超市，順便看一下中國的變化。Vicky: Wow!The city has changed a flowers are buildings are so want to buy a new skirt for my ：Vicky外國老師來到了佳樂家超市，進(jìn)入了賣裙子專區(qū)。Vicky: Hello!賣家：How do you do?Vicky: How do you do? I want to buy this ：（贊揚(yáng)的表情）This skirt is so must buy it for : No, no, buy it for my brother as ：（大笑）哪里會(huì)有賣男士裙子的？哈哈哈哈哈哈，還有男的穿裙子?。?？！哈哈哈哈哈Vicky: No, I’m from my hometown, men have skirts in ：（恍然大悟狀）哦，在春晚上，小沈陽就是穿的蘇格蘭裙子的。Oh，I : That’s ：Vicky 仔細(xì)端詳了一下裙子Vicky：This one is ’ll buy much is it?賣家：Five hundred.(賣家包裝裙子)This is your skirt and it’s our to ：經(jīng)過一上午的購物，到了午飯的時(shí)間，Vicky 決定去吃當(dāng)?shù)氐男〕?。Vicky 外國老師來到了一處賣我烤肉串的地方。Vicky(指著一串烤肉)：How much?店主：哇，來了塊大肥肉啊，這老外不知道價(jià)格，我要狠狠的宰她一下，哈哈哈（竊喜）Vicky: How much?(動(dòng)作：伸出一根手指頭)店主： Five : 別人家（動(dòng)作：指向別的店鋪）Two ’s 。（用外國人的口音說）店主：（小聲說）（驚奇的表情）這老外居然還懂點(diǎn)漢語啊。This is my dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s 烤肉秘方，Delicious , this is delicious very much..這烤肉千里飄香，吃一口保準(zhǔn)你想再來一口。Vicky: Really?? 真的么？？ Deal店主 包裝食品A few minutes later獨(dú)白： Vicky老師捂著肚子，臉色發(fā)黃，她回來找店主了。喜羊羊與灰太狼 主題曲伴奏開始Vicky 老師唱： 別看我是個(gè)老外，我就是一直肥羊，店主是一只灰太狼。Lilei：(對(duì)Vicky 說)I’m a primary school ’s wrong with you?Vicky: I bought the meat, but it makes me have called a friend to help is going to e here.(做打電話狀)Lilei：（對(duì)店主說）我已經(jīng)看到事情的經(jīng)過了，你怎么能賣的一樣的東西卻比別人的貴呢？？而且還有質(zhì)量問題，這不是丟我們國人的臉么？店主：（作自夸狀）我經(jīng)營烤肉店數(shù)十載，歷史悠久，味道獨(dú)特，當(dāng)然價(jià)格要貴了，還用得著你這個(gè)小娃娃來教育我么？？！獨(dú)白： Vicky的朋友來了（The friend es）.Lilei：（驚訝表情）Miss Hou, It’s you!Miss Hou:(驚訝表情)Lilei，What are you doing here?Vicky: You know each other?Miss Hou:(微笑)（對(duì)著Vicky說）He is my student.(對(duì)lilei說)This is our new ：我本來要去圖書館的，但是我剛才看到了賣烤肉的店主賣壞的烤肉給這位老師。Miss Hou:(對(duì)店主說)How can you do that? 你怎么能做這樣的事呢？怎么可以欺騙我們的外國友人呢？店主 低頭，作反思表情Miss Hou:(對(duì)lilei說)You are take pride of ：(道歉，悔恨的說)I’m sorry about shouldn’t ask a high price for will refund the ’m also sorry about the would like to undertake your :(原諒的表情)I accept your also feel your ： 店主真誠的向Vicky 老師道歉了，Vicky老師也接受了道歉，同時(shí)lilei也發(fā)揚(yáng)了我們中華民族誠信的美德，值得我們大家學(xué)習(xí)。Miss Hou, Vicky, lilei鼓掌贊揚(yáng)店主知錯(cuò)能改。第三篇：英語小品（舞臺(tái)上是一個(gè)餐廳的背景，寫著：“蘇格蘭情調(diào)”。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場(chǎng)。）(This short play is set in a restaurant named “Scottish Taste / Feel.” Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)趙本山：到了。毛毛：到了。趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調(diào)情（ti225。o q237。ng）。毛毛：爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(diào)（q237。ng di224。o）。趙本山：啊，情調(diào)？就擱這兒吃。毛毛：爺爺，這家老貴的啦。趙本山：貴？咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢？ 毛毛：我沒拿包啊。趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。毛毛：完了，讓我落炕上了。趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點(diǎn)事嗎？！這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎？ 毛毛：兜里，多少錢哪才？才70多塊錢。趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。毛毛：這也不能夠啊。趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務(wù)員！Uncle Zhao Here we Here we Zhao It39。s the most pricy eatin39。 spot in Tieling: “Scottish Tease / Fool.” YadarYou got it wrongfrom the inside Zhao Then how c39。me you wearin39。 a skirt? ShenyangWhy, it39。s men39。s wear in Scottish , it39。s no skirt but Capri at this, , damn it, I didn39。t get into one of the trousers in a wonder I feel different while Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah!I tell you, boy, we39。re gonna have a damn39。 important guest here in a should do you39。 No Zhao How much does a meal cost here if we get at it like mad? ShenyangWhy so / What39。s wrong? Uncle Zhao I mean if we order nothin39。 but the About 10,000 to 20, Zhao Whut if s39。mebody eats today and pays tomorrow? 小沈陽：打白條兒?。口w本山：不是啊，不是打白條，不差錢，有錢。喏。小沈陽：啥意思？ 趙本山：小費(fèi)。小沈陽：媽呀，大爺你真敞亮，你太帥了。趙本山：給一百塊錢還帥呢。我跟你說這不白給啊。一會(huì)兒客人到了，你一定要給足我面子，明白嗎？我到點(diǎn)菜的時(shí)候，你得替我兜著點(diǎn)。小沈陽：咋兜呢？趙本山：既把面子給了，但是呢又不能花得......太狠。我要點(diǎn)貴菜......小沈陽：我就說沒有唄。趙本山：哎呀媽呀，你太厲害了。來來來，拿點(diǎn)。再給你30，來。小沈陽：我跟你都明碼的哦。趙本山：謝謝。小沈陽：放心吧。毛毛：爺爺，我有點(diǎn)餓了。趙本山：餓了？來碗面條。小沈陽：呃，78一碗。趙本山：啥面？這么貴。小沈陽：蘇格蘭打鹵面。趙本山：是不是鹵子貴？ 小沈陽：鹵不要錢。趙本山：那就來碗鹵子，先嘗嘗咸淡?？烊ィ烊?。小沈陽：媽呀，沒這么上過呀。趙本山：那是我沒來，我要來，你早就這么上了。去吧去吧。小沈陽：這老爺子，我要說面條不要錢，要面條了你還。ShenyangYou39。ll give me an IOU? Uncle Zhao Not 39。ve got the money What39。s it? Uncle Zhao A tip for You do understand people / things / the world, sirZhujun!Oh Yansong? Oh a Bi something!Are you ? CCTV Man I39。m Bi Come here everyone, it`s here.(To CCTV Man)Why are you hanging out here, sir? Hurry up!Come here!He can go elsewhere at any Zhao Whut the hell39。s going on? Anythin39。 to be so fussy abut? You39。re being hounded by a wolf? ShenyangHe39。s ...Uncle Zhao I know, an39。 he39。s the guest I39。m honored to keep p39。ny Gosh, can I have a picture taken with you, ? Uncle Zhao(to Shenyang)Wait, wait.(To CCTV Man)Welc39。me, Man Nice to meet Zhao I39。ve been waitin39。 all this time for Man Thanks a lot I have your name please? Uncle Zhao Which man did you expect to see? CCTV Man I39。m looking for Zhao Tiezhu, chief of Lotus Township39。s cultural Zhao You got 39。s his daddy and I39。m...YadarZhao Tiezhu is my Zhao An39。 I39。m Tiezhu39。s 39。t you lookin39。 for a dad...I mean it39。s right to be looking my Man Hi, daddy...I mean where39。s your son? Uncle Zhao He39。s at the township waitin39。 for government officials all lining up, too, to pay their pious respects to enormous care they39。ve prepared a great hall, a big room, with a