【正文】 !How are you? 狐貍： 噢，我的上帝!我該怎么辦? 是，我有一個好想法。啊啊啊。(酣然昏眠)Fox: I’m a can see, I’m pretty and ’m good at cheating and telling now I cheated a crew out of a piece of , Mm, delicious it is!狐貍： 我是狐貍。我是森林的國王。用表演來詮釋狐假虎威的含義。第一篇：英語小品Susan很苗條，Cathy很胖，她們是好朋友，不過卻都羨慕對方……This story is about two good friends Cathy and is a very thin girl。比喻依仗別人的勢力欺壓人。我是非常勇敢的。噢，我好餓。我剛才欺詐了乘員組在肉片外面。Ah，一頓好午餐。我現(xiàn)在非常餓。我們?nèi)?。Bird: I’m a ： 我是鳥。噢，老虎!(跑掉)Fox: Hello, Bird!狐貍： 你好，鳥!Bird: Hi, , a tiger!(run away)鳥： 喂，狐貍。我非常抱歉。A Frog In The Well角色： F: Frog T: Turtle道具：青蛙和烏龜頭飾，一只紙箱子或大塑料盆當井，一跟繩子。Vicky: Wow!The city has changed a flowers are buildings are so want to buy a new skirt for my ：Vicky外國老師來到了佳樂家超市，進入了賣裙子專區(qū)。Vicky(指著一串烤肉)：How much?店主：哇，來了塊大肥肉啊，這老外不知道價格，我要狠狠的宰她一下，哈哈哈（竊喜）Vicky: How much?(動作：伸出一根手指頭)店主： Five : 別人家（動作：指向別的店鋪）Two ’s 。喜羊羊與灰太狼 主題曲伴奏開始Vicky 老師唱： 別看我是個老外，我就是一直肥羊，店主是一只灰太狼。第三篇：英語小品（舞臺上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：“蘇格蘭情調(diào)”。趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。毛毛：爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(diào)（q237。毛毛：爺爺，這家老貴的啦。趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎？！這給你辦事，落炕上了還。毛毛：這也不能夠啊。 spot in Tieling: “Scottish Tease / Fool.” YadarYou got it wrongfrom the inside Zhao Then how c39。s wear in Scottish , it39。 important guest here in a should do you39。mebody eats today and pays tomorrow? 小沈陽：打白條兒??？趙本山：不是啊，不是打白條，不差錢，有錢。趙本山：給一百塊錢還帥呢。我要點貴菜......小沈陽：我就說沒有唄。小沈陽：我跟你都明碼的哦。趙本山：餓了？來碗面條。趙本山：是不是鹵子貴？ 小沈陽：鹵不要錢。趙本山：那是我沒來，我要來，你早就這么上了。ll give me an IOU? Uncle Zhao Not 39。s going on? Anythin39。 he39。me, Man Nice to meet Zhao I39。s cultural Zhao You got 39。m Tiezhu39。s right to be looking my Man Hi, daddy...I mean where39。ve prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the all Man What39。 all Man Why39。畢福劍：別別，大爺，不，老哥，我在飛機上吃了。畢福劍：長得挺委婉的。畢福劍：是嗎？趙本山：你不是大連人嗎？ 畢福劍：對對，大連人。畢福劍：你姥爺打麻將肯定是高手。ve got the best restaurant in c39。re...a male waiter? Shenyang ManYou look awfully, awfully sweet, Zhao I, too, took him to be a woman when I first funny he is dressin39。re even Man(to Yadar)What`s his name? YadarBi Man Your grandpa must be good at playing Zhao Why? CCTV Man The name sounds like a mahjong Zhao That matches you39。趙本山：這也是的，沒準兒都......實在......哎呀，這一笑，你看看，多像你姥爺臨走那張照片。姥爺臨走把她哭完了。大過年的，你要來這個，我得給你壓歲錢了。點菜，快點。誰跑啊？畢老師都低調(diào)來的，你別跟人這樣說。趙本山： 現(xiàn)在咱家都富了，農(nóng)民生活跟過去不一樣了。趙本山：澳洲鮑魚四只。趙本山：四斤的龍蝦。 dead Look, even more like it when he doesn39。 new (kneeling down / with a kowtow)How do you do, Man Don39。re indeed...ShenyangWe haven`t had our picture taken, Zhao(to Shenyang)We haven39。Just one picture, Zhao Serve the meal What if he runs away after the meal? Uncle Zhao Who will? 39。m whut they call a “country pumpkin,” my dear inlaw, not really knowin39。t be extravagant, ZhaoAustralian abalones, Sorry, they39。小沈陽：哦......那沒有。畢福劍： 他也沒有。趙本山：上哪兒去了？ 小沈陽：不知道。小沈陽：沒有。 you really have? ShenyangYes we do...or no? Uncle Zhao C39。ve got an39。t got Man Let me have a less need for ordering shark39。 lumps of rice an39。me , sharp stuff jus39。 to 39。 boss? Get him No boss, Zhao Run out of a boss as well? ShenyangWell...the boss is Zhao Where39。t ：我給你帶來了啊，咱有。畢福劍野山雞不能吃。好了，這兒有一個菜了。趙本山：我有。幾個菜了？倆了，這樣吧，給你們點機會。小沈陽：有沒有，你心里還沒數(shù)嗎？ 趙本山：我有啥數(shù)，你不是說沒有嗎？小沈陽： 別說話了。.As you can39。re th39。t have any, sir!Uncle Zhao I right...CCTV Man Buddy...Uncle Zhao Stirfry the eggs with the green Man Why bother yourself with every ingredient when ing to a restaurant? Uncle Zhao They39。ve got two dishes in all an39。 you a chance to show you39。ll happen next? Uncle Zhao Have you got the things or not? Not that I ain39。眼睛一閉，一睜，一天過去了；眼睛一閉，不睜，這輩子就過去了。趙本山：你啥意思？小沈陽：我的意思，人不能把錢看得太重了。不差錢，放心吧，啊。小沈陽：這一天......這也太摳了。趙本山：給看看，能不能上你的大道。畢福劍：哦，那她都......會點什么？趙本山：來吧，給姥爺表示表示。ShenyangThis I know, sir, but with here, perhaps only for once, can39。m grateful to grandpa for this 39。t forget this great favor you39。 should repay those who39。哦喲啦，那個?！澳蔷?.....”。畢福劍：等一下?！缎枪獯蟮馈范际钦嫒苏媸?。差仨數(shù)，她馬上就哭。毛毛：嗚嗚，嘻嘻，嘻嘻。Yadar(starting to sing)“Ah, who brings here the earnest call of remote antiquity?Ah, who leaves behind the expectations of the millennium?”Uncle Zhao Skip the middle part and move on to the final climax.(Trying to imitate)? Yadar“...That39。s Zhao Next, the game of ravin39。s been extra hard for me.” CCTV Man Not that it off till after she39。s got an39。!With you her grandpa here, I39。s only count to t39。 girl with the cyber name “Yadar” is ManSo she39。丫蛋，你明天跟著大哥一起去北京，上《星光大道》。小沈陽：謝謝姥爺。另外，我有個重要秘密沒跟您透露。ll pay the Yadar, you go off to Beijing tomorrow along with Shenyang, and join the rest of us there at Starlight two of you shall team up and prepare a ic piece with the title “Got the Money Anyway.” YadarCan I really go? CCTV Man Of Thank you, Thank you, Zhao Dear inlaw, I know the Starlight Broadway39。 there39。you are not a poor boy…（低聲無奈）You know, I have only got once , while, in a mathclass dream.（難為情）P1: What a poor boy!（捂臉作無奈狀）D1: However, I still lead a happy thing you must be clear is that marks are not the whole of your life and there must exist something more down those endless exercises and go outside the tight classroom, maybe you’ll find another sky of : I’ll take a : Good luck to need a new : D1: What’s your problem? P2: I find myself : What happened? Maybe I can give you a : I noticed her at the first tried to know everything about her, her major。W: The Government of the Baoji City calls on the whole city to learn : 寶雞市委、市政府號召全市人民興起了學習英語的新高潮。s enjoy the performance, “English learning”.請欣賞我們的小品《學英語》。t speak Chinese（愛砍他死屁踩你死）.Can（砍）you（油）speak English(英國歷史)? Yes, a little（啊里頭）.What can I do for you（我砍愛讀佛油）? 這不，中國的發(fā)展這么快，人人都在學英語，我也要更加努力學好English?..芳芳，芳芳！SUN: 你好，樂樂。不是“英國歷史”，是“English”。t speak you speak English?（奶奶跟讀）再來，I can39。:Hey, hey,！在干什么？英國老鼠,很時代感呀！A：哎，不學也不行了。那bus go,stop,go, stop，我是東搖西晃前赴后繼,啊，一不小心—— B：撞死了。s eye.是什么意思？B：apple,那還不容易嗎？我們學校一年級的小朋友都會了，還考我：蘋果啦。你想想，我的爸爸媽媽最疼哪個呀？ B：當然是你啦。 ： A/B：我是我父母的小寶貝，我父母的