【正文】 ，我弄明白了，你今天截我到這兒來，就是為了讓您孫女上我們《星光大道》。ve found my 39。ll go on chasing you even after I die to bee a Man(to Uncle Zhao)Grandpa...I mean way she spoke sort of upset Zhao Eh...I guess she jus39。” 畢福劍：年齡不大，嗓門真高。畢福劍：老哥，我問一下，連哭帶說是什么節(jié)目？ 趙本山：就后面“我家庭怎么困難，怎么不容易”那段。毛毛：明兒也哭不出來。ve got for your Zhao Push higher Grandpa, the sauce39。s about what people actually experience in real 39。 to worry about.(To Yadar)C39。re talking so much about? Uncle Zhao：太好了。他們都要了，把我也接收得了唄。t you take me too? CCTV Man Are you famous, too, on the internet? Uncle Zhao You can click an39。t own him : Do you love him now? P4: Of course the answer is yes, that is why I e don’t know what I can do to save : Oh, what the hell!You are definitely the follow me, quickly, he can’t be so far from here.（推門而出，發(fā)現(xiàn)P3就坐在外面）P3: I heard what you had said love you, : I will never let it go.（P3與P4相擁許久，D1用手機(jī)播放My heart will go on最好多幾個手機(jī)不然聲音太?。┤w: Wele to share your fault but I can’t own him anymore.第五篇：小品英語English Learning 第一部分報幕員臺詞：W: Good evening, ladies and : 大家晚上好。LI:（樂樂上。跟我讀。B：這么慘，說來聽聽。蘋果眼睛，蘋果怎么在眼睛呢？錯了，肯定是句錯句。A：對。A：汝子可教，汝子可教呀。我回頭一看，原來是一個身材魁梧，黃頭發(fā)，藍(lán)眼睛，白皮膚—— B：你說老外得了唄！A：我一看是老外，咱可不能丟我們中華少年兒童的良好傳統(tǒng)，于是我露出一個真誠的、迷人的微笑，說：I’m sorry!B:Oh,I’m sorry ,too!A:我這心一想：啊，人家老外sorry two, Oh, I’m sorry :What are you sorry for? A:哎呀！這老外是寸步不讓啊，他都Sorry four了，不行，我好歹也是學(xué)了五六年的英語了，我連忙說Oh,Oh,Oh,I’m sorry five!B:Sorry five? HA!HA!HA!A:這老外還敢取笑我，氣剎吾也！I’ll give you some colour to see see!B：（模仿老外口音）什么？你要給我一點(diǎn)顏色看看！A：我一聽，太傷自尊心了，于是一橫心就打算把這破英語搞好。（奶奶讀）Can you speak English?(奶奶跟讀)好，再練一下。（讀旅游 英語300句）How do you do(好賭有賭)? How do you do（好賭有賭）? Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）.Me， can39。我們金口才外國語學(xué)校里的學(xué)生都特別的愛學(xué)英語，這不，在我們的課余時間里兩位同學(xué)就對英語學(xué)習(xí)進(jìn)行了一番討論。t told you Man What39。（演員謝幕）CCTV ManFantastic!(To Shenyang)Serve the meal 39。毛毛：我也能去了？ 畢福劍：可以啊。ll sure break down.(Back to Yadar)One, two, t39。? It39。m from a poor family an39。畢福劍：不說了，不說了。趙本山：這關(guān)系，另外這條件，她不獲獎能行嗎？他姥爺在這兒，我還沒底嗎？來來來，哭，哭。（小沈陽忍俊不禁）畢福劍：好好。er it 毛毛現(xiàn)場演唱《青藏高原》。ll thank your ancestors...I mean I39。有卡拉OK的麥克嗎？拿來。你看看丫蛋來了，這孩子從小就是一身的藝術(shù)細(xì)菌哪。人生最痛苦的事情，你知道是什么？趙本山：嗯？小沈陽：人死了，錢沒花了。我的意思，畢老師好容易來一回，咱吃喝不能在乎錢，大爺。s fine!(To Shenyang)Now I39。ve got one dish 39。t c39。畢福劍：你怎么下一趟飯店，材料都自己備？趙本山：不是，他沒有啊，問題是。都是野蘑菇。m sorry, Zhao That39。t Man Not included on the menu, Zhao This restaurant39。 a sharp bone in a fish got stuck in my t39。s you take care of things 39。民間的。趙本山： 魚翅有也別吃了，我吃魚翅有一回就卡住了，后來用饅頭噎，用醋泡，都不好使，到醫(yī)院用鑷子拿出來的。t be too do Zhao Now we peasants have got rich, much better off than as much as you want, it ain39。 thing 39。m hopeless either Zhao The girl39。畢福劍：算了，別點(diǎn)那么貴的。畢福劍： 不不不，咱隨便吃點(diǎn)飯就可以了。哎呀，這家伙，來......小沈陽：畢老師，你給我照個相唄。畢福劍：我今兒個躲不開了。 be fellow ManAre we? Uncle Zhao Ain`t you from Dalian? CCTV Man Zhao Which part? CCTV Man Old Turtle Zhao Where her mummy39。趙本山：正好你叫閉門炮。坐，剛到是吧？ 畢福劍：剛到，剛到。re Man Let39。s at the township waitin39。m...YadarZhao Tiezhu is my Zhao An39。m honored to keep p39。s it? Uncle Zhao A tip for You do understand people / things / the world, sirZhujun!Oh Yansong? Oh a Bi something!Are you ? CCTV Man I39?？烊?，快去。小沈陽：放心吧。一會兒客人到了，你一定要給足我面子，明白嗎？我到點(diǎn)菜的時候，你得替我兜著點(diǎn)。s wrong? Uncle Zhao I mean if we order nothin39。 a skirt? ShenyangWhy, it39。趙本山：我還有400。o）。）(This short play is set in a restaurant named “Scottish Taste / Feel.” Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)趙本山：到了。This is my dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s 烤肉秘方，Delicious , this is delicious very much..這烤肉千里飄香，吃一口保準(zhǔn)你想再來一口。]F: I’m a happy like the well(井).Because my home is so can jump and swim freely(自由地).[有一天，井口爬來一只烏龜]T: Hello!I’m a ’m from the are you doing?F:(神氣地說)I’m : What can you see?F:I can see the blue ’s very can you see?T: I can see an :(心急地問：)What is it doing?T: It is walking/…F: Really?T: can see a rabbit /….，tooF:(心急地問：)What is it doing?T: It is jumping/….……F: Wow!How interesting!I want to go : OK!Let me help you!(扔下了一條繩子)Come on!F: I’m ing.[青蛙跳出了井，抬頭看見無邊無際的天空和廣闊的大地，興奮極了。噢，老虎!(跑掉)Fox: Tiger, Now, you ’m very athletic.!They all run away!狐貍： 老虎，現(xiàn)在，您看見。我喜歡吃胡蘿卜。是，一個好想法。您能看出來，我是俏麗和可愛的。Tiger: I’m a great ’m very ’m very ’m the king of the now I’m very must find a little , there’s nothing , I’m very hungry.(Sleep soundly)老虎： 我是一只偉大的老虎。狐貍假借老虎的威勢。我必須發(fā)現(xiàn)些食物。一頓好午餐。Tiger: ’s ： 好。你好!您在這里做著什么？ 我可以為您做什么？ Rabbit: Yes, e on!兔子： 是，來吧!Frog : Ok!I’m ing!青蛙： 好!我來拉!Fox: Hello, Frog!狐貍： 你好，青蛙!Frog: Hi, , a tiger!(run away)青蛙： 喂，狐貍。現(xiàn)在，胡蘿卜屬于我。Vicky 外國老師來到了一處賣我烤肉串的地方。Miss Hou, Vicky, lilei鼓掌贊揚(yáng)店主知錯能改。ng）。毛毛：完了，讓我落炕上了。s the most pricy eatin39。re gonna have a damn39。小沈陽：媽呀，大爺你真敞亮，你太帥了。再給你30，來。小沈陽：蘇格蘭打鹵面。ShenyangYou39。s ...Uncle Zhao I know, an39。m looking for Zhao Tiezhu, chief of Lotus Township39。 for a dad...I mean it39。 waiting for you with signature pens in hands, tears spillin39。畢福劍：你是男服務(wù)員？ 小沈陽：嗯哪。畢福劍：你姥爺叫畢什么？ 毛毛：畢門庭。re my guest, so please follow my A picture of the two of us, Man(to Shenyang)You39。：我叫畢福劍。畢福劍：別別別，起起......。小沈陽：要跑了呢？ 趙本山：。畢福劍：隨便來。m really...(To Yadar)Look, he smiles like the last picture of you39。t bother with that, 39。t you say a thing like that.(To CCTV Man)I39。趙本山：一斤多的......有嗎？ 趙本山：有......還是沒有??？趙本山：這個......我跟你說，有沒有，這是你開的店呢，你還不明白？這不差錢。小沈陽：啊，老板哪？老板出去了。Uncle Zhao Whut kind do you have? ShenyangHalf a kilo Zhao Somethin39。er shortchange So no, we haven39。t work, was then rushed to hospital to get it picked back out with s39。s you39。畢福劍：老哥......趙本山：我是給你往北京帶的，現(xiàn)在你拿不走了，趕緊得在這兒吃了。小沈陽：沒有。我點(diǎn)完之后，鮑魚、龍蝦你都沒有。s grown at the wild mushrooms, too, in a highpressure cooker till they39。 to , we39。re too mean, sir, getting us to pliment you with one dish without ordering any yourself!Uncle Zhao I did place my order, whut did you have, abalones or lobsters? ShenyangIs it up to me to say yes? Uncle Zhao Is it up to me, then? How ridiculous!Shenyang