【正文】 Tiezhu, chief of Lotus Township39。 I39。 for a dad...I mean it39。 for government officials all lining up, too, to pay their pious respects to enormous care they39。 waiting for you with signature pens in hands, tears spillin39。s go there, Zhao The center asked me to feast you here in town abut that? 3rd 畢福劍：在這兒吃飯？趙本山：這是鐵嶺最貴的，你來吧。畢福劍：你是男服務(wù)員？ 小沈陽：嗯哪。趙本山：咱是老鄉(xiāng)。畢福劍：你姥爺叫畢什么？ 毛毛：畢門庭。CCTV Man Why here? Uncle Zhao Here we39。re my guest, so please follow my A picture of the two of us, Man(to Shenyang)You39。s daddy used to live, we39。：我叫畢福劍。趙本山：孩子這一輩子，跟爺爺不行，就跟姥爺親。畢福劍：別別別，起起......。趙本山：這沒吃飯呢，你先揣起來。小沈陽：要跑了呢？ 趙本山：。您來，您來。畢福劍：隨便來。你往下來。m really...(To Yadar)Look, he smiles like the last picture of you39。s much closer to her maternal grandpa than to of cried her heart out when he hello to you39。t bother with that, 39。ll see whut to eat 39。t you say a thing like that.(To CCTV Man)I39。t gonna be a big deal give me the ManDon39。趙本山：一斤多的......有嗎？ 趙本山：有......還是沒有啊？趙本山：這個(gè)......我跟你說，有沒有，這是你開的店呢，你還不明白？這不差錢。不吃那玩意兒。小沈陽：啊，老板哪？老板出去了。趙本山：民間的是吧？來民間的吧，孩子，來個(gè)小野雞燉蘑菇。Uncle Zhao Whut kind do you have? ShenyangHalf a kilo Zhao Somethin39。t you know whut you39。er shortchange So no, we haven39。 tried to remove it by swallowin39。t work, was then rushed to hospital to get it picked back out with s39。s got nothin39。s you39。s whut you can Something we really don39。畢福劍：老哥......趙本山：我是給你往北京帶的，現(xiàn)在你拿不走了，趕緊得在這兒吃了。把這個(gè)燉了，高壓鍋啊，時(shí)間長(zhǎng)點(diǎn)，來。小沈陽：沒有。給他錢都沒處找去。我點(diǎn)完之后，鮑魚、龍蝦你都沒有。me with empty Man No, buddy...Uncle Zhao I thought you could take it back to Beijin39。s grown at the wild mushrooms, too, in a highpressure cooker till they39。me here, dumb What did you say? Uncle Zhao I mean plus a dumb We don39。 to , we39。m givin39。re too mean, sir, getting us to pliment you with one dish without ordering any yourself!Uncle Zhao I did place my order, whut did you have, abalones or lobsters? ShenyangIs it up to me to say yes? Uncle Zhao Is it up to me, then? How ridiculous!ShenyangCut it out, I say yes, who knows what39。你看我今年歲數(shù)小，但是我總結(jié)了，人這一生其實(shí)可短暫了，有時(shí)候一想，跟睡覺是一樣一樣的。小沈陽：大爺，我沒別的意思。趙本山：人這一生最最痛苦的事，你知道是什么嗎？ 小沈陽：啥呀？趙本山：是人活著呢，錢沒了。趙本山：這孩子。畢福劍：藝......藝術(shù)細(xì)胞。趙本山：可不是嘛，它有這么個(gè)關(guān)系。站好了。s great, he can take me to the Star Splashed Man Starlight Zhao Starlight Broadway or whatever, I39。ll thank you on behalf of my own ancestors of long, long years won39。 wants to revenge you...CCTV Man Is that so? Uncle Zhao No, I mean to repay reimburse you or whute39。）毛毛：“是誰帶來遠(yuǎn)古的呼喚？是誰留下千年的期盼......” 趙本山：中間的不用唱了，最后那個(gè)。趙本山：來來，再長(zhǎng)一個(gè)調(diào)兒。趙本山：還有呢？后面連哭帶唱的。畢福劍：不不，那叫獲獎(jiǎng)感言。這孩子可厲害了。趙本山：不跟姥爺有感情嗎？來，看姥爺，姥爺照片在這兒。才藝很不錯(cuò)，唱得很不錯(cuò)。s hurt my voice a bit.(Shenyang giggles again)CCTV Man(to Yadar)That39。 life39。re not supposed to act things out Zhao See whut support she39。d be funny if she goes there without winnin39。me on, Grandpa Bi how you cry.(Back to CCTV Man)The girl39。reethe click rate is just fuckin39。你馬上上菜，今天這頓飯我包了，我請(qǐng)客。毛毛：謝謝姥爺。畢福劍：搜狐網(wǎng)上也有您的名字？趙本山：你點(diǎn)一下試試唄。s going to be my treat todayI39。 39。s it? Uncle Zhao My maternal grandpa, too, was surnamed Bi.(The entire cast exeunt after courteously bowing to the audience.)您正瀏覽的文章《趙本山小沈陽小品《不差錢》完整英文版世貿(mào)人才網(wǎng)》由 世貿(mào)大學(xué) : 整理,訪問地址為：第四篇：英語小品《Psychology sharing》角色分配：Doctor1=D1 Doctor2=D2 Patient1=P1Patient2=P2 Patient3=P3 Patient4=P4 正文對(duì)白（無旁白）DD2: Hello everyone,we are the psychology assistants of Zhejiang : We are responsible to give an ear for you,our dear classmates, to share puzzles or disappointments you : Study, emotion, love, whatever in your daily 、D2: And we will provide as much as we can to help you overe the peak in your : D1: You look so down, poor : I can’t believe that.(低聲默念)D1: Pardon me will try to catchit this : I can’t believe that!（大聲嚷出）D1: Got it.（低聲無奈）But, what’s the matter with you? If you speak it out, it may be not as serious as you : But it really have never imagined this shamed thing occurs to me and I have no dignity to face everyone surrounding ’m not the focus of others anymore because my grades drop to this term.（雙手抱頭作絕望狀）D1: Oh, my goodness!I have to take back my words。W: With the opening up of China and the development of its tourism industry, English, as an international language, is being more and more : 隨著中國(guó)的對(duì)外開放，旅游業(yè)的迅速發(fā)展，英語，作為國(guó)際語言，在我們的身邊變得越來越重要。39。練讀旅游英語300句）How do you do(好賭有賭)? How do you do(好賭有賭)? Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）.Me， can39。t speak Chinese.（愛砍他死屁踩你死）.Can you speak English(砍油死屁英國(guó)歷史)? Yes（爺死）, a little（啊里頭）.What can I do for you（我砍愛讀佛油）?（他邊讀邊搖頭晃腦，很自豪的樣子）Fang: 奶奶，什么“好賭有賭”，是“How do you do? ”。How do you do?(奶奶跟讀)不行，How do you do?（奶奶跟讀）好，再讀 一 遍，（奶奶讀）好,很 can39。A:Do,do,do,how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see , I must 攻克you。A：哎，有一次我在廣州和daddy, ：guangzhou bus, wow，many ：對(duì)了，人都快被擠成相片了。聽說您最近英語學(xué)得很有心得，是不是真的呢？B：不敢，不敢，只不過是學(xué)得了一點(diǎn)兒皮毛，說不上一級(jí)棒！A：那這樣子好了，讓我來考考您！B：沒問題，盡管考～（一副很有自信的樣子）A：注意聽了：I am the apple of my parent39。那些老外的眼睛那么大的嗎？往你父母的眼睛放蘋果？ A：ＮoNoNoB：Oh, please.（哀求狀）到底是什么了？A:嘿嘿，不懂了吧。那么: I am the apple of my parents39。讓我們天天read，天天listen,天天進(jìn)步！yeah.。B：英國(guó)老鼠的知識(shí)實(shí)在太有趣了，我一定要好好地學(xué)習(xí)。A：對(duì)了，在他們的眼里，我是什么了？ B：小寶貝，小皇帝。eye:就是眼睛。A：你咋就不能說一句好話??！撞死了誰做你的搭檔啊！踩到后面人的腳了。往事不可提呀，太傷我們中華民族的自尊了。t speak Chinese.(奶奶跟讀)好的，再來。是“ Chinese”，不是“踩你死”。LI: 你好，你再聽我讀一遍，看看還有什么地方讀得不好。第二部分劇本臺(tái)詞：（時(shí)間：星期一早晨 地點(diǎn)：校園里）Li Le:（出場(chǎng)）My name is Le le, I am a student of our training I just came here yesterday, I know nothing about : My name is Le le。W: Now, you can see everyone, men and women, young and old, learning English : 如今，在寶雞，您隨處可見男男女女、老老少少都在學(xué)英語。her hobby, her favorite song,but she never pays any attention on my…（沉默狀）D1: You mean your hidden love? Because you never talk to her!P2: Sorry, I can’t make it.（慚愧狀）You know, I’m an engineering student, so I haven’t talked to female for one year except my mother on the phone!D1: Well…（無奈狀）You really need more try to imagine me as your dreaming : If she looks like the same as y