【正文】 looks at Joey.)Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel: (turning to look at Joey) Ew!!　Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn’t. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. Soso I uh, I turned to Chandler.Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, “Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!!” Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.Joey: (laughs) That’s ‘cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is finishing up a song.]Phoebe: (singing) “...fuchsia and mauvvve. Those are the 66 colours of my bedroommmm.” (applause) Thank you, thank you. Ohh, and I invite you to count the colours in your bedroom. (Sees that Phoebe Sr. has entered, and to her) Except for you. You go away.Phoebe Sr.: I’ll go in a second, II just wanted to tell you 　that there hasn’t been a day where I didn’t regret giving you up.Phoebe: Okay, bye.Phoebe Sr.: No, I’m not done. III just want you to know that I, the reason I didn’t look you up was, well I was afraid that you’d react, just well like, the way, the way you’re reacting right now, and can’t we just, y39。know what, you walked out on me, and I’m just, I’m gonna do the same thing to you.Phoebe Sr.: Wait!Phoebe: I don’t ever want to see you again! (She walks out and slams the door.)Phoebe: (walking back in with her hand over her eyes.) Umm, where’s my purse?　[Scene: The beach house, Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge.]Monica: (closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! We’re out of soda.Chandler: (jumping up) Oh, I’ll go out and get you some.Monica: Really?!Chandler: Nope! Because I’m not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, who’s entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?Phoebe: Well, umm, my Mom’s friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.(The gang is shocked.)Chandler: I found a dried up seashores.Monica: Sweety, what are you talking about?Phoebe: Oh, my new Mom, whowho’s a big, fat abandoner! (starts to go upstairs)Joey: Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Don’t you wanna stay here and talk about it?Phoebe: No. I’m just, I wanna, I need to be alone.(She starts to go upstairs.)Phoebe: (turning around, insistently) Monica!Monica: Oh.[Scene: The beach house, Rachel’s bedroom. She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door.]Ross: It’s over.Rachel: Oh, was it awful?Ross: Well, it was loong. I didn’t even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 o’clock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didn’t want to stay. I called a cab。401 The One With The JellyfishJoey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I don’t really know what happened with that.[cut to Phoebe Sr.’s house, from the last episode]Phoebe Sr.: (to Phoebe) I’m your mother.Phoebe: Ehh?[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]Joey: (voiceover) Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn’t go out with a guy like Chandler...Chandler: (to Monica) (in a funny voice) Hi there. (Monica turns her head away in disgust)Joey: (voiceover) ...and he couldn’t let it go, and... I don’t really know what happened with that either. [cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and 　Rachel from the last episode.]Joey: (voiceover) Ohoh! And then Ross’s new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I don’t know what happened there either... [cut back to Joey on the beach towel]Joey: Y39。know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didn’t even try! Y39。know what, he’s right. There’s something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.Monica: Well forget it! It doesn’t hurt that (tries to take a step) baaad!!!!Joey: If you want some privacy you can use my hole.[Scene: The beach house, Phoebe is ing down the stairs all packed and ready to go.]Phoebe: Well, I’m ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod ‘Yes.’) Ohh! That’s so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod ‘No.’) But for you, yay! Ohh.(The rest of the gang arrives with their heads down in shame.)Ross: Hey!Rachel: How was the beach?Monica: Nothing, I don’t know.Ross: What happened?Monica: Nothing. I’m gonna take a shower.Chandler: Me too!!Joey: Me too.Phoebe: Okay, I’m gonna put this (her suitcase) in the car.Rachel: Ooh, I have to go pack. (Gets up to do so.) It really does?Ross: It does. It really and truly does.(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After she’s gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the ‘Does it?’ part.)Ross: (finding the part) (looks up in disgust) It so does not!!!COMMERCIAL BREAK[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter.]Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say ”Well...”) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!Chandler: Oh my God! If you say that one more time, I’m gonna break up with you!Ross: Fine! Fine! But this breakup was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) “If you accept full responsibility...” (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! “...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!”Joey: No?Chandler: Look, Ross, you have what you want, you’re back with Rachel. If you bring this up now you’re gonna wreck the best thing that eve