【正文】 e to meet you, Pink Lady. I39。ve got the legs for it. Got to run back to the office. How about dinner this week? I told you all about me but I didn39。re just naturally forward? I39。t like. See which is longer. That39。s great stuff too. Maybe I should be honest and tell him what I really feel which is: what if somebody better es along? You gotta put a better spin on it than that. You see...that39。t know if I can make that mitment. How many other guys are you dating? That39。s cute. So? I always vote according to looks. I base my decision on the swimsuit petition. The country runs better with a goodlooking man in charge Look at Nixon. No one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone. I had a crush on Dan Quayle. We need a president in a hat. No one wears a hat anymore. FDR, good president, wore a hat. So busy picking a hat, he fot to get in the war. I had a crush on Dan Quayle. We tried to ignore that the first time. it was his crisp, white shirts. Reminded me of my father. So, you were voting for your father. There was something homoerotic about Quayle and Bush. Very Batman and Robin. Based strictly on looks, no one was cuter than JFK. or quicker to jump in the sack. I39。re not interested in politics? It39。s got power...it39。re not even registered to vote. It39。s very sweet. I just hadn39。d like to know. Who are you dating? Nobody in particular. Anybody specific? is this the third degree? I39。ll see. Do you have plans? Steve, you can39。re both about recycling ideas and making them seem fresh and inspiring. it is this love affair, this symbiotic relationship between citizens and city, that I promise to cherish and protect. Thank you. Great guy! Yes, he is. can we talk about proposition 114? What is that? You and me in the bedroom. Is that on the ballot? It ought to be. I39。s it...for tonight. Now, any idea how we get the fuck off this island? ok, make a right. And sometimes, a woman absolutely has to rescue a man. At least, that39。m gonna miss the last ferry. Wait! Wait! I lost my choo. Need a ride? He didn39。m good. You go...You go and do your thing. Do I get your vote? Too fast? My God, you39。m ing. Samantha learned there39。ve got a job. Get out of my gear. Get the fuck out of my gear! Let39。ll see what I can do. can I take your coat? And, Mr. President, it was a bad breakup. So I need to take this slow. Somewhere between the chilli and halftime, Samantha decided if she wanted her firehouse fantasy to happen, she39。m very independent. I can see that. And this isn39。m standing here, fully dressed, watching that politician guy drive off to Staten island without me. Why? You hate Staten island? Don39。ll go alone. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, poor me...five, four, three, two......one. one and a half, sometimes a girl needs a half. ok, that was my best shot, you39。s rescue fantasy was suddenly something she needed to be rescued from. It39。s ok. Here, give me your hand. I39。s rescue, he was a man who liked to start fights. Excuse me, Sir...You want a piece of me? And just like that, charlotte39。s not ok. That39。s a great guy. And his wife. That39。t, no pressure. Wear the shoes. These. Pass them. That Saturday, when I was unable to take Miranda to her laser surgery due to a looming column deadline, she didn39。ll pick you up at 7:00. No. Don39。s for the city of New York. I really am one of the good guys. I39。re not seriously here. I assure you I am. I brought some voter registration forms. I filled out your name. Under occupation I put heartbreaker. I really did. Look. You39。s not interested. Am I talking to you? No. e on...You39。t leave. You39。m . can I buy those sweet lips a drink? I39。t established that yet. Are you ing up? We haven39。d just like to be there. To help you, whatever. You39。t believe I39。t need anybody to help me. I39。re the white knights and we39。s because women want to be rescued. The sentence independent single women in their thirties are never supposed to think, let alone say out loud. It39。I39。s a weight limit. Second, it39。s wrong to sleep with a man just to fulfill a fantasy. All the men we sleep with fulfill a certain fantasy. or nightmare. You fantasize of a man with a fancy apartment and a stock portfolio. For me, it39。s their choice. Miss Hangover39。a four alarmer39。t quite sure if it was the iced teas or the Staten island dating pool that broke the camel39。m gonna meet the perfect guy and get married. Yes, you39。m pretty and I39。m nice too, aren39。re out of here. Samantha went home with that firefighter. Toot toot, beep beep. And charlotte39。39。s just way too 39。m not a fan of beans. can I get your phone number? Government purposes only. I39。ve never voted in New York city? correct, Mr. President. What39。s that working out for you? Good. I allow myself one a week. You live right on the edge, don39。. You did it very well. I wonder what month you39。. And I said, 39。ve seen them in those shops... Samantha. Ricky, how are you doing? Good. How are you doing? I saw you up there. I saw you too. You looked fantastic. Yeah? I never did anything like that. My sisters said, 39。em. But I don39。d like to show him my Lower Manhattan. Look at his arms, they39。39。re just friends. I don39。s embarrassing. You gotta be in it to win it. I39。s a good guy but he works too hard. Work that belly! Ladies, over here. ok, they don39。s from engine 275, ladder 133, way out there in Queens. Is he hot? He39。m on the ferry. I better see more than pecs. I39。301 Where there39。s annual calendar petition. This is a long way to go to watch some firemen take their shirts off. I39。t hold the petition in a bar in Manhattan. They have firemen on the Upper East Side too. And they only put out topnotch fires. Look at how small it looks. Who would have thought an island that tiny would be big enough to hold all our old