【正文】 home, throw the canoe away!Peter: We’re not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)Joey: (to Peter) Good for you!![Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]Rachel: (entering) You guys, you’re never gonna believe 　what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (She’s holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?Ross: (taking the flyer) Apparently Phoebe’s mother also goes by the name Julio.Rachel: You guys, there’s a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!Joey: (looking at the flyer) Yeaheah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!Rachel: Do we have to tell her?Ross: Yes, we have to tell her!Monica: Oh, but it’s made her so happy.Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y39。know, I think she’s worried that y39。s, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]Monica: Hey!Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that you’re going out with Chip Matthews?Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?Rachel: Nooo! It’s not okay! I can’t believe you would want to after what he did to me!Monica: What, that little thing at the prom?Rachel: Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...Rachel: Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school.Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!Monica: It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he’she’s called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. II owe her this. I never let her eat.Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her) Monica: Oh, really?!Rachel: Yeah. Just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?Monica: I’ll try.[Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler es out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.]Chandler: Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice!Joey: How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y39。know?Ross: (getting miffed) I suppose.Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It 　was all, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.”Ross: (getting angry) Ummhmm.Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!Chandler: (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?Monica: You bet.[cut back to Rachel’s bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]　Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!Ross: I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!Rachel: What?!!Ross: I fell asleep!Rachel: You fell asleep?!Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Ohohoh, and by the way, YOUapostropheRE means ‘you are,’ YOUR means ‘your!’　Rachel: Y39。s, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking. Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony.]Monica: Pass the cheese, please.(Joey hands her the cheese without looking at her.)Monica: My God, you can’t even look at me! Can you?Joey: Nope.(Phoebe enters.)Chandler: (jumping up) Hey! Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!!Phoebe: No. I’mI’m to depressed to talk.Chandler: I’ll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.Ross: (ing back in with Rachel) Hey, you guys! What do you, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?Chandler, Monica, and Joey: NO!!!Rachel: All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.Ross and Rachel: Come on!Ross: What happened? Joey?Joey: All right. (gets up) Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore we’d never tell!Chandler: (running over and joining Monica) They’ll never understand!Joey: Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! It’s eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. II couldn’t walk.Chandler: (following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monica’s shoulders but for some reason can quite plete the action and pulls back.)Monica: I was in too much pain.Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.Joey: I’d seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ew!! You peed on yourself?!Phoebe and Rachel: Ew!!Monica: You can’t say that!! Youyou don’t know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway II tried, but II couldn’t...bend that way. So... (