【正文】 thatthat was easy. Okay, youyou go.Chandler: Okay.Ross: Okay.Chandler: Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman.Ross: Hmph.Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....Ross: With the bellybutton ring? Oh, muhawa!Chandler: I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 39。Joey: Does it have to be a whole day?Janice: Yes, because that39。m in.Janice: Okay. All right. This is what we39。s]Janice: So, I hear, you hate me!Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.Janice: A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.Joey: And you got a 39。s fine.Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I39。ll try not to.Phoebe: Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky....Monica: Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?Phoebe: All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees....Monica: I39。m sorry, but that39。t talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her.Rachel: Not even with your best friend.Ross: Noo!Rachel: That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. Andand knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.Ross: Hmph. So what you, you tell each other everything?Rachel: Pretty much.Ross: Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times? Rachel: Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol.Ross: I know, but it39。 or 39。t think it would be that big of deal.Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?Ross: Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, e on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.Ross: That39。You stupid idiot!39。t worry, those are the right letters.Joey: Look, what do you want me to say?Chandler: I want you to say that you like her!Joey: I can39。R39。sshe39。 Cool! Aw, is Ross going to?Chandler: No, Janice.Joey: Janice. 39。s Count Rushmore!!Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What39。t you at work?Monica: Oh, theythey sent me home.Rachel: Why?Monica: Because I don39。s bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]Rachel: (she leans over and kisses him on the cheek) Honey, I was wondering....　Ross: Hmm?Rachel: Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?Ross: Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place.Rachel: Hmm.Ross: I think I have an old band uniform from high school.Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?Ross: Yeah.Rachel: Well honey, what about you?Ross: What?Rachel: I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?Ross: No.Rachel: Come on you gotta have one!Ross: Nope.Rachel: Ross, you know what...Ross: What?Rachel: ...if you tell me, I might do it.Ross: Okay, umm. Did you ever see, um, Return Of The Jedi?Rachel: Yeah.Ross: Do you remember the scene with, um, Jabba the Hut? Well Jabba had as, as his prisoner, um, Princess Leia. Rachel: Oooh!Ross: Princess Leia, was wearing this, um, gold bikini thing. It was pretty cool.[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there]Phoebe: Yeah, oh, Princess Leia and the gold bikini, every guy our age loved that.Rachel: Really!Phoebe: Um, um. It39。s first? Huh? Ross?Ross: Well I39。sshe39。t blink or anything.Rachel: Well, you know I39。m just so tired ofof missing 　him. I39。s cereal) Phoebe: Ooh. Oh. It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. (Ross gives her this look, like 39。s some of Richard39。m not yanking you.Joey: This is Janice.Chandler: Yeah, I know. She makes me happy.Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you39。ll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.Joey: Bbye Janice. So when ya39。t you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer. Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I39。s cigar butts out on the terrace, so.Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.[Scene: Chandler and Joey39。 ya that girl totally winked at me.All: Did not, she did not wink at you... (sees that their sacred couch is occupied by strangers) .Chandler: Huh. (They all leave, dejected) Opening Credits[Scene: Rachel and Monica39。m tellin39。s been three nights in a row.Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard39。s a thought. Why 　don39。ll have to stay.Joey: (under his breath) Kiss her! Kiss her!　Janice: I39。 me.Chandler: I39。s, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.Rachel: What?!Monica: It39。t wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross39。, and gets up to dump it down the drain.) Monica: God, what is wrong with me.Ross: You need to get some sleep.Monica: I need to get some Richard.Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.Monica: I know, I know. I39。t he called!Phoebe: Maybe, because you told him not to.Monica: What are you the memory woman?Joey: (entering) Their not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. Their not breaking up. He didn39。s annoying, but you know what she39。m looking for! What can we do? Huh? All r