【正文】 back.All: Okayyy! (They do so.)Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don39。s table closer to the door so that they can.)Paul: Thank you!m really not that hungry...Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.All: Morning. Good morning.Paul: (entering from Monica39。t do.Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn39。s Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]Rachel: Isn39。 I39。s the screamer, Andrea has cats.Joey: Right.t be a hero39。re all sitting around and talking.]Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it39。m glad you smashed her watch! Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.[Scene: Monica39。t been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually. Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...Paul: It39。m hungry or horny.Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?Paul: No, it39。s lots of flavors out there. There39。One woman39。t think that was my point!Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there39。 You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. I39。 And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)[Scene: Ross39。t, it39。s right. [Scene: Monica39。s one way! Me, I I went for the watch.Monica: You actually broke her watch?t spoil all this fun.Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV what did you get?Ross: You guys.Chandler: Oh, God.Joey: You got screwed.Chandler: Oh my God![Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]Monica: Oh my God!Paul: I know, I know, I39。shaped bracket.Joey: Which goes where?Chandler: I have no idea.(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)Joey: Done with the bookcase!Chandler: All finished!Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol39。ve got a bookcase here.Chandler: It39。 Lalalalala (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) Lalalala...ohhh![Scene: Ross39。m just gonna hang out here tonight.re you up to tonight?Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!Ross: Right, you39。t be good.(Monica goes to change.)Joey:t catch your name. Paul, was it?Monica: Okay, ummumm, I39。t know.)(There39。d be fine!Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?Ross: (choked voice) That39。 Buzz him in!Joey: Who39。t do that again, it39。 thing.Joey: (forting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always e to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he39。m all better now.Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y39。s my decision. Well, maybe I don39。s my life. Well maybe I39。m not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I39。. And today I just stopped and I said, 39。re a shoe! You39。mon Daddy, listen to me! It39。m sorry. I just don39。s really not happy about it. Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad?t invited to the wedding.Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn39。Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?39。n39。t there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?Monica: (pointing at Rachel) Decaff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. 　(to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and you remember my brother Ross? Rachel: Hi, sure!Ross: Hi. (They go to hug but Ross39。re hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.)Joey: Strip joint! C39。ll never have grandchildren. was what?t.Ross: No I don39。t! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine!t know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren39。m back in high school, I39。 So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 39。s just some guy I work with!Joey: C39。s nothing to tell! He39。s gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.　[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, so I39。s right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don39。s my mother, which is veryvery weird, because she never calls me![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in 　front of Ross.)Ross: No, no don39。ll be very happy.Monica: No you don39。ll never have grandchildren, I39。re angry. You39。t want to be single, okay? I just... I just I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren39。 A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was lo