【正文】 。. And today I just stopped and I said, 39。What if I don39。t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a a purse, y39。know? Or a or a hat! No, I39。m not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I39。m saying I am a ha It39。s a metaphor, Daddy! Ross: You can see where he39。d have trouble. Rachel: Look Daddy, it39。s my life. Well maybe I39。ll just stay here with Monica. Monica: Well, I guess we39。ve established who39。s staying here with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that39。s my decision. Well, maybe I don39。t need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!! [Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.] Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that39。s it. Just try to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few... Rachel: I39。m all better now. Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped! Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y39。know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 39。hat39。 thing. Joey: (forting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always e to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he39。s away a lot. Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It39。s her wedding day! Joey: What, like there39。s a rule or something? (The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.) Chandler: Please don39。t do that again, it39。s a horrible sound. Paul: (over the inter) It39。s, uh, it39。s Paul. Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in! Joey: Who39。s Paul? Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul? Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 39。not a real date39。 tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy? Ross: He finally asked you out? Monica: Yes! Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel... Rachel: Please, no, go, that39。d be fine! Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay? Ross: (choked voice) That39。d be good... Monica: (horrified) Really? Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It39。s Paul the Wine Guy! Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just plain a lot? (Chandler doesn39。t know.) (There39。s a knock on the door and it39。s Paul.) Monica: Hi, e in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul. All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey! Chandler: I39。m sorry, I didn39。t catch your name. Paul, was it? Monica: Okay, ummumm, I39。ll justI39。ll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah... Ross: A wandering? Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds. Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can39。t be good. (Monica goes to change.) Joey: Hey, Paul! Paul: Yeah? Joey: Here39。s a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red. Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey! Ross: So Rachel, what39。re you, uh... what39。re you up to tonight? Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing! Ross: Right, you39。re not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your (thinks) big lizards... Anyway, if you don39。t feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are ing over to help me put together my new furniture. Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we39。re very excited about it. Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I39。m just gonna hang out here tonight. It39。s been kinda a long day. Ross: Okay, sure. Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help? Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don39。t want to. Commercial Break [Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.] Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. Lalalalala (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) Lalalala...ohhh! [Scene: Ross39。s Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.] Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I39。m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and I cannot feel my legs. (Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.) Joey: I39。m thinking we39。ve got a bookcase here. Chandler: It39。s a beautiful thing. Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What39。s this? Chandler: I would have to say that is an 39。L39。shaped bracket. Joey: Which goes where? Chandler: I have no idea. (Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.) Joey: Done with the bookcase! Chandler: All finished! Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol39。s favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known. Joey: Heyheyheyhey, if you39。re gonna start with that stuff we39。re outta here. Chandler: Yes, please don39。t spoil all this fun. Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV what did you get? Ross: You guys. Chandler: Oh, God. Joey: You got screwed. Chandler: Oh my God! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.] Monica: Oh my God! Paul: I know, I know, I39。m such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get? Monica: My brother39。s going through that right now, he39。s such a mess. How did you get through it? Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her Monica: leg? Paul: (laughing) That39。s one way! Me, I I went for the watch. Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded by boyfriend39。s favorite bath towel. Pa