【正文】 nica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?Monica: I don’t know! I don’t—maybe you’re feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought you’d get married first! Maybe you can’t stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!Rachel: Oh wow. That—y’know what? That is so unfair. Y’know what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let’s go have sex!(Ross tries to dismiss it by making that sound, but decides to go for it and follows Rachel.)Monica: (yelling after them) I can’t believe you’re gonna have sex on my engagement night!!Chandler: Well, somebody should. (Monica glares at him.)[Cut to Rachel’s bedroom.]Ross: Look uh, if we’re gonna do this…Rachel: We’re not gonna do this, all right? She’s just gonna think that we’re doin’ it.Ross: Oh, I see, so everybody wins. (There’s a knock on the door.)Rachel: Who is it?Monica: (outside the door) It’s Monica, open up!Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)Ross: Oww!Rachel: Yeah, you like that baby? (Monica bursts in followed by Chandler.) May we help you?Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!Monica: I know why!Rachel: No you don’t know why!Monica: Okay! Why?!Rachel: Because! Because I was sad.Monica: What do you mean?Rachel: Look, I am so…so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that I’m not. I’m not even close. And I don’t know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that that’s dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!(Ross looks at Chandler.)Chandler: (To Ross) I don’t care, she slept with me.Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, I’m so sorry I ruined your night.Monica: (starting to cry) I’m sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)Ross: (deadpan) Well, I’m going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.Chandler: Thanks.Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.Rachel: Yeah.Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person who’s going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.) Ending Credits[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe39。s, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door.]Phoebe: (singing)We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed.That’s right, I’m here all night, and Chandler will never get l…Chandler: (interrupting her just in time) Hey! Here’s a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.Phoebe: Oh thank you.Chandler: Okay. (Goes back to bed.)Phoebe: Now… (Starts singing again) Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer—(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)—Oh—oh! All right, I’ll pound on him in the morning.End702 The One With Rachel’s Book[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe39。s, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]Joey: Hey!Ross: Hi!Joey: Who wants French toast?Ross: Oh, I’ll have some!Joey: Good, me too. (Tosses him the loaf.) Eggs and milk are in the fridge. Thanks.Monica: (entering from her room) Oww!Chandler: What’s the matter honey?Monica: I don’t know, my hand feels weird. I guess it’s because, I’m engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?Phoebe: It starts?Rachel: Yeah, so let’s get started on the wedding plans!Monica: Okay! (Runs off.)Chandler: (incredulous) Already?!Rachel: Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music…Chandler: Oh, I got some thoughts on that.Rachel: Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks…Ross: Take from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to say the right name.Monica: (returning) Okay! (Sets down a huge 3 3ring binder on the table.)Chandler: What in God’s name is that?!Ross: Oh my God, the wedding book?! I haven’t seen that since the forth grade!Monica: This baby has got everything. Take y’know, locations for instance. (She opens up the binder to the locations chapter.) First, organized alphabetically, then geographically, then by square footage. Phoebe: That is so smart! (To Chandler, under her breath) Break it off. Break it off now.Opening Credits[Scene: A Classroom, Ross is giving a lecture.]Ross: And that should conclusively prove that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first! Now let’s take a look at… (Phoebe rushes in.)Phoebe: Hey! Ross!Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Whwhwhat are you doing here?Phoebe: I need to talk to you, it’s pretty urgent. It’s about Monica and Chandler.Ross: Oh my God! Of course, of course. (To the class.) Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? Umm, do you know each other’s hometowns? Why don’t you… (Motions that they should learn everyone’s hometown.) (To Phoebe) Whwhat’s going on?Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, y’know? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?Ross: Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But whwhat’s wrong with Monica and Chandler?Phoebe: Nothing—Why?!Ross: Phoebe, you said it was urgent!Phoebe: Oh yeah it is! I’m going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.Ross: Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?Phoebe: (to the students) Oh, I’m sorry. I’m so rude. Does anyone want to e to the movies?[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe39。s, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]Mon