【正文】 he custom of people from the right to memorate Qu Yuan M , Qu Yuan was also classified as the world “four celebrity culture,” one by the World Peace Council and the people of the world the solemn memorationQuYuan walked towards a bank of MiLo laying his long hair down to the full face was pale like a fisherman saw him and asked:“aren39。t that ,the people in the whole world are turbidy like popllutedQu Yuan, a Chinese literary history of the greatest and most distinguished Romantic poet, called him after the work is “Songs of the South.” Masterpiece is the “Lament”, which is the longest of Qu Yuan a lyric poem, a total of three hundred seventythree, two thousand seven hundred and seventy seven words of the poem describes the poet to practice their own political views are being attack and persecution, must express their inner pain, faithful to the people and the feelings of the Yuan in the long journey of exile, the spirit and life suffered devastation and suffering is day he is Singing River, encountered a fishing hermit, hermit to see him looking haggard haggard, advised him “Do not rigidly stick to”, “easygoing number”, and the bigwigs were in said: “I would rather go to Xiang River flows buried in the belly of the fish。s , Dragon Boat Festival every day, people are still in the river in the dragon boat racing, the dumplings, multicolored silk tie to memorate the great poet Qu Yuan, see the works of the poet and the spirit is eternal it!該文章轉(zhuǎn)載自無憂考網(wǎng)：, Jin Chu court soon to be appreciated, has left office only,三閭doctor, but the political reform that has not been able to achieve the final grade has been cut subsequently informed that all Ying QIN Bing Chu break, like a bolt from the blue, very sad, we came to the riverside Perot, picked up a stone, jump for Jiang himself.“Qu Yuan39。（拉住英父）英父： 怒氣轉(zhuǎn)身No matter what you Say, it is child39。（激動，舉手）父:en?馬：It is because the eyearein front of the ear,hahaFu：fuck you，It is because light travels faster than sound（用扇子打他的頭）英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing?（轉(zhuǎn)向英母）You ask me to Take yingtaito marry him how I can trust him ?英母：I have no ：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and ：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….（逐漸反應(yīng)過味來）3 million？3 million??！Why didn39。父：（轉(zhuǎn)身，討好）OKOKYou give me 3 million dollarand yingtai belongs to you馬：Hey, money is really a good stuff第三場景：馬文才逼迫 祝英臺越洋提分手 梁山伯聞此心傷悲梁與祝通過手機聊天梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much, miss you every minute every my you listening to me?祝:(高興的說)Yeah.（馬文才怒視之，祝被迫改變語氣）Liang ’m calling to tell you that I loved I think you’d better find a better : What? Pardon?祝: Because I’ll get had taken me to marry Ma WencaiHe is so handsome, just like rich, even richer he is good at 葵花寶典。t be sad, don39。梁：（流著淚喊著英臺的名字，后來擦干眼淚說）：英臺，do not leave can not be true, I will learn English and I must go to America.(梁拿出書，苦讀)旁白：From the beam Shangbo finally understand the importance of English, reading English every day梁：（搖頭苦讀）I have a though I face the difficulties of today and tomorrow,It is a dream deeply rooted in the American have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its have a dream that one day I will go toAmerica and find is a dream that deeply rooted in my my heart.(深情的說)英臺，英臺，I know it is not true, I know you still love ：After hard study, 梁 making great progress in English, so he decided to go to the United States of America馬和英臺一起唱兩個小蜜蜂（這時梁上）（這個可改成有意思的英文兒童舞蹈，我聽說《head shoulder》很有意思）梁：馬文才~馬：梁山伯~（倆人繞圈走，挽袖子）（周欣馳電影（拿出劍），打斗梁輸，被打倒在地。t given to me英父追著馬下場。祝英臺：（唱）親愛的，你跟我飛，穿過叢林去看小溪水。梁祝：（合唱）我和你纏纏綿綿翩翩飛，飛越這紅塵永相隨，追逐你一生，愛你無情悔，不辜負我的柔情你的美，我和你纏纏綿綿翩翩飛，飛越這紅塵永相隨，等到秋風起秋葉落成堆能陪你一起枯萎也無悔。大家看看這個劇本先，如果覺得還可以就選這個并看好自己要哪個角色，周四給我答復(fù)，如果覺得這個劇本不行的話就說一下，我們再找，不過要盡快哦??！這個劇本里的主要角色有：荊軻，太子丹，啊三，嬴政，荊柯夫人，觀眾甲（負責一句臺詞和所有畫外音）旁白： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the ，有一個瘋狂的國家，在這個瘋狂的國家里有很多瘋狂的人，試圖通過瘋狂的方法展示瘋狂的歷史。但最后失敗了。Action1 第一幕太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the am so what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 鏡子，鏡子，告訴我，誰是世界上最完美的男人？（畫外音：是你，太子丹）謝謝你鏡子！（面對觀眾）我是太子丹，神奇的鏡子說我是世界上最具吸引力的男人，但嬴政是個愛嫉妒的家伙，我覺得如果鏡子告訴了他真相，他會殺了我。我有一個好主意。太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensivemodity in this century? Talent!二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！(拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea But who is the right candidate?好主意，但誰才是好的人選呢？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr they will PK for the NO1 killer of the ，一個是李莫愁小姐，另一個是荊軻先生。太子丹：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?嗯，盡可能快的告訴我誰是勝利者OK?阿三：Action II第二幕（《十面埋伏》中劉德華amp。t need any reason to win a 39。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is ：“生活就像一盒巧克力，莫愁，你永遠不知道你將拿到哪一顆”我明白了，媽媽是對的。你夫人好嗎？太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!嘿朋友，我是開玩笑的太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?我也是來玩笑的（畢恭畢敬）能給我你的名片嗎?荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：To be or not to be, that39。荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!我不得不說她是個非常性感，非常漂亮的女孩，但TCM是我唯一的愛阿三：What? What’s the TCM?什么？什么是TCM？荊柯。女士們，先生們，這是中國聯(lián)合利華的一個品牌新產(chǎn)品“立頓纖體茶”荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my ？我已經(jīng)夢想了上百次了，我的夫人總是威脅我說肉過我不能減肥成功的話她就會離開我阿三：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak it!（荊軻伸手拿著。（荊軻