【正文】 the image of the poet Qu Yuan, but still remain in people39。t you the Prime Minister ”san lv“?Why do you e your condition is so bad?”Qu said:“The people in the whole world are turbidy like polluted I am so , They are drunk ,but I am of this reason ,I got expulsion as the punishment given by the fisherman said:”If someone is a great man ,he will stand by the whole world people supporting their it isn39。正劇也有，不過沒整理，因?yàn)橛X得正劇可能演出來效果不好，所以只整理了搞笑的，如果想演正劇的話，和我說下，我再找找。第二個(gè)我覺得比較難演出效果來，至于第三個(gè)，不知道你們看沒看過《陸小鳳傳奇》，這個(gè)劇本里的陸小鳳錯(cuò)了，他應(yīng)該是個(gè)男的，所以劇本要改改。ll neve let go.(X死)H:be alive!yeah , be alive!be alive without a hendance!life can be chance like time can go to is beatiful snow but in sping , so life can e from the beginning!（H自刎。why ? why do you help him!who acturally are you ?H: my real name Is Lu Xiaofengthe wife of ’m a :!youyouYou are Lu Xiaofeng ? X’wife ?Y: I have already recognized tricker!do you know, you are the first person who cheated me!because of you ,I decide never believe anyone else ,including have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today!(輕聲說)Ｘwill die ,go and see him ,：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning!K:what amoving story!I was impressed!Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!H: life Is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume!(H忽然將一把匕首插進(jìn)Y的心臟，《再見，警察》起)Y痛苦狀:don’t leave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me!realize that I’m me,I intend to be back ,help me ,I key you ,beg youhelp ’ll never do that again!(Y死，音樂停)（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂起）H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home :go home!?H:Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love!X:do you want me live a lifein such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will be alive for !you know, I have no time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now ,and never let go of that : I :Never let :I will never let go ，39。39。39。39。39。39。第一幕：決戰(zhàn)紫荊城之顛旁白：A quiet villageis covered with white sare dancing in the man is walking along the street ,step by is ing in mysterious man ．X：oH , I am sorry to knock you!Y:Haha, Never mind :Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name!no matter what ’m the most famousYe are you?X:Iam ximen :Ar, ximen chui xue?X:Yes,what is wrong?Y:I heard that you are the besting MartialArts?X:Great, you know me!Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!X:No, I must kill you!Y:I don39。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的綁架案，不錯(cuò)的劇本。ll never let go.（荊軻的發(fā)音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號(hào)》的臺(tái)詞。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發(fā)覺不對(duì)，扭過頭來。停頓。然后荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最后太子丹擺一個(gè)女性化的造型，向后彎腰并抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調(diào)戲狀。s a ：Hero，we need your ：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of ：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荊柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上場(chǎng)的美女，激動(dòng)狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the you say ., she is （流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荊柯。t we? Do we?（贏一個(gè)人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you39?！?李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。第一篇：英語劇本[范文模版]荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語話劇劇本演員：荊軻太子丹隨從阿三李莫愁荊軻妻子 旁白(Aside)/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I 太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對(duì)觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the am so what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I am ：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive modity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀(jì)最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr they will PK for the NO1 killer of the ：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三： II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華amp。金成武決斗時(shí)的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 ’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ Are you challenging me? 荊軻Off course!聳聳肩表示同意 李莫愁 Come on!音樂起 兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。t need any reason to win a 39。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹暈倒 荊柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please? 荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著： To be or not to be, that39。Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the ：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 觀眾甲：TCMTraditional Chinese ：I must show you the trump and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming is a brand new product of Unilever （激動(dòng)）：Slimming tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my ：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……（《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做