【正文】 8:00 remember don’t call the you will find your daughter in the : you then!At Tunghai gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are this time, the mother is : Ha!(Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the gangster: Oh,!My fish!Who’s there?Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s is my daughter? Release my : Hi!Mom, I’m you want to e here to eat fish? Big gangster: Where is the ransom? Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle : Justice is always the : Oh~ Yeah!Mom, you win!Celine: Ha!I got it!I got it!A new…… : I am at Tunghai , there was a violent watermelon knife to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her the mother , let’s interview the persons : Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society? Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I are very sorry and about you?(Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business.(Run to the wall.)Leave me : Me!Me!Celine: What do you want to say? Eliza: Uh…My mom is so came to save me!Mom: My : do you want to say after winning the fight? Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the : the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and : they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…Mom: But… ’m want to go home with my : Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being , stay clam and be skeptical about caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good little doubt can protect , verify the the organization to make sure the story is , report it to the don’t deal with the villains on your phone call will often expose a trap , to tell the truth, the mother is really very is my want to keep her is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for 《西門吹雪與葉孤城》 搞笑5人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》演員表：西門吹雪葉孤城花滿樓king 陸小鳳旁白道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。39。t want to be are a eightyyearold mothe and a threeyear old son to be lookedafter by me!X:No way!Because we are fighting now!you know?Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don39。39。39。t forceme!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X搶過牛奶:milk, very good!Ilike drinking do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,haY:Do you still want to kill me?X:Sure, must!Milk is (惱怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson!If Idon39。tbeat your this time, you’ll never be have properly!3210!X捂著肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……X可憐狀: help!help!Where is the washroom?Y:What ?X:Toliet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you seea corssingroad!X:Thanks,:This is genui rne snow!H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y:Who are you?H:Huamanlou!Hav eyou seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha……H驚訝:Now you are the best in the world!Y:You are right!H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!Do you want to join in us?Y:Yes,It’s very :Ok, followme, Let’s go to see my king!Y:Ok,Let’s go!第二幕：無(wú)間道H:My dearest!let me introduce ye gucheng to you!（指Y）this is ye :sit down plese, ，《婚禮進(jìn)行曲》起，H神甫狀:Ye gucheng!Do you want to follow my kingn omatter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids?Y: Yes,: Hua manlou, the ring on his finger!（音樂停）X唱著上:Only you……(看到戒子)this ring should be mine!K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?Y急切: king!dearking!Imust go now,my brother is looking for me!huoxi(維語(yǔ)再見)K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?Y:How clever……X冷酷:ye gucheng!Come here!I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother!Forgive me!X:Forgiveme? Why?Y: Once there was a change before me,I lost the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is a thousand years!X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!Y:I like going lady’s ……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X: milk?haha, ayixidailu!(我愛你的意思)K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?X:You are stupid!It means“I love you”.K:Don’t say that“you love me”.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!X:What?(側(cè)耳裝著聽不到)Youkillme?e, e…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Fuck must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha……Y:Let me have a try!3210(X捂著肚子，蹲下)K: thank you very much, you save , I’ll give you the ticket for American tolet youhave a :That’s there is one more you give me a MM ?I want to go American with :of are the one who has the similar taste with me!Hahaha……Y:HahahaH:Where’s somewhere?K:What?Y:Do you want to go lady’s“WC”?X:Yes,I……I…… ：X,no, no，you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”.That is not the place where you can go into!because you are X!you are the best man of Chinese kongfu!X: what if I’m the best in the word?!why I try my best to live but I’m still so miserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ?!K: you are will not be clever until the day he that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way!go into the Lady’s WC , then die , fortablly!go ahead!H: you , stupid , bad behavior!go away!K。39。）這是我找來的3個(gè)劇本，第一個(gè)我們演過，效果還不錯(cuò)，因?yàn)榕_(tái)詞比較搞笑。看你們選哪個(gè)，如果覺得第三個(gè)的情節(jié)不錯(cuò)很適合的話，改改也行。第二篇：英語(yǔ)劇本Qu Yuan(about before 304Songs of the South, breaking the “Book of Songs” manifestations, greatly enriching the performance of poetry, the Poetry of Ancient China opened up a new will therefore “Songs of the South” and “The Book of Songs” and called “Wind, showmanship.” “Wind, show” Poetry is the history of realism and romanticism two fine traditions , a representative of Qu Yuan Chu also affects the formation of Han the history of China, Qu Yuan is a most people admire and love to “Qi added harmonic mind” and “Geography of the Sui Dynasty” set, Qu Yuan May 5 for the Lunar Jiang Folk Festival May 5 packet Ancients, dragonboat race on t