【正文】 if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him : Yes, you’re ’s go to ask him. LAZY: Daddy? BOSSY:………LAZY: You look so handsome today… LAZY: …and very I think if you let us go to the ’ll be the best father in the : Really? ahead.DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay : just want to go with them and then do my : Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is : But I want her to go with me!You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself!CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange!You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid!LAZY: Shut up!You don’t understand at is, she is my GF!CRAZY: What!I…BOSSY: You are only ten!How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude —— That is because her family is a rich one——DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the : And I’ve already fed had been is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go :……Peacock flies to there is a wander once five : You cannot do that Dad!You cannot… CRAZY: Shut up!BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil!LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with ’t be ’s go together.DAISY: Oh dear, what shall we do then? BOSSY: Whiskey!Give me whiskey!龜兔賽跑（Hare and tortoise）劇中角色(共五人)：bird，monkey, mother hare, hare, tortoise，Bird: Friends, friends, e here and have a look.(伙伴們，伙伴們，快來看啊!)The hare and the tortoise will have a match again.(小兔和烏龜又要比賽了。)Mother hare order them to have a match again this year.(兔媽媽命令他們今年再比一次。)Together:(Music)...!Monkey : Everybody, the match begins.(各就各位，比賽開始了。)Hare: Mom, oh, I can’t drink it all.(媽媽，哦，我喝不下了。)My little dear!Drink it quickly!(親愛的!快點喝了它!)Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin.(兔媽媽，比賽要開始了。)Monkey: Please ready, go!(預備，跑!)Birds: Come on, e on!(加油，加油!)Tortoise will be the winner.(烏龜贏!)Tortoise will be the winner(烏龜贏!)Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes!The grass is very soft.(我認識這棵樹，是的，草軟軟的。)This time I won’t sleep.(這次我不會再睡了。)Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right.(小兔，我告訴你，向右。)Then I will lose the match.(那我就要輸了這場比賽。)Come back, e back.(回來，回來。)Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there?(哦，天啊，為什么?她為什么會去那兒?)Didn’t you tell her it’s a wrong way?(你沒告訴她那條路是錯的嗎?)Tortoise: I told her, but she didn’t believe me.(我說了，但是她不相信我。我不能相信你。)My daughter’s got a wrong way, she can’t win the run please!(我女兒跑錯路了，她不能得冠軍了，你跑吧!)Tortoise: Mother hare, she’s got the wrong way, it’s unfair to her, I must find her.(兔媽媽，她跑錯路了，這樣對她不公平，所以我必須找到她?？?)Tortoise: Mother hare, it’s not important to win or lose the match.(兔媽媽，誰是冠軍不重要。)Hare, hare, e back.(小兔，小兔，回來。)Three Little Pigs 三只小豬 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 講故事者：三只小豬和他們的媽媽 their and Dong住在一起。龍龍是 LongLong is the youngest 最小的，她整天幫著媽媽 works all helps her mother 做家務。Goodbye, little a ，孩子們。Be careful of the 。再見?？矗恍∝i可 for 。DongDong: I’m building a house with ：我在用樹枝蓋房子。樹枝也不 And sticks aren’t 。但它很容易。Brother pigs: Bricks!That’s very ：用磚頭蓋，那太難了?！?Brother pigs: Oh, we’re ’s have 豬哥哥：噢，我們蓋好了。Sister pig: My house is house 豬妹妹：我的房子蓋好了，我的房 is ?？熳唛_。樹枝和樹葉 aren’t 。丁丁和東 DingDing and DongDong run 東跑到龍龍家。Brother pigs: Open the door, wolf 豬哥哥：妹妹，快開門。LongLong: Come in, ’t ：快進來。Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他們跑哪兒了？噢，他們 在這兒。Three pigs: bad ：不開，不開。你這只惡狼。Storyteller: The wolf blows and 講故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。is very : I’ll hit ：我要撞倒它。Brother pigs: ：好的。Three pigs: Hooray!The wolf is 三只小豬：好?。±撬懒?，狼死了。They work and play ，一起玩。在他的眼里，他覺得，今天又是一個休閑的日子，只要坐在辦公室，有空出去外面巡查一下環(huán)境，就可以回家看電視去了。他喝完咖啡，慢悠悠地走出值班室，挺著一個大肚子，威武地巡視著地鐵站內的人群。站長這個時候伸伸懶腰，正準備回值班室大睡一覺的時候，突然不知道哪里出來的一個人把他撞倒了。站長就開始罵了：“你沒長眼睛嗎？這樣也能撞上我！”然后那個人就回答說：“我是一個盲人，我都看不到要在哪里候車了。不過既然你遇上了我，我就幫你帶路吧?！庇谑?，站長讓盲人一手牽著他，一手摸著扶手，慢慢地下樓梯到乘車站臺。這時候站長發(fā)火了，起來就說一句：“特么的是誰！”這一次沒有人回答他。站長于是就怕了，馬上松開牽著盲人的手，盲人覺察到不對勁，就問：“發(fā)生什么事了”站長結結巴巴地回答：“地…地上…躺…躺著…一個人啊?。　泵と孙@然要比站長冷靜：“快去看一下他是否還活著”于是站長彎下腰，問一句：“先生請問你還清醒嗎？”沒有回應。站長這時候怕了，他用手擦了一下額頭的汗，然后又顫抖地把手伸向躺著的人鼻子，誰知道這時候傳來呼呼的鼻鼾聲。于是站長讓醉酒的人繼續(xù)躺著，扶了盲人上車之后，然后就來看了一下醉酒的人，結果發(fā)現(xiàn)還沒醒。此時的站長已經(jīng)氣喘吁吁地，累個半死之下于是什么都不管了，躺在地上呼呼地睡著了…第三篇：英語話劇劇本《狼來了》先放幾段關于碰瓷、小孩扶老大娘等等新聞！解說：（這是一個最好的時代，這是一個最壞的時代，這是一個講信用的時代，又是一個欺騙的時代；這是一個光明的時代，又是一個黑暗的時代。It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way。解說：（《愛的奉獻》歌聲起）這個世界上還是好人多呀！有愛的世界是溫暖的，只要人人都獻出一點愛，這個世界就會變成美麗的人間。群眾2：我也可以證明你們的清白，咱們還是打110吧！讓警察來處理這件事吧！老大爺2：我好痛呀！你們怎么可以這樣對待以為老人呢！我是受害者呀！情侶男：（拿起手機撥打110）喂，你好，我這里是東北大學逸夫教學樓302，這發(fā)生了一起交通訛詐事故，我們請求幫助?。ň哑穑┚欤赫垎枺l(fā)生什么事了？(Excuse me, what happened)?老大爺2：（突然爬起來，走了幾步，又瘸起腿來，又坐回去了）警察同志，我被這兩位情侶撞到了，我的腿被撞折了，我好痛呀！警察1：（對著情侶）是這樣的情況嗎？請你們敘述一下剛才發(fā)生的事。情侶女：是呀，我們根本沒有碰到他，你可以問問這些群眾呀，他們是目擊者。群眾2：是呀，是那位老大爺自己摔倒的，和那對情侶沒關系，我可以作證。（對著老大爺）老大爺，你感覺還好嗎？所有的人都說你是自己摔倒的，你還有什么要說的嗎？老大爺：你怎么把他們放走了，我無話可說，就是他們把我撞倒的，就是他們把我撞倒的！為什么為什么？？（捂著腿做痛苦狀）好痛呀，好痛呀！警察2：老大爺，你還好吧，我先送你去醫(yī)院吧！(Old man, are you alright, I39。第三幕解說：自從那次老大爺2被警察戳穿后，他依然在行騙，這次他還在路上尋找著目標等待碰瓷，不過這次他的身體確實出現(xiàn)了問題，他的心臟病突然發(fā)作了。群眾2：是呀，我們還是走吧！情侶女：老公，咱們快走吧，一會就要上課了！快點！