【正文】 g amp。 Queen: Oh no!My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!(King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.)King: She’s still just fell asleep.(Queen hugs the Princess.)Queen: Thank you!Oh, thank God!My dear baby finally fell :(To the prince.)Oh!Thank you!We are very lucky to meet : I can’t believe it!My disgusting feet have magic power！Queen: Oh!Don’t say that!They are not disgusting at !You are going to marry my dear : Yes!This is a happy : Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky then, she would sleep very the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.第四篇：搞笑英語話劇劇本搞笑英語話劇劇本《 荊珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside)/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英語話劇劇本《 荊珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside)/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the am so what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I am ：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive modity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀(jì)最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr they will PK for the NO1 killer of the ：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三： II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華amp。” 李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。t we? Do we?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you39。s a ：Hero，we need your ：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of ：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荊柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the you say ., she is （流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荊柯。停頓。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發(fā)覺不對，扭過頭來。ll never let go.（荊軻的發(fā)音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的臺詞。第一幕：決戰(zhàn)鄉(xiāng)村陌路旁白：A quiet village is covered with white are dancing in the man is walking along the street, step by is ing in mysterious man ：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire!I’m 打醬油的！Y與X相遇．X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you!Y: Haha, Never mind : Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name!No matter what ’m the most famous——YeGucheng（登登登登！?。?Who are you?X: I’m (驚訝): Ar, ximenchuixue?X: Yes, what is wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?X: Great, you know me!Y(抱腿)：Please, please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!X: No, I must kill you!Y: I don’t want to be me go!X: No way!You know?Y(突然站起冷冷的說)：Don’t force me!X: Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X(搶過牛奶):Milk, very good!I like drinking : Please drink it!X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, hahaY: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure, must!Milk is (惱怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!?X: I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time, I’ll never be having properly!3210X(捂著肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……X(可憐狀): Help!Help!Where is the washroom?Y: What?X: Toliet?Y: What?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!X: Thanks, (掏出紙屑吹):This is genuine snow!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: Hua—man—lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now, ha……H(驚訝):Now you are the best in the world!Y: You are right!H: Teriffic!You are the one I’m looking for!Do you want to join in me? Y: Yes, It’s very : Ok, follow m