【正文】 let’s go!Y: Ok, Let’s go!(To be continued…)。）妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠(yuǎn)去妻子：It’s a good day to e ?? Never?? 妻子(掏出手機(jī)撥號(hào)，阿三接手機(jī))： Thank you very soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your ：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.第五篇：搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本(修改版)搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》搞笑5人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》演員表：西門吹雪葉孤城花滿樓打更的太監(jiān)旁白道具：牛奶兩袋，紙屑若干。）荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love ：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）荊珂(流淚)：I love you spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都會(huì)愛(ài)著你，選自《飄》)妻子： a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for （欲走還留，執(zhí)子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號(hào)沉船時(shí)，Jack對(duì)Rose的傾訴）.妻子:“I promise.” 荊軻:“Never let go.“妻子:”I will never let go, 39?！短┨鼓峥颂?hào)》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經(jīng)典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個(gè)美女——此時(shí)一個(gè)中國(guó)古典美女經(jīng)過(guò)，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the ：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 觀眾甲：TCMTraditional Chinese ：I must show you the trump and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming is a brand new product of Unilever （激動(dòng)）：Slimming減食療法 tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my ：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎??荊柯(誠(chéng)懇狀)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for （撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大話西游》主題曲響起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,：Hero, we have already reached Yishui ：Just stop here, , my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please? 荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著： To be or not to be, that39。t need any reason to win a 39。金成武決斗時(shí)的音樂(lè)）荊軻Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 ’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ Are you challenging me? 荊軻Off course!聳聳肩表示同意 莫愁 Come on!音樂(lè)起 兩人沖上前來(lái)“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。 Queen: Yes!It’s our : Thank you!(Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.)Sorry!My dear princess!Princess: Oh!Your feet smell so can’t breathe and I want to amp。最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。國(guó)王和王后陛下非常擔(dān)心自己的女兒。有一位公主，她總是失眠。她發(fā)現(xiàn)，人人都有雙香腳。所以，她想找一個(gè)人換掉她的雙腳。why ? why do you help him!who actually are you ? M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with :!you—you—You are X’lover? Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me!I hate you.(輕聲說(shuō))let me tell you,Ｘwill ：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning!K:what a moving story!I was impressed!Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume!(M忽然將一把匕首插進(jìn)Y的心臟，《再見(jiàn)，警察》起)Y痛苦狀:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音樂(lè)停)（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂(lè)起）M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home :go home!? M:Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our : promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let I will never let go（X死）, M: be alive!yeah , be alive!be alive without ahendance!第二篇：英語(yǔ)搞笑話劇劇本二人用版本Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the has a lot of money how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is ing!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell ’m the famous candy salesman at the school candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know foolish students always e ’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the , water, sugar, flour.(邊說(shuō)邊做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……