【正文】 hought I39。 Jim! When you worked here, the place had class.SpongeBob: Yeah. When this place had class... (We see a flashback of Mr. Krabs the same old outfit, except he has a blue sweater like his current blue shirt and a medallion that has a $ on it. He also has sideburns, and is dancing in a Krusty Krab that looks like the same from the outside, but looks like a ballroom from the inside with white floors and pink wallpaper. Squidward es out from the boat in front of the ordering window, which is brown and has a painted wooden mermaid on the front. He lifts off his Krusty Krab hat to reveal long, blonde hair that goes all the way to his thighs. He walks over to Krabs, who points to the kitchen door. Out es Jim, holding a Jim Patty, with his named signed on the side in ketchup. The only difference with Jim is that he has curly brown hair and a zit beneath his lip. When Krabs and Squidward see the Jim patty, the clutch each other in amazement, then take baskets and skip around Jim, sprinkling flower petals on him as he holds up the Jim Patty. End flashback, and the whole Krusty Krew is laughing, including SpongeBob. They stop and stare at him until he stops also.) Well, we39。s new. Employee of the Month, huh?SpongeBob: That39。t worry, Jim. No one could ever replace you. The original is still underneath.(He punches the wall and all of SpongeBob39。t sign what I didn39。t you step behind the fryer for old time39。re on, Krabs! But I39。t find employees like that anymore.SpongeBob: Yeah. Not unless you look RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!Mr. Krabs: (Gasps) You39。s about that patty?Jim: Everyone, watch and learn!(Everyone gathers at the kitchen doorway as Jim enters, but the door closes and Jim39。s a thing of beauty!SpongeBob: What39。s OK. (His eyes widen and he is transported to a mystical world, full of stars and patties. He rides on one, but it disappears, and he falls. But suddenly he bees one and slides on a rainbow down into SpongeBob39。re the guy... who sweeps up, right?SpongeBob: I39。t step on the food?SpongeBob: Please critique my work! I wish to learn at the feet of the master!Jim: Now that39。ll do it! (Later, we see SpongeBob and Jim in the kitchen, training. SpongeBob hands a pleted patty to Jim, and Jim weighs it. SpongeBob is very excited, until he follows Jim into the bathroom and watches him flush the patty down the toilet.) The pickle slices were too thick.(SpongeBob grills another one, and flips it into the air, and struggles to somehow make it levitate until Jim says to stop.)Jim: Hold it... Hold it... Hold it... And... stop.(Later, as SpongeBob is finished crafting the Krabby Patty, Jim steps on it and lifts his foot, covered in mustard.)Jim: Now, too much mustard, see?(SpongeBob takes his finger and licks some off. Cut to SpongeBob making more patties, Jim taste testing them, and then flushing them. Eventually, the toilet gets so full, that it backs up. SpongeBob runs out of the stall, crying. A fish approaching the stall sees this.)Fish 1: Oh, man!SpongeBob: Am I a fraud?(He cries, and Squidward knocks on the door.)Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in there?SpongeBob: Crying my eyes out.Squidward: Well, hurry up. I gotta cry, too.SpongeBob: Why, Squidward?Squidward: Because when Jim leaves, I39。t worry, Squidward. Jim won39。s taking my job. I39。s leaving!(SpongeBob bursts into tears.)Squidward: Really? (Mexican Fiesta music starts to play.) Yes! Ha, chacha! Ha, chacha! Ha, chacha! Whoohoohoo! Hee, hee, Ha! Ha!(SpongeBob walks into the bathroom and sits on a pile of waterlogged patties.)SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab deserves better than my meager skills. I should be professional. I must... resign. (He clicks his spatula like a pen, and starts writing on a roll of toilet paper.) Dear Mr. Krabs,...(Later, he walks out of the bathroom to see a crowd towards the front of the Krusty Krab.)Mr. Krabs: Three cheers for the world39。s resignation? Oh, this is terrible! No one39。m not making money!(Jim walks in.)Jim: Hey, Eugene, where39。re taking his job, so he39。t worry, Mr. Krabs. I was just leaving. I39。m not taking your job.SpongeBob: But you39。s a reason I left the Krusty Krab. It all started on a warm summer evening. Business was slow, so Squidward and I were having one of our famous bull sessions. (Flash back to Jim and Squidward, both with hair, talking at the Krusty Krab.) We should open our own restaurant and stop lining Old Man K39。m just doing this until my clarinet career takes off.Jim: What if it never does? Don39。m not buying a wig yet.(His hair disintegrates and falls out of his head instantly.)Jim: Well, while you go wig shopping, I39。s office.) Hey, Mr. Krabs, you gotta second?Mr. Krabs: Anything for you, Jimmy, me boy. Cop a squat and lay your wreck and tell me what39。ve been bustin39。m going to agitate the gravel.Mr. Krabs: What now?Jim: You know, lay a patch.Mr. Krabs: 39。m quitting.Mr. Krabs: A raise? That39。t real.(Mr. Krabs rips them off.)Jim: I need more money in my paycheck at the end of every week, capiche?(Mr. Krabs starts laughing uncontrollably. When he doesn39。s plaints about his hair. End flashback, and we are back to the modern day Krusty Krab, where Krabs is still laughing.)Mr. Krabs: Aye, it39。ve got one quality Jim will never have: you39。ll stay?SpongeBob: Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs.Jim: Well, Eugene, looks like you39。s a good fry cook, but he39。re gonna need it.SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab isn39。s a dump, alright. But she39。s only a story, right, Gary? (Gary is literally stiff with fear. He quakes and falls on his side. SpongeBob picks him up and puts him into bed next to him.) Why don39。s just a chair! I guess I39。s a shriveled green claw knocking.) Whoa! Another monster! (He turns on his light to reveal it39。s just a coral branch. Nothing to be scar