【正文】 f a sandwich? Where did you get a....Okay. Steve, I can39。m good. I39。m okay. I got it. Byebye. I39。s okay. Okay, so I39。s get you a cab home. There39。m in. I39。m gonna ask them about the big party. Hold on there, Pearl Harbor. Not interested. Why? We always have fun when we go. Me running through Times Square in heels, trying to find a cute sailor to kiss? That ship has sailed. Pun intended. We have to show them a good time. It39。t a holiday. It should be. Sort of the antidote to Valentine39。m fine. I just got to switch. Ladies, seamen, 1 2:00. I pray, when I turn around, there are sailors. Because with her, you never know. Wow! We have just spotted our first sailors. Fleet Week has begun. Fleet Week is that one week a year when the . naval ships dock...and our fair city is made even fairer...with cute, sweet American sailors Looking for fun. I39。39。39。39。39。39。39。s too late for that now. You said it. It39。m back to great lovers. You? I refuse to define love...in those limited terms. I had to. Come on, Carrie. Aidan and Big. One, two. And according to you, I39。s a friend, not a core shaker. I39。s rare. Way to take the edge off a club sandwich. So far, I39。 what does it mean? It means a love that changes you, that shakes you to your core...after which you39。great love,39。t work out. But you have got to emotionally cut him out of your life and move on. And the sooner the better. Everyone knows you only get two great loves in your life. Everyone who? Where did you get that? I read it in a magazine. What magazine? Convenient Theories For You Monthly? What does that mean? Last year, when you were married...you believed a woman only got one great love. And that phrase 39。m not participating. This has got to stop. Yes, it39。m in love. Do not check your messages again. I39。re dating the city? For about 18 years. It39。re never alone in New York. It39。m looking at you right now? What? You don39。39。39。 in our 50s? I39。date night39。s sushi. Fish and chips would have been such an unfortunate order right now. What did you do last night? Went to a movie. With who? Myself. On date night? Are we still gonna have to call it 39。39。39。 Another woman39。sushi.39。m pissed off, Charlotte. What the hell am I supposed to say? Call it 39。39。Not okay to eat another woman39。d get the message: 39。s okay. Nothing has to change. Just think of this as a big purse. Miranda, your purse just spit up. You39。 are gonna make up for the fact...that I caught him eating another woman39。m sorries39。39。39。I39。501 Anchors Away When you are Single and live in New York...there is no end to the ways to fill your days.: museums, parks, theaters, concert halls...nightclubs and countless restaurants. But one of the most amazing things about living in a city like New York...is that any night of the week you can go to Paris. Joy for Two for one. Enjoy the show. Thank you. It was one of those perfect New York nights... That fucking Richard. ...Followed by a less than perfect New York day. He left another 39。39。m sorry39。 message on my machine. Like the 39。I39。39。s pussy. It39。d think after three weeks of no returned calls, he39。39。s pussy.39。 Samantha, Brady. I39。39。39。s 39。sushi.39。 Fine. Richard ate another woman39。39。39。d think that everyone would be looking at me thinking, 39。That poor, Pathetic girl.39。 Like the way I39。t go out alone? On date night? You39。s the perfect place to be single. The city is your date. You39。s getting serious. I think I39。m not. I just wanted you to all hear his tone on my machine. If you keep participating in this,you might as well call him. I39。s tragic that you were in love and it didn39。39。39。re never the same. Seriously, there is not an unlimited amount of love in the world. It39。ve only had one: Trey. How many great loves have you had? Zero. Really? What about Steve? Steve39。m done with great love. I39。m done. No, it was a stupid article. It was at the dentist. It39。s over for me. 39。Here lies Carrie. She had two loves, and lots of shoes.39。 Fuck love. I gave you 39。sushi.39。 I need 39。fuck.39。 After a light lunch, Miranda stopped to set down a heavy load. You want me to carry him? No, I39。ve been so distracted by Richard that I almost fot my favorite holiday. Fleet Week isn39。s Day. This is just what I need. I39。s our patriotic duty as women of New York. If you want to do your patriotic duty as a New York woman...you will e shopping with me right now...and throw some much needed money downtown. I39。m in. I fot the snugli. Let39。s one. Taxi! it39。ll call you later? Overspend for me. Okay. Bye, Brady. I39。ll call you later. Miranda suddenly found herself moving slowly away from her old life...and quickly into her new one. Poor baby. Boy, pink thing. Boy, look at that pink face. Dear, let Magda help. I39。ve got it. You just keep doing the thing. The mirror. I39。t have you 39。hang39。 right now. I39。ve got to get Brady down for a nap now, or he won39。s your nipples? Excuse me? Lina said sometimes they get sore. Would you get Brady ready for his nap? And please don39。t blame her. I asked. You just randomly asked about my nipples? Yeah, I talk about your nipples to strangers all the time. Bye. The bum39。t need help. I39。ve got everything under control. Okay, so Thanks for the eats. Have a good evening, Mrs. MacDougal. Charlotte realized she may have put Great Love Number One behind her...but his name was still in front of her. Breakups: bad for the heart, good for the economy. It39。ll keep calling till you agree to talk. So Unless you want 20 messages every day, you39。ll be waiting, geous. Right sentiment...Sushi Samba....wrong restaurant. Richard Wright? Thank you. Hello, geous. in a wildly optimistic gesture, I ordered you a Dirty Martini. Dirty Martini? Dirty bastard. I39。t think I could pull it off. How did it feel? Fabulous. But I woke up this morning even angrier. I need